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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My First Thanksgiving with Josh! (S01E01)

"♪ Hey, West Covina ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'll never go far, so pull up to the bar ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But no one's coming here ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Who am I kidding? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Thanks for the chain stores and outlets and banks ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Or to serve Deb a vodka and cranberry juice? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ What'll it be? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hold on. Hold on. Wait, I think they might be gone."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes. Yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Go to the bathroom, honey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, I really want to go,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I have to take a giant... (stomach gurgling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Everyone..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So nice to see everyone here"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"from, you know, Rancho Cucamonga,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and Stockton, Monrovia,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, all the places!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"JOSH: I'm so thankful for the wonderful meal"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and for, you know,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"sharing great laughs, as always. (stomach gurgling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But there were also some challenging moments."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Those moments are really important, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I belong..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with Valencia."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"On that note,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and in front of the people I love the most"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and who love me the most..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"will you move in with me? (gasps)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I do!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I will."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now, who wants to go see Jesus?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughter)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I brought your robe. I know you hate"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that these hospital gowns leave your ass hanging out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am the captain of my own ass."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(scoffs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"One of the nurses ratted you out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"On me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughing): Why?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Save yourself."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And-and the macaws."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You need those treatments."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's-it's time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I make my own decisions, thank you very much,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I'm not going anywhere, sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Now... - Don't, don't... fight me on this."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look at you, old man,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You have tubes in your face."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"if I talked to him like that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He probably would've said,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughing): Yeah, probably."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My father was a saint."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(both laugh)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now, hey... get out of here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And get yourself something to eat,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"something decent to eat."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I will, in a bit."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(TV plays indistinctly)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Almost as much as Sinatra,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and he's a damned good bird."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Change that. - No, no. I don't..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The beach volleyball, come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"PAULA: You can do it, baby."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, thank God..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh... oh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula, come on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Enough with that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, this is our first Thanksgiving"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"without Aunt Judy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's, uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Why...?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because she's dead."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, Paula!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come in. (door opens)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in the municipal sewer system."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(door closes)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh... my butthole's the gateway to hell."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You look great. - Hi!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you doing here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You promised me a drink."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got tired of waiting."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. So you just showed up?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And, like, phones don't exist?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I brought tacos and tequila,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's really nice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But, God, I'm not really in a position"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to eat that stuff right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've had the worst Thanksgiving ever."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, mine was really bad, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It was like Pearl Harbor meets the movie Pearl Harbor."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs) That's funny."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, feel free"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to sit down, but I gotta warn you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's okay. I'm used to it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ha, ha, ha! (laughs evilly)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Not gonna handle those tacos right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because you're a person."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll be back, I'll be back. Clench, Becky. Clench, Becky."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(door closes)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's see what's on my queue."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm... no. Sorry you had to see that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm. Mm-hmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That says Thanksgiving."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So... how'd your dad take the news?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, yeah, that didn't happen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"he's always been there for me,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"my whole life."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The only person, actually."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it's nice that you have that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause not everyone does."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe I will."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why does Netflix always want me"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to watch Leaving Las Vegas?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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