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Clips from American Dad! - Escape from Pearl Bailey (S04E04)

"What are you trying to prove running against me?"
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"When we win, a fiscally sound marching band will be our response."
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"Happy birthday, buddy."
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"[Speaking Japanese]"
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"- Steve. - Steve!"
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"I knew you wouldn't miss my birthday party!"
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"Debbie. And she sure could use your vote tomorrow. Here. Take some literature."
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"Slow down. Barry was just about to blow out his candles."
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"I've been practicing not spitting."
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"and theJews who run the A/V club."
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"I'm running on fumes, man! Vote Debbie!"
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"The boys' locker room for Lisa. We expected that."
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"But the exit polls from the math department are trending in our direction."
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"We did our best. It's in the hands of the voters now."
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"[Sighs] Hey, Debbie."
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"Are you okay, Pandora? You look a little down."
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"There's something in the computer lab you need to see."
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"[Mooing]"
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"" Not only is Debbie Hyman not fit to be president..."
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"[Laughing]"
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"" Debbie is a big slut who makes fun of the freaks she claims to represent.""
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"Shut up! Shut up, I say!"
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"Lisa Silver! The popular girls! I knew it!"
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"Destroy the Internet!"
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"Thank you all for electing me to another term."
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"My first order of business-"
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"doubling the number of pep rallies for our awesome sports teams!"
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"She lied and cheated to win!"
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"But that doesn't mean I need to stoop to their level."
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"I'm gonna go eat that chocolate crucifix I've been saving."
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"- Hmm? - I guess you guys heard Debbie lost."
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"Now Steve can play with us again!"
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"Still, my revenge will be harsh."
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"Steve, you can't be seriously thinking of going after Lisa Silver and her minions."
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"None of you can understand defending the honor of a woman..."
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"[Speaking Japanese]"
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"So it begins."
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"Oh, Daddy, it's perfect!"
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"[Screaming]"
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"- [Gasping] - [Groaning]"
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"Thanks for seeing me on such short notice, Doc."
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"Last week I accidentally ate a cookie."
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"Well, any excuse to put you under and chew on your feet."
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"Oh, you're funny."
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"All right, I'm just gonna give you a little anesthesia."
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"Oh, I gotta take this. I'll be right back."
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"[Crying]"
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"[Thunderclap]"
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"It's very simple, madam."
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"Whoa, whoa!"
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"Just 'cause you do that in the woods..."
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"does not mean you can do that on my chest."
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"You think Debbie's a slut? I'll show you a slut."
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"- Slut. - [All Chanting] Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut!"
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"[TV: Applause]"
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"## [Whistling]"
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"Well, you're in a good mood, and I bet I can guess why."
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"I know! My insurance agreed to cover my degenerative joint medicine!"
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"No. I meant you must think it's pretty cool what happened to Lisa Silver and her friends."
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"Oh, sure. That's karma for you."
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"No! That's not karma! That's me, your boyfriend!"
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"I got revenge on them and defended your honor!"
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"That was... you?"
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"Steve, after all I said about not stooping to their level..."
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"" Because a woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets.""
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"- We're through! - Wait!"
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"It'll be okay, buddy."
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"Or fit enough to wear people clothes!"
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"I mean- I'm Barry."
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"Uh, hey, which would win in a battle?"
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"Did you guys have something to do with that slam page?"
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"- So you admit it! - I'm Barry!"
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"Look, we never thought it would go this far."
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"We just wanted you back with our crew."
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"Because of you I destroyed three innocent girls, lost Debbie..."
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"Our friendship is over!"
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"Is that a fat joke?"
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"Yeah! I guess it is."
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"I'll kill you!"
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"You did this to us, Steve Smith."
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"Justin's uncle owns the mask store."
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"According to his receipts, only one person..."
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"bought a Hopi Indian revenge mask in the last 50 years."
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"L- l-"
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"It was all their fault! They put up the slam page and framed you!"
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"I never would have done those things if it weren't for them! I swear!"
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"Fine. Then we'll just beat you all up."
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"I'm gonna kick the fat one's head in!"
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"Look, ladies, I realize you must be angry..."
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"but you can't just beat us to death on school property."
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"Sorry, Smith. I've ordered my administration to turn a blind eye to these proceedings."
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"- Thanks, Daddy. - Janet's your daughter?"
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"How come you never mentioned this before?"
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"Because I'm ashamed of her for more reasons than you can imagine."
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"Still, that's my little girl, man!"
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"Damn it!"
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"Steve! Help Barry!"
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"You were gonna let Barry get chopped up back there!"
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"And I'd do the same to any of you!"
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"Look, Steve, we don't like you and you don't like us..."
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"but if we want to survive this, we need to work together."
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"If we can get to her, we'll live."
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"But look at all these turfs we need to pass through!"
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"None of those gangs are affiliated with the jocks or the cheerleaders."
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"They have no reason to bother us."
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"[Principal Lewis On P.A.] Hey there, big boys and girls."
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"Four dangerous nerds..."
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"Whoever captures them gets the $500 I keep sticking out of my pocket..."
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"We're dead."
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"[Speaking Japanese]"
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"I don't know, Steve. That's a long cross, and we don't have any dialogue."
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"We don't need any dialogue. All we need is some physical business."
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"Wait. Remember your Galactica."
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"Is by taking out its base star."
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"Hey, Evan, I found your portrayal of Conrad Birdie to be entirely too contrived."
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"You-You did?"
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"I never wanted to say bye-bye to your Birdie."
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"[Sobbing Continues]"
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"managed to put the slip on the drama geeks."
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"Guess it's up to the stoners to take them down now."
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