Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Gets Divorced?! (S03E03)

"Which means now you're the one in control."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Withhold that signature, and now it's his turn to feel everything you felt..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"fear, horniness, fear-based horniness."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"I'm in control now."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"I'm not signing!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Oh, this'll be fun."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"We'll order sushi, open some wine, and when he calls..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"- We'll make him suffer. - Great! I'll cancel my plans."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"I'll just give you double insulin tomorrow."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Five minutes to curtain!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Five minutes!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"I'd say hello, Titus, but I'm saving my voice"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"for what the French call "la performance de play.""
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"and congratulations on all your success."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Oh, you mean appearing in every single performance"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"of Matilda...'s Wednesday matinee?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"That's when all of the child actors have to go to school,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"and their roles are played by adults."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Jealous?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Look, Coriolanus..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Under!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Child work rules were very different in the '70s."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"I was the only survivor of that shoot."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"and I thought you might know someone there who could help me."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Oh, Titus."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"You expect me to help you?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"The only time I stoop that low"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"is when I wear shoes on my knees"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"to play a non-speaking child in Broadway's Matilda."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"A documentary about Frank Lloyd Wright's brilliant but troubled life?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"The producer of Sesame Street is Mr. Lonny Dufrene."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"And, yes, we are still in touch."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"I know how weak you are in the face of adversity,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"So I'm going to tell you where to find"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Lonny Dufrene every morning before work."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Tomorrow at 7:00 a.m., you can find Mr. Dufrene"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"doing an exercise class."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"- Places! - Oh!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"This is your places call for top of show."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Text and tell him you've been in an accident."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"That sometimes works."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Be patient, Kimmy."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"The grandmother from Who's the Boss? once told me"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"No, no."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"He's the last thing on your mind."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Are they in the mail yet?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"No, dummy."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"You didn't go to high school because I kidnapped you."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Oh, right, Richard."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Because nobody in New York uses pens anymore."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Everyone just vapes each other now."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"at one of New Jersey's many fine peneries?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Yeah, I'm just too busy, um..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Um..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"hitting a floating tambourine while my other hand gets a manicure."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Also, I'll have you know, I'm applying to college."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Oh, thanks for the luck."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"I guess I'll play the lottery now and win."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Listen, sign the papers and get it back to me."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"They're executing my best man in three days,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"so they're gonna throw him off the roof."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Oh, my gosh."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"- Mimi, we said don't do that. - Come on, Mrs. Kanassis."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Oh, I've been there."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"You fall asleep, dream you're French-kissing Ryan Seacrest,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"then you wake up, and it's two rats fighting over a hard-boiled egg"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"No. I broke up with Bobby."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"And it was worse than I could have imagined."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Oh, no."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"He killed you, and now you're a ghost?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"I don't want to make sexy pottery with you."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"No, he just said, "Bye-bye,""
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"and walked away, like it was nothing."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"I'll be on the stoop,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"throwing stuff at anyone who looks like they're in love."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"It's 9:00."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"You're gonna miss the parade"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"of Puerto Rican babies who are up too late."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"I'm going to an exercise class in a park tomorrow morning."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"You're not gonna do that."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Oh, I am. I'm gonna get up at morning, or however you say it."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Hello? This your phone?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"What? No. Who's this?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"No, no, no. This isn't my phone. I'm trying to call Kimmy."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Oh, no! Here come accident!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Ugh. It was hard to track down 'cause I went to so many places today."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"and then showering alone"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Are you listening to yourself?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Everything that you just said is fun stuff I can't do now."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"It's about time you called."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Well, excuse me, Kimmy."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"But a condom full of heroin exploded in my stomach,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Just fill them out!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Flip them over, Kimmy."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Flip 'em over! You're looking at the wrong side!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"The rash from the sushi is real bad!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"I thought burpees were just baby burps,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"- which is something I'm very... - good at."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"You're late, Lonny!"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Oh, man, Dev, sorry, brother."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"It's just, like, someone swiped my recumbent bicycle."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"But it's cool."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"I'm sure he needed it more than me, and the universe will pay me back,"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"like when I found that sock."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Do it... for Mikey."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Get really low."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Hey, it's me, man, Lonny Dufrene."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"I had, like, a far out idea for the new Gordon..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Titus Andromedon."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"I mean, cool, cool. The '70s..."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Uh, let's schedule him first up"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"and, uh, have a nice selection of pastries for him."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Nothing with fruit."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Okay, maybe I'll sign if you admit that there was no fifth Mole Woman"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"and you were Lil' Lisa."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Oh, is that what you think?"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"Well maybe I'll just put Lil' Lisa on the phone"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"while I drink this glass of water."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"The only reason I brought him up was so you and I could talk"
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
"I miss Russ so much."
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015)
Show more clips