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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Captain Peralta (S02E02)

No, but there is a prize for whoever solves it first.

"No, but there is a prize for whoever solves it first."

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Two tickets to this Sunday's

"Two tickets to this Sunday's"

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I'm in.

"I'm in."

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Marcus loves Beyoncé.

"Marcus loves Beyoncé."

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Everyone loves Beyoncé.

"Everyone loves Beyoncé."

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My girls were conceived to Bootylicious.

"My girls were conceived to Bootylicious."

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Whoop.

"Whoop."

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Guys, my dad just texted. He's in the building.

"Guys, my dad just texted. He's in the building."

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Scully, stop eating.

"Scully, stop eating."

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Ah, Dad!

"Ah, Dad!"

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Good to see you.

"Good to see you."

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Everyone, this is my dad.

"Everyone, this is my dad."

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Folks, this is your pilot speaking,

"Folks, this is your pilot speaking,"

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If you look to your left, you'll see me,

"If you look to your left, you'll see me,"

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making your acquaintance.

"making your acquaintance."

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Love that.

"Love that."

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Hi, I'm Jake's best friend, Charles.

"Hi, I'm Jake's best friend, Charles."

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Pop quiz:

"Pop quiz:"

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Huh!

"Huh!"

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Oh, hey, Captain Holt.

"Oh, hey, Captain Holt."

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Hello, Captain. Captain.

"Hello, Captain. Captain."

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Captain. Captain.

"Captain. Captain."

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my dad is the best pilot.

"my dad is the best pilot."

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Tell them about Oregon.

"Tell them about Oregon."

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Okay, this one time I'm in Eugene,

"Okay, this one time I'm in Eugene,"

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Noice.

"Noice."

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All of a sudden, there's a jolt and a boom.

"All of a sudden, there's a jolt and a boom."

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Yeah, we sucked a bird into our intake.

"Yeah, we sucked a bird into our intake."

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Great name.

"Great name."

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Bring the plane down on a highway,

"Bring the plane down on a highway,"

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right across from a rest area.

"right across from a rest area."

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Get on the PA,

"Get on the PA,"

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I say, "Folks,

"I say, "Folks,"

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coffee's on me."

"coffee's on me.""

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Anyway, I'm not here to talk about me.

"Anyway, I'm not here to talk about me."

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I'm here to spend some time with my boy.

"I'm here to spend some time with my boy."

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It's good to see you. You too.

"It's good to see you. You too."

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Cool.

"Cool."

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Ooh, you can interrogate one of my perps.

"Ooh, you can interrogate one of my perps."

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and give up now, Sarge.

"and give up now, Sarge."

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but I'm flexing my brain like crazy right now.

"but I'm flexing my brain like crazy right now."

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Yeah, you're both wasting your time.

"Yeah, you're both wasting your time."

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Beyoncé's my spiritual twin.

"Beyoncé's my spiritual twin."

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Those tickets are my birthright.

"Those tickets are my birthright."

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Whoa, you think you two are the only ones

"Whoa, you think you two are the only ones"

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Is this how you want to die, Hitchcock?

"Is this how you want to die, Hitchcock?"

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Remember when I took that Sudoku cruise?

"Remember when I took that Sudoku cruise?"

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before you two puzzle dorks.

"before you two puzzle dorks."

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Deal.

"Deal."

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You're going down.

"You're going down."

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You're really not a part of this, Hitchcock.

"You're really not a part of this, Hitchcock."

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Did they bring out more sausage

"Did they bring out more sausage"

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while I was in the bathroom?

"while I was in the bathroom?"

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No, that's still the first mountain.

"No, that's still the first mountain."

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Good Lord.

"Good Lord."

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Anyways, do you remember what you always did

"Anyways, do you remember what you always did"

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Tell the waitress it was your birthday,

"Tell the waitress it was your birthday,"

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so we'd get a free dessert?

"so we'd get a free dessert?"

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Come on.

"Come on."

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two free probably disgusting sausage-filled desserts.

