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Clips from Community (2009) - Debate 109 (S01E01)

"Okay, now focus on the rhythm of your own breathing."
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"And when you feel the desire to light up a cigarette,"
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"you will associate these urges"
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"with things in your life that disgust you."
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"Bad-tasting food."
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"Wearing attractive clothing."
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"And soon..."
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"Somebody help me."
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"Britta, wake up!"
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"Why'd I put you under so well?"
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"Damn my talent."
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"So when do you want to get together to strategize?"
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"Annie, I was a lawyer."
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"I was a debater for money."
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"I think I can handle this."
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"- How was hypnotherapy? - He fell down and screamed in pain"
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"while I laid there with my eyes closed to make him feel like he's good."
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"- This will never end. - It's already done."
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"He just wants one more session."
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"Where's Abed? I need to talk to him about his films."
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"That boy's flat-out prescient. He can read our minds."
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"I know what you're gonna say. You watched my movies."
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"- He's a witch! - Get him!"
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"I'm not a witch. I'm a student of human character."
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"I know you guys all so well I can predict your behavior."
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"Like Shirley. I know you're a sweet, christian,"
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"generous person."
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"Oh, that's nice."
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"You have thinly veiled rage issues. Careful, boy."
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"Here. Check this out. May I?"
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"Jeff's character acts like nothing affects him."
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"But things bother him."
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"Hey, I'm top of the class."
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"He's also very vain."
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"Ridiculous."
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"Why am I crying?"
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"What, I accidentally listen to Come sail away by Styx again?"
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"You don't have to worry. It's a movie. I can't predict the future."
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"My leg. I hurt my leg."
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"What up, happy people?"
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"You tell me my future right now, you evil wizard!"
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"By the way, I think your shirt's trying to get out of your pants."
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"As golding's Lord of the flies demonstrates, man,"
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"when left to his own devices,"
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"will descend"
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"and evil."
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"And now, from City College,"
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"Jeremy Simmons."
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"Man is good."
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"for a man in a community"
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"is 23 years longer than a man..."
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"alone."
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"Man is good."
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"And just ten minutes ago,"
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"for a man in a wheelchair."
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"Man is good."
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"I hate this guy."
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"By the end of this debate,"
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"I will prove with... facts"
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"and data"
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"that man is inherently..."
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"good."
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"Old trick for achieving the proper competitive mindset,"
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"I always envision my opponent having aggressive sex"
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"with my mother."
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"This feels so formal."
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"Let's just talk."
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"They can't help it."
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"It's Jean."
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"Take Jean here."
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"She spent a lot of time this morning making herself look so lovely."
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"How many people bothered to tell you how great you look today?"
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"- None. - Man is evil."
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"But you just said how great I looked."
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"For my own selfish purposes."
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"The fact is, as hot as you look,"
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"and it is quite hot,"
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"I wouldn't have said anything."
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"When I talk about people being evil,"
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"I could cite quotes or dig up statistics,"
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"but those are just words and numbers."
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"I think..."
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"have a little more fun"
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"if I express myself"
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"in song."
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"That's my time, everybody."
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"Thank you very much."
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"At the end of round one,"
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"Greendale: 8."
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"- I only got 8? - She got 8. You got 0."
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"It's a debate. Not American Idol."
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"Nice work, L.A. Law."
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"All sizzle, no steak."
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"I don't care, dude. I'm doing this for a parking space."
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"Let's go, boys. Come on. I want to see some hustlers out here."
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"By Zeus, what sort of jackassery is this?"
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"We're in the middle of a championship debate."
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"We reserved the gym for practice."
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"They reserved it. They've got us by the short ones."
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"Hopefully, by then, we can get our act together."
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"Oh, great try, Bruce! Great try."
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"When are we getting together to prepare for tomorrow?"
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"- You couldn't beat him if you tried. - What do you mean I can't beat him?"
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"You and I will study harder than we've ever studied before"
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"- and beat City College tomorrow. - Really?"
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"No, who am I, Carly?"
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"Abed is right."
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"You act like things don't bother you, but they do."
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"Look, six months ago, I was a lawyer."
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"I wore suits. I used to say stuff like,"
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""objection" and "sidebar"."
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"Now I'm losing a community college debate"
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"to Jeremy "soul patch" Simmons."
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"I like to sing too."
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"Zero for Winger..."
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"Kick that."
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"Was a big shot lawyer..."
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"Now he's a..."
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"looser."
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"Lay off. Jeff didn't understand the rules."
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