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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My First Thanksgiving with Josh! (S01E01)

"You're welcome."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Welcome to the fam-bam."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dad, what is this... A heart-attack buffet?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Get off my ass, Greg. It's a holiday."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's not enough that you let them crap in the shower."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dad, all I'm saying is, if you're gonna go"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"through the trouble to train them,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"train them to use the toilet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe I should train them to wipe their ass."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you need the oxygen tank?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, no, no, no. Stop it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Isn't there some girl you could be trying to bang?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, what about that, that crazy girl you met at the party?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, right, I was drunk."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Trust me, Dad, listen. - Sure."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Listen to me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There's something I want to talk to you about."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Some, um, changes I want to make."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Me, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm thinking about a third macaw."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm thinking Bennett for Tony Bennett."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, so serious."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What is it?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll get the tank."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"MAN: So you want to speak Tagalog,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's start with "Hello.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"BOTH: Natutwa akong makilala kayo."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Whoa! Ooh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(knocking)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"PAULA: Heya!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, uh, well, it's a Filipino dish"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you want to try some?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, thanks, but I think"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I can only stay for a second."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"As discussed, here it is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's exactly like the teddy bear nanny cam"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that we used in the Gatwick divorce, but with audio."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you see and hear directly to an app on my phone,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so I will not miss any of your triumph."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, cool."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to watch you push Valderrama out of the picture."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: ♪ I give good parent ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: ♪ I give good parent ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Din-din guest for the win... yes ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Prepare for your parents to be impressed ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Got your current chick lookin' like Greg Focker ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ These dads and moms is my sons and daughters ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I give good parent ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ To parents like me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I already got 'em heated up under the waist ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Your home's such a beautiful, comfortable space ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Inquiring what line of work they're in ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Wait, my uncle is in radiology ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Outta this hand like they're eatin' this what? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And you a common wench, so grovel, Valence ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Boss-ass bitch, no one's above me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I give good parent ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So I open up the chest in the attic,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and there it is!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's just say that was one very late library book."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughter)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, your sisters love that story."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, up top, Jayma. Yeah!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Up top, Jastenity."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My dad never smiles."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You almost got one there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, um, how did"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Interesting. Uh, fun fact... I made it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah. - Get out of here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you sure you're not Filipino?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can only be so lucky."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's wonderful that you are such a bookworm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah, we have something in common."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I love books and clubs."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You should join."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We would love to have a young person like you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, yeah. I would love to go"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to your book club, too, Mrs. Chan."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I actually just read a book."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's about journaling."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Lea Michele wrote it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Lots of blank pages."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So it's basically a journal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh-huh, I see. (laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Would you like more turkey, Rebecca?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ma, you promised to be nicer to Valencia this year."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Your soap?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I knew it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I remember you liked that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All of My Days or something like that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dad?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We've been here before."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, thanks, Greg."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't like a hot butt."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(knocking)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, may I speak with you privately, Mr. Serrano?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but we have a couple of concerns."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"One, his oxygen levels are too low,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so we need to run some more tests."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And two... your dad keeps asking me to go outside"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and have a cigarette and some whiskey with him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mm. - Not okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He doesn't listen to me, he never has."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"from a stage one to a stage two,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"which means we need to change the protocol,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"add some medications."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The thing is, our best treatment options"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"aren't covered by your insurance."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So if you'd like to proceed, I'll need your approval."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How much is it going...?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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