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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My First Thanksgiving with Josh! (S01E01)

"Whoa, how am I supposed to pay for that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I will take that, sir."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Honestly, I just want some private time"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so I can lick all these plates myself."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Too gross or too honest? Take a vote, BRB."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You've barely eaten anything."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You must be starving."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've been starving since 1998."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what, that is the media telling you"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"what your body should be, and it just gets my goat..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, cut the crap."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I see what you're doing, sucking up to Josh's parents."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Parents may love brown-nosers, but men, like Josh, love me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You don't understand our relationship,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and you don't understand Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We have history."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You think he's gonna find you sexy"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"when you're spending all day shopping with his mom"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, honey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're having a tough day."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I get it, the holidays can be stressful."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can I get you anything?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe a hot cup of arroz caldo?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't need chicken soup, thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Chicken soup is just hot melted fat water."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You don't belong here... This is not your family."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And good luck digesting all that gross food."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's culturally insensitive."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"LOURDES: Time for the family photo."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Smile! (camera shutter clicks)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, Kevin."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Listen, um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I said a lot of regrettable things yesterday,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I wanted you to know I'm sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got a tongue scraper."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Things are looking hhhheeexxxcellent."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- It's minty. - Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Had a busboy do the entire Peter Finch speech from Network."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Shouted out of a window and everything."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, it was Javier."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"JAVIER: Welcome back, Greg."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, it was great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You should have been there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Greg, you want your job back, it's yours."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah. Ooh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah, ah. (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah. - Um, listen, I really appreciate this,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I have seniority, I can pick my shifts."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Had seniority."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the toilets are clogged."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Aunt Dhori, I insist"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that you call me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think we have a case here, I really do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Listen, if the frozen dinner box says"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Call me, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca, thank you so much for coming today."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We are so thankful God sent you to us."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Oh... (both chuckle)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""God sent you to us.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Aw, that's nice, Paula."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Everyone hates you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're racist."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Valencia. - What? She wants to go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Bye, Jayma. Bye, Jastenity."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We'd love to have you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I would be so honored, Mrs. Chan, thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you have made me feel like I truly belong."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great, I'll also join for mass"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because I actually believe in Jesus."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckling): Knock yourself out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's a public place of worship."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll be right..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whispering): Hey. Hey, Paula."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, cookie, you are crushing it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I know, it's going so well."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, listen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(door slams) but I will call you..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, crap."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I really have to poo-poo. Okay, hold on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"VALENCIA: I'm so... I try so hard to be nice to your mom,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and all she ever gives me is stink face."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And you just stood there doing nothing"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"while she sucked up to everyone like a vacuum cleaner."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"VALENCIA: So naive, Josh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You don't see who she really is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps) They're fighting."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's so sad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, I can hear it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I told you I wanted to be closer to the turkey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I like the skin!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait-wait, wait, wait, wait, shh, shh, shh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's gone quiet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Did she kill him?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(mattress springs squeak rhythmically)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What is that sound?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, I don't know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe it's a tiny trampoline."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Or a ghost with a rusty knee?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (Valencia moans) - Oh, my God, Rebecca, are they...?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Josh and Valencia moaning)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Run out of the room."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, all over the walls."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"When is this gonna end?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Never noticed that before."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But I'm still here, slinging drinks for a living ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But I'm not such a fan of the back of my hand ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It's hard to explain ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Hey, West Covina ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Why won't you let me break free? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Pouring my high school friends beers ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ For the rest of eternity? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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