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Clips from The Simpsons - Crook and Ladder (S18E18)

"and perpetrate my nocturnal mischief."
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"Why don't you just quit taking the pills,"
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"you hophead?"
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"Because I'm filled with stress!"
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"Oh! I have three kids and no money!"
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"Why can't I have no kids and three money?"
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"next door is every boy's dream:"
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"a fat, suggestible zombie dad?"
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"Hey, zombie?"
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"Huh?"
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"Want to come out and play?"
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"Zombie kill."
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"No, play!"
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"Zombie file grievance."
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"Let's make him give us haircuts."
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"Ooh."
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"And that's only one of the cool things"
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"we're going to do with him."
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"Zombie montage."
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"Oh! My stomach is groaning with"
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"Come on.Just one more."
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"What the...?! My car?!"
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"Milhouse?! Nutmeat?!"
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"Oh, my God, what have I done?!"
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"What are you,a travel agent?"
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"'Cause you're sending me on a guilt trip."
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"Sorry."
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"Springfield is a town without a fire department,"
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"which is bad news"
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"for people like this man."
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"Sir, how does it feel knowing"
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"that no one is coming to save you?"
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"Oh, not as bad as knowing that somewhere,"
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"gays are marrying each other."
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"Once again, crisis has brought out the best in us."
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"I feel kind of responsible."
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"Maybe I should volunteer to be a fireman."
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"You know, I think I'll volunteer, too."
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"Why did you say too?"
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"Well, I assume I'm not the first one."
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"It is with great pride"
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"that I turn over the safety of this city"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Your sense of civic duty"
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"and this pamphlet that came with the fire extinguisher"
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"are all the training you need or shall receive."
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"Mm-hmm.Yeah!"
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"We're here to join the volunteer fire department."
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"Lousy civilians."
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"I wish I could burn 'em all."
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"Easy there, Fire Chief Moe."
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"Oh, I can't wait for my first fire."
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"Is that one?"
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"That's just someone barbecuing."
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"Oh!"
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"Is that one?"
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"That's a guy with red hair."
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"D'oh!"
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"Sweetheart, come to dinner."
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"I can't!"
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"That fire siren could sound at any moment."
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"Any moment."
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"Any moment."
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"All'altro."
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"Any moment."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"That's the fire siren!"
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"Marge, when you see me next,"
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"I'll be a soggy,smoky hero."
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"Mmm."
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"Just come back alive, okay?"
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"Don't tell me how to do my job!"
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"You save-a Luigi's place ! Mwah ! Mwah !"
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"Luigi give you all the food you want !"
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"On the house !"
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"Hey, this is sweet, huh ?"
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"Almost makes up for not gettin' paid."
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"We don't get what ?"
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Your jaws ofare superior to my movie Jaws of Life."
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"You guys are the real deal,"
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"as opposed to my movie The Real Deal, which was not the real deal."
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"Well, uh, your thanks makes it all worth it."
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"No, I must thank you properly"
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"with crew jackets from my less successful films."
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"Total Explosion, Father of the Presi-bot,"
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"I Shoot Your Face, I Shoot Your Face Again,"
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"Frankenberry the Movie 2: The Frankenberry Wears Prada."
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"Ooh, leather arms !"
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"People just give you this stuff ?"
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"Hey, it's the least they can do"
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"after we saved them from being melty-faced weirdoes."
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"We are entitled to some sort of compensation."
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"- After all, we're volunteers. - That's right, 'Pu."
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"People owe us because we're heroes."
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"I printed them on the back of my old business cards."
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"See ? It's different."
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"Mr. Burns, jump into this net !"
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"What's in it for me ?"
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"Just jump!"
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"So, I see by your tie you're a Yale man, too."
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"Let's croon, shall we ?"
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"Boola, boola, boola, boola..."
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"Well done, gentlemen. Too bad Smithers didn't make it."
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"Make a note of it."
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"Well, that doesn't quite seem fair."
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"But you four, you're the real heroes."
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"- Oh, we don't need... - It was nothing, really."
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"Just doing our job."
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"- What do you think he will give us ? - Fine art, I bet."
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"I hope it's spaghetti."
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"- Wha...? - Wha...? Huh ?"
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"Go back to your tenements,"
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"where the O'Briens live next to the Goldbergs,"
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"who rub elbows with Antonellis,"
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"and the only thing you have in common is the squalor of your chamber pot !"
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"Oh, how I hate you !"
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"Bye-bye."
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"Of all the nerve."
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"Burns stiffed us !"
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