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Clips from Rick and Morty - The Wedding Squanchers (S02E02)

"Uh... Okay."
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"# What have I become"
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"# goes away in the end"
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"# My empire of dirt hey, look, cops."
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"I have processed that you are in in distress"
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"and have proscribed antidepressants."
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"Compliments of the galactic federation."
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"I feel better."
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"Honey! I got a job!"
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"# I will make you hurt"
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"Everything."
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"As you can see,"
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"that I got from Beth."
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"Come and get it, kitty."
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"Whoo-whee! You think Rick's gonna get out off jail?"
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"Or longer to see how we unravel this mess."
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"The trick to cereal is keeping 70% above the milk."
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"Uh, w-why don't you get it, Jerry?"
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"Gross. What is that thing?"
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"It's a courier flap."
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"Oh, shiiit!"
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"It looks like an egg-vite from birdperson."
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"Must be time for his annual Oscar party."
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"to reach his planet."
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"Nobody tell him that "braveheart" wins."
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"Greetings. This is birdperson."
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"Inviting you to planet squanch"
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"- blugh! - If you're from earth,"
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"Uh, l-let's not get carried away, Morty."
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"Would you like to rsvp or send a gift?"
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"If I wanted to watch someone throw their life away,"
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"I'd hang out with Jerry all day."
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"Affirmative! Returning to sender."
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"No, hold on, stay, courier flaps. Staying!"
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"Dad, you have a friend that's getting married."
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"That's a big deal."
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"What do you know about friendship, Jerry?"
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"Confirmed, shipping Jerry."
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"Whoa, whoa, wait! Aah!"
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"I assume planet squanch..."
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"6,000 light years across the galaxy."
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"Yeah, I know. Now we have to go to the wedding."
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"Rick Sanchez!"
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"You psycho bag of squanch!"
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"Hey, what's up, squanchy?"
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"Hey, squanchy."
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"You're language has the word "squanch" in it a lot."
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"Doesn't that become tedious and worn out,"
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"like the smurf thing?"
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"Beth, squanchy culture is more contextual than literal."
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"You just say what's in your squanch and people understand."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"I squanchmy family."
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"I squanch my family."
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"Come on in, guys."
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"The guest are having cocksquanches."
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"Where am I?! You're at a wedding."
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"# jazz rapping for an alien mile #"
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"# fat beats and an alien smile"
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"# And I'm gonna keep jazzing"
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"Oh, my God. I love your ring."
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"She fought a squirrel for it."
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"Birdperson."
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"Rick, I am pleased you and your family"
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"could witness my melding with Tammy."
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"Our pleasure."
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"Yeah, I just hope you got a pre-meld."
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"Rick! What?!"
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"It's just a practical way of making sure"
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"Jesus, dad."
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"Ohh, I-I was happy on the flight."
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"I'm grumpy from the landing."
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"We don't know a damn person here."
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"Hi! Jerry Smith... father of the bride's friend."
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"Advertising is my usual game, but I'm between..."
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"Jerry, stop networking. We're in space."
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""Jerry, get a job!"
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"Jerry, don't look for a job at an alien wedding!""
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"I don't get you."
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"I don't want to blow it."
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"You must be Summer's mom and dad."
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"This is Jerry."
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"So you're teenage daughter's marrying a birdman."
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"Are you guys down with that?"
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"when he was 30, she was an actual child."
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"When he was her age, she wasn't born."
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"Imagine being pregnant with your daughter"
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""I'll take that. I'll have sex with that.""
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"Oof! Were you born with your feet in your mouth?"
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"I was transported here against my will"
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"So take your attitude to the men's section of kmart,"
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"'cause you need to cut me some slack... S."
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"and face the corner and talk to nobody."
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"Maybe... I... Will."
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"You know, you're not being very supportive"
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"of birdperson on his big day."
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"I mean, what do you think's gonna happen"
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"There's nothing to run from, nothing to fight."
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"That's his last name."
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"Can you make me a dumb grandson pep talk?"
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"It's one part lame advice about stuff you know nothing about"
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"Then I'll take one of those."
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"Oh, it sounds like you and my dad have"
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"a long history together."
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"Wish I could say the same."
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"is soaked deeply with the blood of both friends and enemies."
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"Um, I used to have to draw him"
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"into family photos with a crayon."
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"We live our lives in hiding."
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"I guess I should be happy for you."
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"I mean, great, you guys got to hang out."
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"The galactic government considers us terrorists."
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"It's unwise of me to share these details,"
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"what it means to grow up without a father, but..."
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"the guest list at this wedding"
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"We have committed numerous atrocities"
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"Annnd during that time,"
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"Night crawler pate."
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"I should prepare for the ceremony."
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"Tammy, you may squanch your vows now."
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