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Short Films 2014 1,541 clips
Short Documentary

Credits

And I don't know why I brought you here.
"And I don't know why I brought you here."
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(SHOOT FIRST BY THE JIM JONES REVUE)
"(SHOOT FIRST BY THE JIM JONES REVUE)"
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♪ But you're sure gonna find out soon
"♪ But you're sure gonna find out soon"
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♪ Soon be singing another tune, hey!
"♪ Soon be singing another tune, hey!"
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- I'm gonna go get us a drink. - OK.
"- I'm gonna go get us a drink. - OK."
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- Nancy? - Yeah?
"- Nancy? - Yeah?"
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Class 5G, Saint Andrew's Comprehensive. '88 to '93.
"Class 5G, Saint Andrew's Comprehensive. '88 to '93."
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- Erm, sorry about that. - Oh, God, don't worry.
"- Erm, sorry about that. - Oh, God, don't worry."
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Glued it back together. It was only about 57 pieces.
"Glued it back together. It was only about 57 pieces."
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- Now you're very... - Yeah, I went on the 5:2 diet.
"- Now you're very... - Yeah, I went on the 5:2 diet."
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Five days on chocolate Nesquik. And two days strawberry Nesquik.
"Five days on chocolate Nesquik. And two days strawberry Nesquik."
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So good to see you.
"So good to see you."
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- Ah. Flirting with the barman, I see. - What? No.
"- Ah. Flirting with the barman, I see. - What? No."
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- Not at all, no. - I was, like, Whoa, competition.
"- Not at all, no. - I was, like, Whoa, competition."
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- Who took it? - I did.
"- Who took it? - I did."
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I don't remember you ever being in my bedroom.
"I don't remember you ever being in my bedroom."
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- Jessica, watch and weep. - NANCY: OK.
"- Jessica, watch and weep. - NANCY: OK."
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Why is he calling you Jessica? You're called Nancy.
"Why is he calling you Jessica? You're called Nancy."
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That guy is not my boyfriend. He's actually not even my date.
"That guy is not my boyfriend. He's actually not even my date."
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I sort of stole him from underneath the clock at Waterloo
"I sort of stole him from underneath the clock at Waterloo"
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and I'm pretending to be the girl he's supposed to be on a date with.
"and I'm pretending to be the girl he's supposed to be on a date with."
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- How's it going? I'm Jack. - And I am Sean.
"- How's it going? I'm Jack. - And I am Sean."
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- So you guys know each other? - We just went to school together.
"- So you guys know each other? - We just went to school together."
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- Yeah, we're old friends. - We're old, old friends.
"- Yeah, we're old friends. - We're old, old friends."
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We used to have a bit of a thing going on.
"We used to have a bit of a thing going on."
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- Good for you. - It was.
"- Good for you. - It was."
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It really wasn't that good.
"It really wasn't that good."
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Lovely to see you after all these years.
"Lovely to see you after all these years."
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Hey. What are you doing?
"Hey. What are you doing?"
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It would appear that I finally have you over a barrel, Nancy Patterson.
"It would appear that I finally have you over a barrel, Nancy Patterson."
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Cool and confident. Now, stealing other women's dates from under clocks.
"Cool and confident. Now, stealing other women's dates from under clocks."
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- OK, I will. - Yeah?
"- OK, I will. - Yeah?"
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- Uh-huh. If you give me a blow job. - You what?
"- Uh-huh. If you give me a blow job. - You what?"
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(SMACKS LIPS)
"(SMACKS LIPS)"
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- Kiss? Please. Come on. - Stop. Stop it. Stop it.
"- Kiss? Please. Come on. - Stop. Stop it. Stop it."
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It's fine, they're fine.
"It's fine, they're fine."
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- They will. - Yeah?
"- They will. - Yeah?"
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Not... Not exactly.
"Not... Not exactly."
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And who knows, maybe today will end up being not just our anniversary.
"And who knows, maybe today will end up being not just our anniversary."
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ELAINE: Imagine that, Mum.
"ELAINE: Imagine that, Mum."
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BERT: I'm going!
"BERT: I'm going!"
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I feel... I just feel like... I feel hustled.
"I feel... I just feel like... I feel hustled."
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I'm not really used to losing at bowling.
"I'm not really used to losing at bowling."
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You think it's the first time he's heard that?
"You think it's the first time he's heard that?"
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Got a bit of jalapeño in your teeth.
"Got a bit of jalapeño in your teeth."
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Oh, my God. It's a good one.
"Oh, my God. It's a good one."
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What do you want to get up to next?
"What do you want to get up to next?"
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Er, bye.
"Er, bye."
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(GROANS)
"(GROANS)"
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where do you wanna land those luscious lips?
"where do you wanna land those luscious lips?"
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Right, let's just...
"Right, let's just..."
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No, we said no tongues. We said no... Hey!
"No, we said no tongues. We said no... Hey!"
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I thought we had a connection but you still have something for Sean.
"I thought we had a connection but you still have something for Sean."
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Jack, Jack, Jack. Just slide it on down to chills-ville.
"Jack, Jack, Jack. Just slide it on down to chills-ville."
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Don't be so harsh on Nancy.
"Don't be so harsh on Nancy."
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Wait, Jack, let me just tell you the truth because...
"Wait, Jack, let me just tell you the truth because..."
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Confess what?
"Confess what?"
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That girl gave me her book so that's why you thought I was her.
