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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My First Thanksgiving with Josh! (S01E01)

"Thanks, Mom."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"VALENCIA: I wasn't even paying attention."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(humming)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What? Why?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But if it wasn't for us fighting about her,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, which part of town should we live in?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Uh, I haven't thought about it yet. - Well, I have,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because I need the extra room to practice my Ashtanga."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mm-hmm, yeah. - Whoa."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I was gonna say, speaking of portly puppies."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Greg laughing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- This is Valencia. My girlfriend. - Hi."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And exhale on an "ah..." Hey, do you want to go grab,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know what you're trying to do,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"or why you pretended to be my friend,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"very attracted to you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but then he paused,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and he said "very attracted.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You mentioned that. Okay, I mentioned it"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because it's the "very," alright?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Very" is a very important word in this, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that the "very" means something. Right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, but that's-that's just beside..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe Josh was just trying to be nice,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"BOTH: blowing you off?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on... no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You do talk about him a lot."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Making dough but it made me blue ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ One day I was crying a lot ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ To West Covina, California ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Brand-new pals and new career ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is what he said."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"like, even if our arms brush,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Hi, Becks! (growling) - Ohhhh"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow, I haven't"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"seen you, uh, in what, four days?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Very?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"With the holidays, I'm very slammed."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, we host Thanksgiving at our house"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, wow. - Oh, Rancho Cucamonga,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Solvang, Victorville..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I'm just gonna... I forgot the M's."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, bleh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and we watch the World Dog Awards."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We just roll some Craisins in turkey slices,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"make little logs,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is that you'll be with family."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, where you belong."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"where I belong."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I put the boba on the side for Aunt Dhori."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thanks, guys. Have the best Thanksgiving, Becks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Give your mother my very best."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"See you guys!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Very peace!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Say "cheese." - ALL: Cheese."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Everyone belongs somewhere but me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You've got family back home in New York."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My dad bailed, my mom's a misery,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I ate my twin in the womb."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I really don't want to go home for the holiday."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, medically speaking, I didn't "eat" it,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just metabolized its body parts for my own use."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He said he's "very attracted" to you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and we know what that means."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't even know what that means anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it means his current relationship"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is about ready to bite the dust."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He's putting out feelers."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"If you could go to his house for the holiday..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, would I like to go to the Chan's?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Would I like to be surrounded"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Of course I would."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Tell us the story!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The library book story! Again?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, no, I couldn't possibly."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Library book story!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Library book story! Library book story!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The library book story."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, all right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"he would've asked and he didn't,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why do you always give up so easily?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you think Angelina went into Mr. & Mrs. Smith"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with that kind of attitude?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"If she had, no Shiloh,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"no Maddox, no Vivienne..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You or Venezuela?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what? Thanksgiving is a beautiful family holiday."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Not gonna let you ruin it with your scheming."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Say a giant boulder ran over Josh's girlfriend"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and she was out of the picture."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How would you feel?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I'd feel terrible!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay? A boulder would decimate her"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and her guts would be everywhere."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you are getting close to Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can feel it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And if you could just get into that turkey dinner,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you would be set."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's the holidays, Paula."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"People don't always get what they want."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(bird squawks)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whooping)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mr. Kincaid, you shouldn't have."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You never do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay. Great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Good luck with that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(indistinct chatter)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Did you know that for Thanksgiving"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I love it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's an update on the corn theme."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're just full of fascinating facts."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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