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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"and I don't want to leave high school with nothing to show for it."
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"You get great grades. You're a fantastic singer."
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"Everybody hates me."
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"You think Glee Club is gonna change that?"
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"Being great at something is going to change it."
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"Being a part of something special makes you special, right?"
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"I need a male lead who can keep up with me vocally."
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"- Maybe I can coach Artie a little. I... - Look, Mr. Schue..."
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"I appreciate what you're trying to do."
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"But if you can't give me what I need, then I'm sorry."
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"I'm not gonna make a fool out of myself."
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"I can't keep wasting my time with Glee."
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"It hurts too much."
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"Schuester!"
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"But we just started rehearsals."
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"My hands are tied, Schue. I need the auditorium."
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"Alcoholics Anonymous wants to rent it out for their afternoon meetings."
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"Lots of drunks in this town. They're paying me 10 bucks a head."
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"If we show at Regionals, Glee stays."
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"If not, the bar is open in the auditorium."
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"What is it with you and this club? You've got only five kids."
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"- One of them's a cripple! - Then I guess you've got nothing to worry about."
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"- Fine. - Yes!"
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"But you're running detention for free to make it up to me."
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"Deal."
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"You put your hands in the corners like this."
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"- Okay? - I can't do it."
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"I'm dyslexic."
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"Maybe I should just stick to towels and washcloths."
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"Howard, if you can't fold a fitted sheet, you cannot work at Sheets 'N' Things."
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"Associate return."
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"Go. Make sure they have a receipt."
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"- Oh, does it have mayo? - Yeah."
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"Will, if my diabetes comes back, I can't get pregnant."
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"- I... - What is wrong with you?"
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"Well, I wanted to tell you..."
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"that I'm gonna have to start workin' late for the next couple months."
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"- I'm, uh, monitoring after-school detention. - What?"
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"I had to make a deal with Figgins so he wouldn't kill Glee Club."
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"Now I have to go home and I have to cook dinner for myself?"
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"This lady wants to return these sheets."
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"But something tells me we've got another bed wetter."
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"Do you see what I have to deal with here, hmm?"
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"God, hasn't she ever heard of a diaper?"
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"Of course towels have a thread count, Mr..."
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"Sheets 'N' Things!"
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"What do you do? I read catalogs! I know these things."
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"Anything under a 400-thread count and I could break out in impetigo!"
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"It's simple to understand! William?"
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"Sandy? Hey!"
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"Well, hello. How are things?"
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"I hear you have taken over Glee Club."
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"Are you kidding? Getting out of that swirling eddy of despair..."
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"best thing that ever happened to me."
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"Don't get me wrong. It wasn't easy at first."
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"Being dismissed. And for what I was accused of?"
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"My long-distance girlfriend in Cleveland nearly broke up with me."
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"Oh, God. Don't you love a good monkey?"
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"It took me weeks to get over my nervous breakdown."
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"- Did they put you on medication? - Better. Medical marijuana."
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"It's genius!"
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"I just tell my Dr. Feelgood I'm having trouble sleeping..."
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"and he gives me all of it I want."
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"I'm finding the whole system quite lucrative."
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"- You're a drug dealer? - Oh, yeah. Make five times more than when I was a teacher."
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"I keep some for myself and then I take money baths in the rest."
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"Who-Who do you sell it to?"
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"You want in?"
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"Uh, no. I tried it once in college."
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"But Terri and I are trying to get pregnant."
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"- I do my own packaging. - Sandy, no..."
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"And the first sample is free. Come on."
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"You are the one coaching those tone-deaf acne factories. You're gonna need it."
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"Okay? I have to do everything myself."
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"Call me. Come on."
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"What's the matter with you? Scary."
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"Hey, Sue. C-Can I have a sec?"
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"Sure, buddy. Come on in."
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"Eew!"
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"- What is that? Gum? - Uh-huh."
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"So you want to talk to my Cheerios about joining Glee Club?"
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"Well, I need more kids... Performers."
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"I figured some of them might want to double up."
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"Okay. So what you're doing right now is called blurring the lines."
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"High school is a caste system. Kids fall into certain slots."
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"Your jocks, your popular kids, up in the penthouse."
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"The invisibles and the kids playing live-action druids and trolls out in the forest..."
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"And... where do the Glee kids lie?"
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"Sub-basement."
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"I mean, kids are gonna do what they think is cool, which is not always who they are."
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"- You just need to find a way to get them out of their boxes. - Well, how do I do that?"
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"the rest will fall right in line."
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"Last month, they held down one of their teammates, shaved off his eyebrows..."
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"- Look, all I'm looking for is an introduction. - Fine."
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"You gotta put a good word in for me with Emma."
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"- There you go, Cinderella. - Thank you."
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"I have trouble with things like that. The, um... The messy things."
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"Yeah."
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"It's really nice how much you care about Glee."
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"Children like to know where they stand."
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"So let your little Glee kids have their little club."
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"But don't pretend that any of them are something they're not."
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"Circle up!"
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"Now Mr. Schuester is gonna talk to you."
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"You don't listen, you do laps. You mouth off, you do laps."
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"Thanks, Ken. Hey, guys. How you doing?"
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"I think I recognize some of you from Spanish class. But, uh, I'm..."
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"I'm here today to talk to you about something different. Uh, music."
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"Glee Club needs guys."
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"I can sing."
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"Really? That's fantastic."
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"- You wanna hear? - Yeah."
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"Laps."
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"Thank you."
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"Dismissed! Puck, in my office in five minutes."
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"You been sleeping okay? Your eyes look a little bloodshot."
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"I got allergies."
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"I honestly thought that was the end of the very brief..."
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"fever dream that was New Directions."
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"# Even as I wander I'm keepin' you in sight #"
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