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Short Films 2014 1,541 clips
Short Documentary
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Bobby Johnstone Profile IMDb
♪ Angels watching over me with smiles upon their face
"♪ Angels watching over me with smiles upon their face"
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♪ In an unforgiving place
"♪ In an unforgiving place"
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♪ It feels sometimes this hill's too steep
"♪ It feels sometimes this hill's too steep"
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♪ But I must knock
"♪ But I must knock"
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♪ I don't care
"♪ I don't care"
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♪ To who knows where
"♪ To who knows where"
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♪ What I have found
"♪ What I have found"
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♪ [Just upside down]
"♪ [Just upside down]"
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♪ [Ain't got no cares]
"♪ [Ain't got no cares]"
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♪ [Living upside down]
"♪ [Living upside down]"
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♪ I ain't got no rules
"♪ I ain't got no rules"
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Hi.
"Hi."
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That's funny, look at that.
"That's funny, look at that."
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It's Ryan, right? Isn't it? It's Ryan...
"It's Ryan, right? Isn't it? It's Ryan..."
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Though you could be. You could be Mr Ryan Wright.
"Though you could be. You could be Mr Ryan Wright."
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Good. And you're going.
"Good. And you're going."
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You're going. You're gone.
"You're going. You're gone."
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Terns nest there. It's beautiful.
"Terns nest there. It's beautiful."
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How is the party going on downstairs?
"How is the party going on downstairs?"
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Do you have any ketchup, Andy, please? Hello?
"Do you have any ketchup, Andy, please? Hello?"
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I'm not at the party but I'm at a party.
"I'm not at the party but I'm at a party."
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- Sorry. - Thank you.
"- Sorry. - Thank you."
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There'll be a dress hanging up somewhere. Can you give it to her?
"There'll be a dress hanging up somewhere. Can you give it to her?"
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Ah, yeah. OK.
"Ah, yeah. OK."
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- And tell her to put some make-up on. - She wants you to put some make-up on.
"- And tell her to put some make-up on. - She wants you to put some make-up on."
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OK. That's enough. Do you have a napkin or something, please?
"OK. That's enough. Do you have a napkin or something, please?"
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Come on! It's just all so organised and awkward and I can't bear it.
"Come on! It's just all so organised and awkward and I can't bear it."
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You've gone all the way there.
"You've gone all the way there."
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Just put your dress on. Just pop down, show your face.
"Just put your dress on. Just pop down, show your face."
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You're 34, not 84.
"You're 34, not 84."
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- (SIGHS) - Come on, let's hear those mantras.
"- (SIGHS) - Come on, let's hear those mantras."
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- Put yourself out there. - Good.
"- Put yourself out there. - Good."
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I need just a moment longer with my mojito and then I can jump in.
"I need just a moment longer with my mojito and then I can jump in."
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He hates Facebook. He loves yoga.
"He hates Facebook. He loves yoga."
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- Oh, come on. - Alright, alright.
"- Oh, come on. - Alright, alright."
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Dom, it is like your single years have been completely wiped from your memory.
"Dom, it is like your single years have been completely wiped from your memory."
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You know, like me, another sad single loser in their mid-30s, right?
"You know, like me, another sad single loser in their mid-30s, right?"
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No. I'm actually a sad single loser in my late 30s.
"No. I'm actually a sad single loser in my late 30s."
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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I was crying with happiness.
"I was crying with happiness."
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- Oh, erm... - Sorry.
"- Oh, erm... - Sorry."
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Sorry, my hand's a bit wet. It's not wee.
"Sorry, my hand's a bit wet. It's not wee."
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- Right. - It's mojito.
"- Right. - It's mojito."
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Why would it be wee? That would imply very poor personal hygiene.
"Why would it be wee? That would imply very poor personal hygiene."
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I use toilet paper just like everyone else does.
"I use toilet paper just like everyone else does."
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- Well, that's a relief. - Hm.
"- Well, that's a relief. - Hm."
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(BOTH LAUGH AWKWARDLY)
"(BOTH LAUGH AWKWARDLY)"
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RYAN: Hm...
"RYAN: Hm..."
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(NANCY HUMS QUIETLY)
"(NANCY HUMS QUIETLY)"
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- No, it's alright. - No, no, seriously.
"- No, it's alright. - No, no, seriously."
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- OK, you can get them. - You get them?
"- OK, you can get them. - You get them?"
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- I'll get them, shall I? - Great, cheers. Thank you.
"- I'll get them, shall I? - Great, cheers. Thank you."
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You've got a picture of your ex in the old wallet.
"You've got a picture of your ex in the old wallet."
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Oh. She's very pretty. I bet she gets all ze boyz.
"Oh. She's very pretty. I bet she gets all ze boyz."
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She's dead.
"She's dead."
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Wow. It's going so well.
"Wow. It's going so well."
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And a boyfriend.
"And a boyfriend."
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I've got a rough draft.
"I've got a rough draft."
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You know Dad loves it when you do a speech.
"You know Dad loves it when you do a speech."
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- Oh, and Nancy? - Yeah?
"- Oh, and Nancy? - Yeah?"
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Yeah, yeah. Fuck off.
"Yeah, yeah. Fuck off."
