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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"Hello, boys. Who needs a pick-me-up?"
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"- Wow. Lattes. - Yeah. I'm a bit of a coffee snob."
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"- I like mine scalding. - Wow."
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"- Hi, Emma. - Hey, Ken."
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"- Will, hi. - Hey."
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"- What's with all the lattes? - Oh, Emma, I just felt so awful..."
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"that Figgins cut the coffee budget to pay for a nutritionist for the "Cheerios.""
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"Yeah. I heard you guys went, like, $600 over budget on that."
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"Since when are cheerleaders performers?"
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"Your resentment is delicious."
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"Well, I have a "phoner" in a couple minutes..."
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"That's an interview on the telephone with a major media outlet."
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"I'll probably do it on my iPhone."
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"I missed you at the, uh..."
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"singles mixer last weekend, Emma."
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"Yeah, I know. A big pipe exploded in my building."
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"It was wild. I hate those mixer things though. Don't you?"
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"I mean, it's like a big meat market. It's just... Ew."
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"I did give my number to a fireman though."
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"But he hasn't called."
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"There's someone out there for everyone. I wouldn't even sweat it."
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"Mmm. Hey, did you hear that Sandy Ryerson got fired?"
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"- Really? - Mm-hmm."
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"- Who's gonna take over Glee Club? - I don't know."
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"You want to captain the Titanic too?"
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"I think I can make it great again. There is no joy in these kids."
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"They feel invisible. That's why every one of them has a MySpace page."
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"Sixty bucks a month. That's what I need to keep this program up."
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"A-A-And you... you expect me to pay it?"
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"Well, I'm certainly not going to pay for it."
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"We're not talking about Cheerios here, Will."
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"They were on Fox Sports Net last year."
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"When Glee Club starts bringing that kind of prestige to the school again..."
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"you can have all the money you want."
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"and you've got to use the costumes and props we already have."
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"But we need the stools for wood shop."
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"Hiding the $60 a month from my wife, Terri, was gonna be hard."
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"But I had a bigger problem. How was I gonna get these kids motivated?"
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"One thing I knew for sure... we needed a new name."
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"New Directions!"
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"My name is Mercedes Jones, and I'm singing..."
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"# R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me #"
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"# R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take care of T.C.B. #"
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"# Yeah ##"
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"Hello. I'm Kurt Hummel, and I'll be singing "Mr. Cellophane.""
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"# Cellophane Mr. Cellophane #"
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"# Should've been my name Mr. Cellophane #"
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"# 'Cause you can look right through me #"
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"# Walk right by me #"
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"# And never know I'm there #"
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"# Never even #"
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"# Know #"
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"# I'm there ##"
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"Tina C. "I Kissed a Girl.""
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"# It's not what I'm used to #"
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"# I'm curious #"
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"# For you caught my attention #"
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"# I kissed a girl and liked it ##"
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"Hi. My name is Rachel Berry..."
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"and I'll be singing "On My Own" from the seminal Broadway classic Les Mis."
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"# On my own #"
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"# Pretending he's beside me ##"
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"You might laugh because every time I sign my name..."
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"I put a gold star after it."
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"But it's a metaphor. And metaphors are important."
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"My gold stars are a metaphor for me being a star."
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"Andjust so we're clear, I want to clear up that hateful rumor..."
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"that I was the one who turned that closet case Sandy Ryerson in..."
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"because he gave Hank Saunders the solo I deserved."
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"That's cockapoopie."
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"He was touching Hank, caressing him."
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"It was so wrong!"
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"I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two gay dads."
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"See, I was born out of love."
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"My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and I.Q."
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"To this day, we don't know which one is my real dad..."
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"which I think is pretty amazing."
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"My dads spoiled me in the arts."
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"You might think that all the boys in school would totally want to tap this..."
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"but my MySpace schedule keeps me way too busy to date."
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"I try to post a MySpace video every day just to keep my talent alive and growing."
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"- # Without him # - Nowadays, being anonymous is worse than being poor."
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"Fame is the most important thing in our culture now."
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"And if there's one thing I've learned, it's that no one's just gonna hand it to you."
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"# I love him #"
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"# But every day I'm learning #"
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"# All my life #"
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"# I've only been pretending #"
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"# Without me his world will go on turning #"
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"# A world that's full of happiness #"
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"# That I have never known #"
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"# I love him #"
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"# I love him #"
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"# I love him #"
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"# Own ##"
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"When do we start rehearsals?"
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"- # And I said to myself sit down # - # Said to myself, sit down #"
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"- # Sit down, you're rockin' the boat # - Bigger hands. Big hands."
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"# And the devil will drag you under #"
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"# By the sharp lapel of your checkered coat #"
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"# Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down #"
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"# Sit down You're rockin' the boat #"
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"# Sit down, you're rockin' Sit down, sit down, sit down You're rockin' the boat #"
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"# Sit down #"
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"# You're rockin' #"
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"# The boat ##"
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"- We suck. - Uh... It..."
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"Mr. Schuester, do you have any idea how ridiculous it is to give..."
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"the lead solo in "Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat" to a boy in a wheelchair?"
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"I think Mr. Schue's using irony to enhance the performance."
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"There's nothing ironic about show choir!"
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"Rachel!"
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"That's sloppy!"
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"You're sloppy, babies! It's just disgraceful!"
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"And I want the agony out of your eyes!"
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"You are the weak link, pal! How does it feel to be the weak link, huh?"
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"- That can't feel very good. - You changed out of your costume."
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"I'm tired of being laughed at."
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"You're the best kid in there, Rachel. That comes with a price."
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"Look, I know I'm just a sophomore. But I can feel the clock ticking away..."
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