"That girl gave me her book so that's why you thought I was her."
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No, I thought you were her because you said you were.
"No, I thought you were her because you said you were."
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- There wasn't actually a plan. - I'm sure there wasn't a plan.
"- There wasn't actually a plan. - I'm sure there wasn't a plan."
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Because who would have a plan for something so fucked up?
"Because who would have a plan for something so fucked up?"
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I was merely trying to meet my mate in the modern world.
"I was merely trying to meet my mate in the modern world."
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- And where's Jessica? - Probably gone home by now.
"- And where's Jessica? - Probably gone home by now."
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and some psycho pretends to be them instead?
"and some psycho pretends to be them instead?"
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Please, she reads self-help books and The Da Vinci Code.
"Please, she reads self-help books and The Da Vinci Code."
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She works in the City. What does that even mean?
"She works in the City. What does that even mean?"
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It means she is a high-flying 24-year-old businesswoman...
"It means she is a high-flying 24-year-old businesswoman..."
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Isn't that just the classic response
"Isn't that just the classic response"
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of the lonely 34-year-old woman desperate for somewhere to put her eggs.
"of the lonely 34-year-old woman desperate for somewhere to put her eggs."
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I'm nearly at my sexual peak. It's all downhill for you.
"I'm nearly at my sexual peak. It's all downhill for you."
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Knock knock, who's there? Viagra!
"Knock knock, who's there? Viagra!"
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It doesn't surprise me that Pete slept around.
"It doesn't surprise me that Pete slept around."
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And there is no wife because she left you.
"And there is no wife because she left you."
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Look at me with my own flat and my online marketing management job.
"Look at me with my own flat and my online marketing management job."
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But what I really want to do is paint.
"But what I really want to do is paint."
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- I am gonna paint. OK? - Sure you are.
"- I am gonna paint. OK? - Sure you are."
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Thank you very much, it was lovely not getting to know you
"Thank you very much, it was lovely not getting to know you"
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Your divorce papers... and my notepad with my speech!
"Your divorce papers... and my notepad with my speech!"
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and not doing things.
"and not doing things."
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- I'm gonna get my speech. - Whatever. Taxi!
"- I'm gonna get my speech. - Whatever. Taxi!"
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- It's ten minutes! - You seem awfully confident, Nancy.
"- It's ten minutes! - You seem awfully confident, Nancy."
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- Because it's a fact, Jack. - It's a fact.
"- Because it's a fact, Jack. - It's a fact."
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- What? - You don't know what a triathlon is.
"- What? - You don't know what a triathlon is."
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- Yes, I do. - You do, do you?
"- Yes, I do. - You do, do you?"
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- Yeah. - Well, ready, steady...
"- Yeah. - Well, ready, steady..."
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Come on, come on, come on!
"Come on, come on, come on!"
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No.
"No."
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Shit!
"Shit!"
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- Mind your back! - (MAN SHOUTS)
"- Mind your back! - (MAN SHOUTS)"
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You alright?
"You alright?"
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(MUSIC PLAYS)
"(MUSIC PLAYS)"
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Hey, you know. New mantra. (CHUCKLES)
"Hey, you know. New mantra. (CHUCKLES)"
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How about that?
"How about that?"
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(MUTTERS)
"(MUTTERS)"
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Yay.
"Yay."
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- Do you even like bowling? - I love bowling.
"- Do you even like bowling? - I love bowling."
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Great. So you weren't faking it the whole night, then?
"Great. So you weren't faking it the whole night, then?"
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- Bet you've said that line before. - (SCOFFS)
"- Bet you've said that line before. - (SCOFFS)"
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In hindsight, agreeing to Sean's demands was not the best decision
"In hindsight, agreeing to Sean's demands was not the best decision"
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I really was, but then...
"I really was, but then..."
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Jessica was doing so well.
"Jessica was doing so well."
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(CLEARS THROAT) One man-bag.
"(CLEARS THROAT) One man-bag."
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Idiot.
"Idiot."
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- Hello, Jack. - Fuck off, Ed.
"- Hello, Jack. - Fuck off, Ed."
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I get this place between five and 10pm on a Saturday.
"I get this place between five and 10pm on a Saturday."
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Sorry, I thought it was a Sunday.
"Sorry, I thought it was a Sunday."
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Oh, how I miss that pissy little diary of yours.
"Oh, how I miss that pissy little diary of yours."
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Just go with it, Edward.
"Just go with it, Edward."
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That is why I brought Jessica here. Then I came to my senses and we left.
"That is why I brought Jessica here. Then I came to my senses and we left."
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And you owe me, Nancy.
"And you owe me, Nancy."
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Hm.
"Hm."
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I believe they call it closure.
"I believe they call it closure."
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(LOUD CONVERSATION)
"(LOUD CONVERSATION)"
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- What you always tell her to do. - But not the greatest night to pick.
"- What you always tell her to do. - But not the greatest night to pick."
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Be spontaneous when there's nothing else planned.
"Be spontaneous when there's nothing else planned."
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- Little snackette? - No, don't need it.
"- Little snackette? - No, don't need it."
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how long have you two been seeing each other?
"how long have you two been seeing each other?"
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ED: How did you meet?
"ED: How did you meet?"
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- At work. - At a party.
"- At work. - At a party."
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- firewoman. I'm a firewoman. - (SCOFFS)
"- firewoman. I'm a firewoman. - (SCOFFS)"
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