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Clips from Axe Cop - Night Mission: The Extincter (S02E02)

"Axe Cop! Night mission!"
Axe Cop
"Ow! Axe Cop, how much further?"
Axe Cop
"- I think I got a pebble in my shoe. - Thirteen and a half more steps."
Axe Cop
"Who knows, maybe we'll go ahead"
Axe Cop
"Chubby here might make a nice rug for my ping-pong room."
Axe Cop
"I knew they'd be perfect for the job."
Axe Cop
"Kevin, Roger, get this raccoon to safety!"
Axe Cop
"- Why are we going to a secret volcano? - To find Bigfoot."
Axe Cop
"Hoot!"
Axe Cop
"That was the day he became... Axe Cop."
Axe Cop
"My name is Flute Cop."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, I am no volcanologist,"
Axe Cop
"A freak squad of mythical creatures who protect all animals."
Axe Cop
"Stand down, Jackalope. It's just Axe Cop."
Axe Cop
"We've been searching for him,"
Axe Cop
"We just lost otters! But that's my favorite animal."
Axe Cop
"Beast Force... you're gonna show me where you found this."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop and the Beast Force just left, boss."
Axe Cop
"to our hallowed hall of extinction."
Axe Cop
"Once I absorb his powers, no one will be able to stop us"
Axe Cop
"You're sure this was the spot?"
Axe Cop
"Hmm... now, if I was a Bigfoot,"
Axe Cop
"where would I go so no one could see me?"
Axe Cop
"We checked everywhere. Still no sign of Bigfoot."
Axe Cop
"- What? - Axe Cop, we got a serious situation here."
Axe Cop
"- and trying to save all the animals. - That's what I'm trying to tell you!"
Axe Cop
"and wash your clothes in chocolate milk."
Axe Cop
"- Help! - Help!"
Axe Cop
"Spanish giraffe, kangaroo, and all the others..."
Axe Cop
"And soon I'll be the only one."
Axe Cop
"I used to love animals. In fact, I worked at a ZOO."
Axe Cop
"But people got tired of seeing the same old monkeys and lions."
Axe Cop
"Revenue declined."
Axe Cop
"to combine their powers, create new,"
Axe Cop
"Step one, I chop your head off."
Axe Cop
"Mysterious Axe Beast!"
Axe Cop
"Water buffalo, gorilla fist, cobra!"
Axe Cop
"Well, you did it, buddy."
Axe Cop
"and had Uni-Man insert them into all the animals he killed."
Axe Cop
"Whoa whoa whoa, watch out for the raccoon, Axe Cop."
Axe Cop
"- Those things are vicious! - She is not vicious."
Axe Cop
"What do you mean, "only"?"
Axe Cop
"She says bad hunters have been sweeping the forests."
Axe Cop
"Wait, so this is the last raccoon on Earth?"
Axe Cop
"Our boss is just gonna love adding you to his collection."
Axe Cop
"Thank you, owl army."
Axe Cop
"I've been training them to go on night missions with me."
Axe Cop
"Since they're already awake all night,"
Axe Cop
"That's weird, I've never seen them on one of your night missions."
Axe Cop
"The rest of you, take Flute Cop and I to the secret volcano."
Axe Cop
"Bigfoot? He's real?"
Axe Cop
"Yes. And he'll know who's behind all this."
Axe Cop
"So he had tryouts and hired a partner."
Axe Cop
"I will chop your heads off!"
Axe Cop
"Not this volcano."
Axe Cop
"the Mysterious Beast Force."
Axe Cop
"There's no time for secret passwords."
Axe Cop
"Where's Bigfoot? I need to talk to him."
Axe Cop
"but all we could find was his beast watch."
Axe Cop
"The Extincter. That's the bad guy"
Axe Cop
"who wants to make all the animals go extinct."
Axe Cop
"Correct. He has a huge army of animal brain-eating hunters."
Axe Cop
"They worship him like a god."
Axe Cop
"We've been tracking his progress on the extinctometer."
Axe Cop
"We must find Bigfoot. We can use his super jumps"
Axe Cop
"How do we know that the Extincter doesn't already have him?"
Axe Cop
"Look. There's still one Bigfoot."
Axe Cop
"Flute Cop, you stay here and monitor the extinctometer."
Axe Cop
"I don't know if I can handle this... Ah! Flamingos are gone!"
Axe Cop
"Yep, let's go!"
Axe Cop
"Okay! I'll just be here by myself,"
Axe Cop
"watching all the animals die..."
Axe Cop
"Huh? Look at you. Poor little skunk."
Axe Cop
"Are you the last one of all?"
Axe Cop
"Ah, you are so strong, so br... Wait a second..."
Axe Cop
"the extinctometer says that all skunks are extinct!"
Axe Cop
"Tracking them now."
Axe Cop
"Should lead us to Bigfoot in no time."
Axe Cop
"I'm dispatching some of my finest hunters as we speak."
Axe Cop
"Tasted terrible but it let me stink up this place to great effect."
Axe Cop
"Peachy."
Axe Cop
"My hunters! It's time to unveil the latest addition"
Axe Cop
"Allow me to present the last platypus!"
Axe Cop
"And now for the delicious part... claiming its powers!"
Axe Cop
"Soon we'll add the elusive last Bigfoot to our collection."
Axe Cop
"Now, go! Take to the wilderness, my brethren..."
Axe Cop
"and shoot everything that moves!"
Axe Cop
"Yes, but we already searched this area."
Axe Cop
"Let's get these three back to the lodge. We'll use 'em as Bigfoot bait."
Axe Cop
"- Hmm... - Uh, disappeared. We lost him."
Axe Cop
"Eh, don't matter. Nobody wants his stupid brain anyhow."
Axe Cop
"And I was attacked by a skunk man!"
Axe Cop
"Flute Cop, take a bath in tomato juice..."
Axe Cop
"I was just waiting for your old chum Bigfoot"
Axe Cop
"to show up and try to save his friends,"
Axe Cop
"but I'm getting a little impatient."
Axe Cop
"Maybe I'll have a little snack in the meantime."
Axe Cop
"After all, these three are the last of their kind"
Axe Cop
"and you practically brought them right to me."
Axe Cop
"- Help! - Help!"
Axe Cop
"once I eat their brains."
Axe Cop
"- That's gross! - No, it's not."
Axe Cop
"It's helping me become the strongest, smartest animal on Earth."
Axe Cop
"- But why would you want to do that? - Funny you should ask."
Axe Cop
"So I went to the heads of the ZOO with an idea."
Axe Cop
"I told them if we let some of the boring species"
Axe Cop
"go extinct, we could use the brains of the last ones"
Axe Cop
"better animals that people would be excited to see."
Axe Cop
"And told me I wasn't allowed to go to the ZOO ever again."
Axe Cop
"So I changed my plan a little."
Axe Cop
"and absorb their powers myself."
Axe Cop
"Then I'd be the only game in town."
Axe Cop
"The only animal on Earth."
Axe Cop
"And everyone would have to pay to come and get a glimpse of me!"
Axe Cop
"That's the dumbest plan I've ever heard. I have a better plan."
Axe Cop
"You're gonna have a tough time doing that, Axe Cop,"
Axe Cop
"once I eat your friends' brains and steal their powers."
Axe Cop
"Not if I eat them first. I already removed their brains"
Axe Cop
"while you were telling your dumb backstory."
Axe Cop
"They're in my fist."
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