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Clips from Rick and Morty - The Wedding Squanchers (S02E02)

"Jerry, get a job."
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"Delivery for Rick."
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"Morning, Summer, Beth, and Jerry."
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"but less off-putting."
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"And, by the way, our TV signals take light years"
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"And Tammy!"
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"for our mate-melding ceremony..."
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"that means we're getting married!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"My friend Tammy's marrying birdperson!"
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"What the hell is a birdperson?"
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"No. Weddings are basically funerals with cake."
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"It's a big deal he has a friend."
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"Oh, God! Jerry!"
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"Whoa, t-that's... that's insane!"
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"Mwah! Ensquanche!"
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"Uh... What, I do."
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"# And I'm an alien with jazz rap style #"
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"# jazz space phone, alien dial is my friend #"
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"Thanks. It was birdperson's grandmother's."
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"you can get one of your balls back."
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"This is the closest I've ever gotten"
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"You say you get it, but I'm scared you'll keep doing it."
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"Look, here's some humans you can practice on."
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"We're Tammy's parents... pat and Donna guterman."
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"Hi. Beth."
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"No pun intended."
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"We're quite proud."
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"When he was, let's see, like, 18,"
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"she was literally in there in your womb."
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"and a bird teenager comes into your home and says,"
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"Give us one second."
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"I want you to stand in the corner"
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"against the gromflamites!"
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"This? This is a losing battle."
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"Geez, Rick, it's not like he's dying."
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"He's getting married!"
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"if you open yourself up a little bit?"
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"I mean, look around."
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"Take the day off."
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"Are you hyphenating it?"
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"Good one, Morty. Excuse me, bartender."
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"and a lot of vodka."
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"God, whatever, Rick."
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"but I've become inebriated."
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"I don't know if you can appreciate"
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"includes 17 of the federation's most wanted."
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"in the name of freedom."
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"I don't suppose he ever mentioned his daughter."
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"Are those baby quiches?"
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"Like talking to a brick wall."
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"the four squanches, and the nine balls,"
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"Birdperson..."
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"- Nice! - Aww!"
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"but there is still time."
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"I am yours until my death."
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"Aww."
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"# Girl, you got it going on"
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"I am a cyborg photographer. Just act natural."
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"sorry."
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"and if he loves Tammy, well, then I love Tammy, too."
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"Thank you, Rick."
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"Yeah, Tammy!"
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"But then I think, you know, in a lot of ways,"
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"and this entire building is, in a certain sense, surrounded."
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"Sit your bird ass down."
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"Birdperson!!"
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"Somebody confiscate that and don't damage it."
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"There's no time to squanch!"
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"Get your family out of here!"
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"I got this."
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"Squanch this!"
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"Dad! Hold on tight!"
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"Don't hate the player, hate the game, son."
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"Oh! Oh, should I have been more open and trusting"
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"my now dead best friend? Or your daughter,"
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"Anyway, I say we go home, sleep it off,"
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"and have a family meeting in the morning."
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"Yeah, about going home, we can't... ever."
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"Oh, these guys are looking for us now."
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"Us?!"
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"is free to go back to earth."
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"of jumper cables under your nuts and or labia"
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"which I guarantee you, you're not gonna know,"
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"Ladies? Anybody?"
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"What are we going to do?"
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"See? Our cup runneth over."
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"Would you even know that wasn't earth?"
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"I uh... I guess this one's a little small."
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"Okay, this one's bigger."
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"Mom, dad, look!"
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"That's pretty cool."
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"And nothing on the cob."
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"The plucky little ball of water and dirt,"
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"Well, you can."
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"Contact the ministry of tourism for details."
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"Dramatic effect."
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"or throw something so hard"
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"Things just keep on getting better."
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"but there's not."
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"So, yes, if we went back to earth,"
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"This world sucks!"
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"That's very good, kids. I'm proud of you."
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"For the rest of your lives,"
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"Hey. Uh..."
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"for camouflage or something?"
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"Bye, Morty."
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"Morty, if you go to where there's a bunch of ice cream"
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"you've just gone where ice cream is."
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"but you'll break mom's heart."
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"# I hurt myself today"
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"Uh, hi, my name is Jerry Smith, I'm from planet earth."
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"I know the whereabouts of Rick Sanchez,"
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"the wanted criminal."
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"Hold on!"
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"This is special agent gribbles."
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"and he left us on dwarf terrace-9."
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"He said he was gonna go to the plimplom tavern."
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"Nice. Thank you."
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"dicks and licking disgusting furry testicle sacks."
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