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Clips from Community (2009) - Debate 109 (S01E01)

"- What's your excuse, eight points? - Dude, leave her out of this."
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"Little Annie Adderall"
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"was an outcast"
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"That's it."
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"Dude, we are gonna debate the living crap out of you."
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"We've got some preparing to do."
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"I liked you better when you were smoking."
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"No, you're right."
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"My feet are long and stupid."
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"- That's my newspaper. - What do you need a paper for?"
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"You knew what's happened yesterday, you middle-eastern magic eight ball."
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"Pierce hurt his leg, Britta made Troy cry."
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"Am I gonna die in a car? Is it gonna happen soon?"
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"I have no psychic abilities. I'm just an entertainer."
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"But if it'll make you feel any better,"
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"here, let me show you what I'm working on."
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"That's how you'd behave in that situation?"
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"And that's Jeff locking lips with Annie."
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"You're a fool."
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"So, in the experiment, Stanford students were divided into prisoners and guards."
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"The guards immediately started..."
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"- What's wrong? - I've this weird pain"
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"right above my eyebrow."
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"I hate it."
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"Get used to it."
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"You're knee-deep in it now."
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"This is debate. If you want to win,"
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"you need to prepare."
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"Agreed, but if you want to win,"
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"you need to loosen up."
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"Go off book, robot debater."
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"You're right."
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"Simmons is so good at using his..."
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"and here I am, like a spinster librarian"
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"with my hair pulled back."
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"What do you think?"
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"Thanks."
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"Be careful. Abed thinks you two are gonna kiss."
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"Us."
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"Kissing. That is ridiculous."
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"Totally."
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"The people are inherently evil."
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"We can use this Hobbes quote."
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""Man is a collection"
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""of base animal urges.""
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""sinful pleasure would be morally no different than taking a breath.""
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"That's poignant, right?"
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"You know, maybe we should study alone. Separately."
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"That way we can be more reproductive... Productive!"
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"The next time you even see"
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"a cigarette,"
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"you will think of things that disgust you."
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"And while you're under so deep,"
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"you'll find yourself attracted to slightly older men."
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"Perhaps, some barrel-chested stud"
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"with just enough tummy to love."
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"You'll want to buy him dinner, then go back to his hot tub."
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"Perhaps, you'll invite one friend to join us for a three-way."
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"Maybe someone with low self-esteem, and..."
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"slightly larger breasts."
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"Pierce, I was awake the whole time. I was faking it."
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"I know. I saw you."
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"What do you think I am, a joke?"
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"I was trying to make you feel better about yourself."
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"I may be a little older,"
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"my ideas may seem weird,"
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"and my fashion sense may cause envy."
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"But I have a lot to offer."
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"And I will not be pitied."
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"Do not help me up."
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""Snow falls from the heavens pure."
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"Man is good."
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"Jeff Winger will now offer a two-minute rebuttal."
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"In the Stanford prison experiment,"
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"21 out of 21 students,"
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"when given absolute power,"
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"abused and tortured their fellow students."
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"My competitor likens people to pure, falling snow."
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"I would respond,"
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""There is none righteous.""
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""Not one.""
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"Now I realize Mr. Simmons' quote"
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"was from the great Franz Wickmeyer."
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"Mine was just from a simple desert handyman..."
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"named Jesus."
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"Survival of the fittest"
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"- Counterpoint. - Mother Teresa. Joan of Arc."
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"- Rebuttal. - Nuclear bombs."
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"- Nuclear families. - Abu Ghraib."
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"- Apu from the Simpsons. - Double rejoinder."
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"- Telemarketers. - Organ donors."
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"Ketchup is a vegetable."
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"God, did I just say cross-burner?"
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"- No, you did not. - Good."
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"- We make an amazing team. - I know. We're so in sync."
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"It's like a perfect duet or great... Professor Whitman."
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"Your preparation was impeccable. You remind me of a young me,"
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"with slightly worse hair."
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"I checked with the judges."
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"They'll need a miracle to win in rebuttal."
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"Simmons is finished."
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"This is too much for me."
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"He's going off book."
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"Why is he ripping up the cards? Doesn't he need them?"
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"It's a gambit."
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"He hates me."
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"Yet he caught me."
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"Man is good."
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"Man is evil."
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"Greendale wins."
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"That off-book enough for ya?"
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"They kissed."
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"You do have powers."
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"I'm gonna die by werewolf."
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"Shirley, I don't have powers. Trust me."
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"- That's not gonna happen. - No, it's not."
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"without thinking of a three-way in your hot tub."
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"- I did? - You're a genius."
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"You did great in there!"
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"Let's take this bacchanalia outside."
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