"two free probably disgusting sausage-filled desserts."

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This is pretty fun, right?

"This is pretty fun, right?"

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I mean, we're actually bonding.

"I mean, we're actually bonding."

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Jake, there's something I want to talk to you about.

"Jake, there's something I want to talk to you about."

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Last week I was flying into Albany from Quebec,

"Last week I was flying into Albany from Quebec,"

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They're accusing me of smuggling.

"They're accusing me of smuggling."

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I'm guessing without knowing anything about the field.

"I'm guessing without knowing anything about the field."

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Jake, I need your help.

"Jake, I need your help."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Happy sausage birthday to both of you.

"Happy sausage birthday to both of you."

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All right, let's talk about my dad's case.

"All right, let's talk about my dad's case."

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The case of why he came to town?

"The case of why he came to town?"

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Because he wanted to take advantage of his son.

"Because he wanted to take advantage of his son."

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Okay, fine.

"Okay, fine."

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but then I realized this is great.

"but then I realized this is great."

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You know, we'll get to spend some time together,

"You know, we'll get to spend some time together,"

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and he'll see what a good cop I am.

"and he'll see what a good cop I am."

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Like with my dad,

"Like with my dad,"

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He knows it!

"He knows it!"

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Tell us about the case.

"Tell us about the case."

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Here's what we know so far.

"Here's what we know so far."

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One, Hungarian sausage is an oily mess,

"One, Hungarian sausage is an oily mess,"

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The incontinence is a small price to pay

"The incontinence is a small price to pay"

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for the deliciousness.

"for the deliciousness."

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and it was a terrible recommendation.

"and it was a terrible recommendation."

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Two, the Canadian cops think that my dad

"Two, the Canadian cops think that my dad"

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used his security clearance to smuggle in

"used his security clearance to smuggle in"

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over a thousand pills of Turgidol.

"over a thousand pills of Turgidol."

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What? I don't need it.

"What? I don't need it."

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But I love it.

"But I love it."

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Four, he's never been a good dad to Jake.

"Four, he's never been a good dad to Jake."

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Five, he has been a good dad,

"Five, he has been a good dad,"

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especially from ages zero through seven

"especially from ages zero through seven"

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Six, nonstop dumps.

"Six, nonstop dumps."

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Enough. How did you read these files?

"Enough. How did you read these files?"

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Scully translated them for me.

"Scully translated them for me."

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By the time they figured it out,

"By the time they figured it out,"

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they were already back in Queens.

"they were already back in Queens."

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Sir, I'd like to go to Canada for a few days

"Sir, I'd like to go to Canada for a few days"

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and help him out.

"and help him out."

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Of course, but take Boyle with you.

"Of course, but take Boyle with you."

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Fine, but under protest because he's a jerk.

"Fine, but under protest because he's a jerk."

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Also, we'd like to take Scully with us.

"Also, we'd like to take Scully with us."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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All right, there is no way we let Amy and the sarge

"All right, there is no way we let Amy and the sarge"

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beat us.

"beat us."

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We sit here until we figure this thing out.

"We sit here until we figure this thing out."

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Rosa, my mind is ready.

"Rosa, my mind is ready."

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"There's an island with 12 men."

""There's an island with 12 men.""

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One guy's slightly heavier.

"One guy's slightly heavier."

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There's a seesaw.

"There's a seesaw."

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You use the seesaw to press down on their necks

"You use the seesaw to press down on their necks"

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until fatty confesses.

"until fatty confesses."

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And disturbing.

"And disturbing."

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

"Hello, ladies and gentlemen."

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This is your captain speaking.

"This is your captain speaking."

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That's my dad.

"That's my dad."

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The captain talking right now, I came out of his body.

"The captain talking right now, I came out of his body."

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We're headed for an on-time arrival

"We're headed for an on-time arrival"

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Folks, this is a special flight for me,

"Folks, this is a special flight for me,"

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because sitting in seat 3B is my son, Jake Peralta,

"because sitting in seat 3B is my son, Jake Peralta,"

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