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Clips from The Simpsons - Crook and Ladder (S18E18)

"I can't believe he acted completely in character."
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"Lousy Burns, so ungrateful. I hate himso much."
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"I don't like the looks of that flaming ember."
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"I'd better blow it out."
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"Ha, ha, ha."
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"Hmm. Hmm ?"
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"Oh, the fire has spread to this room full of valuables."
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"And it's our duty to follow it."
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"I think some of these valuables are smoke-damaged."
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"He's not gonna want 'em. Heh-heh-heh."
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"Moe, are you suggesting that we should steal ?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. It ain't stealing if you take it fast."
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"Gentlemen, I'd like to thank you."
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"- You've saved my store. - Well, most of it."
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"What do you mean ?"
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"Uh, well, your building will be fine, but unfortunately,"
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"a lot of your merchandise was completely vaporized:"
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"high-end stereo equipment, size 10 men's shoes..."
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"Oh, my."
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"I didn't think the damage was that bad."
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"But you must be telling the truth."
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"You're firemen, after all."
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"Yeah, we're awesome."
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"Uh, gentleman, I'm, uh..."
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"I'm starting to wonder if we've crossed a line here."
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"You better not be thinking of ratting us out."
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"It would be a shame if the next fire you fought was in hell !"
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"Okay, okay. I'll just look the other way."
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"You guys sure aren't making this easy."
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"Oh, thank God there's a fire."
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"Marge's birthday's coming up."
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"I think what she would treasure most is a gift bought through"
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"...integrity..."
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"...exploitation..."
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"...the golden rule..."
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"...role models..."
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"...seriousrime..."
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"...zero tolerance..."
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"...the Ten Commandments..."
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"tell me quietly; don't announce it."
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"But, Mom, the lifeguards have to know."
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"Just let the chemicals deal with it."
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"Hey, Mom, can we go see Dad put out the fire ?"
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"Well, I guess every boy should see his father as a hero."
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"Hey, guys, check out the radical-free air"
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"Oh, bogus gizmo, grant me eternal life."
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"Mom, is Dad stealing from people he's supposed to help ?"
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"King of thieves, we worship you."
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"He is stealing !"
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"Look at me, guys !"
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"I'm stealing five Segways at once !"
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"And speaking of segues,"
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"or the casinos of Monte Carlo !"
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"We're not thieves; we're scavengers,"
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"like the beautiful vulture or the heroic tapeworm,"
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"or America's sweetheart, the maggot."
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"You should've seenthe faces o four children when they caught you stealing."
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"Kids, get in here and show your father the face !"
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"Make them stop !"
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"Turn the other way"
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"Sad eyes"
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"When we wouldhave to say good-bye"
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"Sad eyes."
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"Are you crazy ? It's 500 degrees in here !"
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"Oh, no, wait, it's only 495. What's on your mind?"
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"- Moe, I think we may have perverted... - Go on."
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"...our duties as firemen."
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"First Skinner, now you."
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"Well, maybe you got a point."
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"Maybe we... A solid gold grandfather clock !"
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"Oh ! This thing's hotter than Ellen Barkin !"
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"Moe, I can save you, but you have to let go of the clock !"
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"But it's been in my family for over 40 seconds !"
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"Wait, wait, wait,wait, wait !"
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"What about Nabu ?"
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"Apu is dead."
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"I was reincarnated as this cat."
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"Oh, you have just been Apu'd !"
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"My baby ! My baby !"
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"Could do worse than grow up to be like you, sir."
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"So Daddy saved Apu and Moe."
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"And believe me, we learned our lesson."
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"What'd you do with all the loot ?"
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"Look at me. I'm the bum of the future !"
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"The Deadly Truth about Oxygen.""
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"Maggie, I'm sorry you miss your pacifier."
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"Kiddy Cork?"
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"Larry Flynt, Larry Flynt?!"
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"Help from a drug!"
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"Hmm, it's not working."
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"Mood swings? Mood swings!"
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"How does it look?"
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"Count me in."
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"to the first four people who showed up."
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"- I'm right here, sir. - Excellent."
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"I'm off to my next morally questionable activity!"
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"Sadyes"
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"Moe, can we talk ?"
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"We sent it to skid row, where it would do the most good."
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"That help is here. Meet Nappien."
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"generated bymy stolen Ionic Breeze."
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"Yeah, Hall Pass."
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"But when a mother makes a decision,"
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"I can't. I won't!"
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"How about Syntho-Nip?"
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"feet to a toy car."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"walnut meat."
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"This'll make a great toilet seat."
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"I don't want to see you cry"
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"You knew there'd come a day"
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