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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My First Thanksgiving with Josh! (S01E01)

"Okay, Mr. Grumpy, I thought we were friends again."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Give me that smile."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So what are you doing for Thanksgiving? Anything special?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This year everything is gonna be different."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Savor that, because that's the last drink I'm ever gonna make you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am quitting this crappy job."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"As soon as this shift ends."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't wait to walk in and tell my boss to shove it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"mixed in with a little Norma Rae."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, yeah. Someone stole a Netflix password."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to move out and to go to business school."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just have to find a nurse for my dad first."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow. Wait, business school?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yep. My dad's not gonna be happy I'm moving out,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but I figure I tell him over Thanksgiving dinner,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"then we'll patch things up"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"over buffalo mozzarella and prosciutto,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"just like they did in the first Thanksgiving."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait. Really?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Obviously."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is... everything you wanted."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're moving on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's awesome, you deserve it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can I buy you a drink before you move?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No catch. It's a free drink. You in or out?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"In. Hey, V."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, V-ster. V-dog?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"VW? VW Bus?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Bye, Greg."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Bye, Valencia!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I like your sleeveless crocheted trench coat!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You guys have such a great rapport."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, she doesn't like me so much."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"she's probably in a bad mood"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She goes to Josh's house, and it's tough for her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What, to bask in the warm embrace"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"of a loving Filipino family? Why is that tough?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You don't know?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The Chan's don't like Valencia."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because Asians don't like dumb people."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So mildly racist."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's a problem."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Every time Valencia has to hang with the Chan's,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"she and Josh almost break up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Poor Valencia, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It must be awful to go to your boyfriend's house"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've never been to this place."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and live fish with whiskers."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And all the Asians."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you up to?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You are gonna crush her little bird bones."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's going on? What am I doing here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You are a parent's dream."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't exactly see them around anywhere..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mrs. Chan."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"MAN: The boss is back. Look busy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, Kevin."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Can I talk to you for a sec? - Sure, what's up?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll tell you what's up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's up is that every day I work in this bar,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I feel like I am eating a sandwich of bile and tears."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"my own personal tipping point..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nice line."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You write that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, are you quitting?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Good for you!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Kevin, please. I gotta get this out."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I quit this bar!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I just said that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I quit making blended drinks for bad tippers."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I quit using a cash register that spells mojito with an "H.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"more frequently. Kevin, you're ruining this for me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, are you going back to business school?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're too good for this place."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now, you, get out of here!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How did you know she was here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's best if I don't share that with you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm so sorry, Mrs. Chan."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, hello."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know if you remember me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm Rebecca Bunch."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I went to camp with your son Josh"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, of course!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You two had that adorable little romance!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Right, I called the house a couple times."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Left a couple funny messages."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How has she been?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Harvard undergrad, Yale law, 1550 SATs,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"winner NCAJ Mock Trial Championships."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, that is all very,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca, welcome to town."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You should join us for dinner sometime."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's so sweet of you. I would love that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What about tomorrow?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula, no, that's Thanksgiving."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And you have nowhere to go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She saw her parents murdered in front of her..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, dear."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just like Batman."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So Paula's... I'm sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula's joking."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My parents aren't dead."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Exactly. - Uh, guess so."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but we're going to Paris."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Aw, Rebecca!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh will be so thrilled."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I would love that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's so generous of you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I would be honored."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, just bring your appetite, my dear."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm actually going to... Wait... a real Thanksgiving"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- with a real family?! - I know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's Josh gonna think"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"when I just show up to his house randomly?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's texting him right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(phone chimes)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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