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Clips from American Dad! - Four Little Words (S02E02)

"This is my home now, Stan."
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"I've found redemption here by devoting my life to the neediest of the needy."
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"This is my son, Sanget."
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"I adopted him after his mother died while toiling to feed her family."
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"You don't understand. I was wrong and you were right..."
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"...about that blind date. Terrible. Bullock ended up killing Melinda..."
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"...so I framed you because I didn't wanna hear you say, "I told you so.""
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"What?"
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"So come on, let's go home. All is forgiven."
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"You bastard!"
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"You made me think I was a murderer?"
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"I prayed to a fricking elephant!"
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"How am I gonna explain that to Jesus?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Do you know how much you screwed up my life?"
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"I know I've done some terrible things, but I'll fix it."
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"I'll fix it everything, I swear."
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"What about Sanget? I don't want an Indian baby."
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"I don't even like Indian food. What are you gonna do to fix this?"
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"...where Avery Jr. Can play safely."
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"We won't be working any more late nights, sir?"
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"I don't know about you, Smith, but some of us have families to go home to."
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"Yes, I do. Yes, I do."
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"- I'm pretty eager to get home myself. - Don't touch me."
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"- Still not there yet? - Not even close."
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"I told you so."
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"- Weird. Not a cloud in the sky. - Yeah, I know. Must be heat lightning."
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"There he is, Mommy, the monster."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Everything was going so well."
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"Oh, my God. It is Kevin Bacon."
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"Do we milk this Bacon thing for all the free stuff we can get?"
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"Well, normally, no. But you know how nasty you get when you drink."
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"- I'm gonna wear these out. - Great. I'll ring those up."
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"Melinda? Oh, my God, what happened?"
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"Whoa, murderer. Don't you think that's a little selfish?"
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"We have to destroy the body so you won't be implicated."
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"It's two months later."
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"We're sad about your mom being gone, but here's something to cheer us all up:"
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"Oh, God. It's like being in a sauna with Michael Chiklis."
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"Do you have any idea what a nightmare you put me through?"
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"She's said it to me exactly four times in our marriage."
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"Oh, excuse me. Are you an ethicist? Are you?"
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"You may be beautiful on the outside like Kevin Bacon..."
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"Who wants to go home to an empty house?"
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"Bacon fled and was arrested 20 minutes later, across the country, in Hollywood."
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"One of us has to find a woman for Bullock so he won't wanna work late."
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"Relax, sir. You've never looked more beautiful."
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"Look, I really owe you guys an apology. I lost sight of what's important."
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"Sir, my wife has to believe your date was a success."
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"Deformed? I'm just as God made me, madam."
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"...of your most expensive wine."
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"I wish Dad hadn't added those noodles to make them last twice as long."
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"Hey, I'm doing the back page of Vanity Fair next week."
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"In celebrity news, Kevin Bacon was involved in a hit-and-run accident..."
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"It appears we have a pig in our truffle patch."
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"Oh, I have some of those."
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"- No, don't do that. - Why? Did something go wrong?"
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"Stan, I'm an alien. My skin is naturally..."
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"Francine, I finally found you."
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"On the outside and the inside."
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"That's right. Now you've cleared the brush, we can build a sandbox..."
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"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, let's see how you like it on the floor."
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"There he is."
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"I'm gonna turn this cheese sandwich into a panini."
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"Carry the noodle..."
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