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Oh.
"Oh."
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pant...
"pant..."
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wash.
"wash."
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Sorry.
"Sorry."
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Oh, it's a setup? They always work.
"Oh, it's a setup? They always work."
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All successful relationships are based on whether you're both outdoorsy...
"All successful relationships are based on whether you're both outdoorsy..."
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- Read it. - Don't need to.
"- Read it. - Don't need to."
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If they're always telling you, you should listen.
"If they're always telling you, you should listen."
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I think you need to shh. You need to shh your mouth.
"I think you need to shh. You need to shh your mouth."
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(NANCY GROANS)
"(NANCY GROANS)"
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- Excuse me, please. - What?!
"- Excuse me, please. - What?!"
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No, no, no...
"No, no, no..."
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What do we do in terms of saying hello? I never know where to pitch it.
"What do we do in terms of saying hello? I never know where to pitch it."
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That wasn't one of them, if you were worried.
"That wasn't one of them, if you were worried."
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Listen, I'll handle this, madam.
"Listen, I'll handle this, madam."
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And blind date. Check!
"And blind date. Check!"
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I'd go quality and quantity, Bert. It's a massive night.
"I'd go quality and quantity, Bert. It's a massive night."
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Let's go mental.
"Let's go mental."
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Seriously, you do deserve it. I don't know how you've done it.
"Seriously, you do deserve it. I don't know how you've done it."
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Not that I don't intend to go the whole distance myself, obviously.
"Not that I don't intend to go the whole distance myself, obviously."
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You can put about half those lagers back, Adam.
"You can put about half those lagers back, Adam."
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We're having a party. She's on a date. I'm thinking she's gonna bring him.
"We're having a party. She's on a date. I'm thinking she's gonna bring him."
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- Bert! - If he's not a psychopath.
"- Bert! - If he's not a psychopath."
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Look, do you want me to write a few words? You know, just in case.
"Look, do you want me to write a few words? You know, just in case."
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I'm sorry.
"I'm sorry."
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- Yeah. - (PHONE RINGS)
"- Yeah. - (PHONE RINGS)"
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Gosh. Sorry, just bit of a first-date no-no...
"Gosh. Sorry, just bit of a first-date no-no..."
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Yeah, we're on the South Bank.
"Yeah, we're on the South Bank."
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Yeah, d'you wanna speak to her? Alright.
"Yeah, d'you wanna speak to her? Alright."
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Yeah. OK, Tom. Yeah, I'm gonna hang up now.
"Yeah. OK, Tom. Yeah, I'm gonna hang up now."
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So...
"So..."
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- Tom says that you work in the City. - I do, yeah. That's what I do.
"- Tom says that you work in the City. - I do, yeah. That's what I do."
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What I really wanna do is paint.
"What I really wanna do is paint."
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- I'm a bit nervous, to be honest. - Really?
"- I'm a bit nervous, to be honest. - Really?"
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Although, you know, I had a few reservations about today,
"Although, you know, I had a few reservations about today,"
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He's not gonna set me up with somebody who I've nothing in common with.
"He's not gonna set me up with somebody who I've nothing in common with."
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- Yeah. - Yeah, I'd take a bullet for him.
"- Yeah. - Yeah, I'd take a bullet for him."
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- There's one of those pop-up bars. - Sure, that'll be great.
"- There's one of those pop-up bars. - Sure, that'll be great."
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Well, I guess long-term-wise it's...
"Well, I guess long-term-wise it's..."
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- Since Pete, right? - Since Pete.
"- Since Pete, right? - Since Pete."
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- Really? - Huge.
"- Really? - Huge."
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- Affairs, eh? Who'd have them? - Yeah...
"- Affairs, eh? Who'd have them? - Yeah..."
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So where are you on the... spectrum?
"So where are you on the... spectrum?"
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You know, just girls I've met at work
"You know, just girls I've met at work"
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- Dead sister? - Sorry?
"- Dead sister? - Sorry?"
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Divorce.
"Divorce."
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Anyway, let's not talk about that. It's just bad juju.
"Anyway, let's not talk about that. It's just bad juju."
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- F... Fuck the past. - Fuck the past, yeah.
"- F... Fuck the past. - Fuck the past, yeah."
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If that book has taught me anything, it's taught me that.
"If that book has taught me anything, it's taught me that."
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Go on then. I don't mind. I've actually worked out today...
"Go on then. I don't mind. I've actually worked out today..."
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- Whoa! - Whoa!
"- Whoa! - Whoa!"
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and I know a really fun place just over the river.
"and I know a really fun place just over the river."
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JACK: It's like a cantina.
"JACK: It's like a cantina."
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- Hey, man. - How's it going?
"- Hey, man. - How's it going?"
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- Are they new? - Yeah, they're new.
"- Are they new? - Yeah, they're new."
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- Really great. - That was...
"- Really great. - That was..."
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- Oh, my God. Who are they? - Who, what?
"- Oh, my God. Who are they? - Who, what?"
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I've never heard of Black Pant Wash.
"I've never heard of Black Pant Wash."
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But right now, whatever happens tonight, wherever we end up,
"But right now, whatever happens tonight, wherever we end up,"
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