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Clips from Community (2009) - Remedial Chaos Theory (S03E03)

"And certainly,"
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"if an introductory biology course at a community college"
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"can refute 2,000 years of miracles--"
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"And what about Britta?"
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"She's not gonna dissect anything."
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"Fine, you got me, I won't dissect anything with a face."
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"What about worms?"
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"Do they have tiny little faces?"
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"This is why you're the stupidest!"
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"If loving worms is stupid, I don't wanna be smart."
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"It is, and you can't be."
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"Guys, I just figured it all out."
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"Pierce, wake up, Jeff is gonna heal us."
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"We have been looking at this totally wrong."
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"There's no way I'm unpopular."
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"One of you monsters just put me last"
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"in a petty attempt to humble me."
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"Oh!"
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"I just had a terrible nightmare that Jeff was a pompous ass."
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"Also Todd was there."
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"I'd poked my nose where it didn't belong."
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"It was my fault she had gotten mixed up in all this."
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"Nobody's going home until we see those ballots."
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"I say let's lay our cards on the table"
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"and see what everyone really thinks of each other."
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"Get behind me, Abed."
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"Jeff, stop it!"
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"Give it to me! No, get back, get back!"
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"I am doing this for all of us."
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"Oh, no, she's got her marijuana lighter."
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"Oh, my God, I am so sorry!"
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"What is wrong with you people?"
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"Huh?"
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"I thought you were supposed to love each other!"
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"Your love is weird."
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"And toxic!"
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"I no longer care about grades."
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"like I promised my dying father."
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"I'm going home."
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"I'm gonna hold my wife and my child close."
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"Offense taken."
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"Offense taken."
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"You're all terrible people."
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"And I don't care about this stupid assignment."
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"I'm going home."
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"No, I'm not, I'm going to biology class."
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"It starts in 15 minutes."
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"And eventually, this caterpillar"
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"will come out of its cocoon. And then--"
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"Nice work, you two."
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"You know they're laughing at you, right?"
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"Now, super group."
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"I can't help but notice a sorry lack of terrariums."
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"We didn't have time to finish."
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"When did you even have time to do that?"
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"You're pathological."
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"It's too late for flattery."
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"Professor, obviously this isn't working out."
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"You're just gonna have to put us with our original lab partners."
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"- All right? - I don't have to do anything."
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"Not after you broke my boy Todd."
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"That man called me crying this morning."
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"We had a name for people like you in prison."
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"We called you "the mean clique.""
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"But I have a solution."
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"All seven of you will share a microscope,"
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"Everyone else gets their own stuff."
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"So can we get an extension on the first assignment?"
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"No. You all fail."
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"Oh, my God."
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"And did I miss the firemen?"
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"Dean, the explanation is simple."
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"It's all connected."
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"A web of conspiracy that goes"
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"all the way to the top of Arizona."
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"All... Right."
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"There's a hot plate back there, thousands of matches."
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"I mean, we're looking at dozens"
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"of major health and fire code violations."
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"I think we're gonna have to get the police involved."
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"I was in really big trouble."
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"Dean."
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"Dean?"
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"Oh, uh...No."
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"No need to get the cops."
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"With a conspiracy this big, they're probably involved."
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"- What? - What Chang says"
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"makes a lot of sense, and, um..."
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"Okay, you know what? I quit."
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"but I draw the line at you enabling this man."
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"I mean, I'm seriously concerned that he's mentally ill."
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"And--and it's not funny at all. It's scary."
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"- The top of Arizona... - I needed to know more."
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"- Was it a very high mesa? - About those firemen."
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"- Or was it a state of mind? - Were they ethnically diverse?"
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"- Either way, I was going... - Did they bring a dalmatian?"
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"Okay, screw this. I-I quit."
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"Hmm?"
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"How would you like to be the new head of security?"
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"I had to think fast."
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"Yes."
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"I don't know, was I crazy?"
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"Or was I just doing right by the school?"
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"- This is awkward, isn't it? - Yeah."
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"You know, I think it's pretty clear"
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"what destroyed the balance in our study group's ecosystem."
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"Ranking one person above another."
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"Letting our differences get the bets of us."
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"- Racism? - No."
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"Todd."
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"Todd!"
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""None taken.""
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"What was wrong with him?"
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"Not to be unchristian, but that boy sucked."
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"I missed this."
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"Aww!"
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"And his dumb baby!"
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"- I know! - On and on."
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"He wouldn't shut up."
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"These questions are really personal."
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