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Clips from King of the Hill - The Bluegrass Is Always Greener (S06E06)

"[exclaims]"
King of the Hill
"You kidnapped my daughter and took her across state lines..."
King of the Hill
"to play hillbilly music against her will."
King of the Hill
"I've been looking for a reason to put you in jail and now I have it!"
King of the Hill
"Never! I make sure she practice Mozart..."
King of the Hill
"get into Van Cliburn, then lvy League orchestra."
King of the Hill
"From there, she play Paris, Rome..."
King of the Hill
"then I take her back to my hometown of Louangphrabang..."
King of the Hill
"and stick it up their nose!"
King of the Hill
"She'd rather play bluegrass and win this contest..."
King of the Hill
"and then get a record deal and open up..."
King of the Hill
"[sighing]"
King of the Hill
"I don't know."
King of the Hill
"Great! That narrows it down."
King of the Hill
"How about this one? I've been working out with weights."
King of the Hill
"Every time someone says, ""Let's work out,"" I say, ""Wait."""
King of the Hill
"That's funny, Bobby. Oh, I'm sorry."
King of the Hill
"It's just I'm sick of our dads putting pressure on me."
King of the Hill
"At least they're paying attention."
King of the Hill
"It feels like I'm always playing to an empty house."
King of the Hill
"You know what I'd love to do?"
King of the Hill
"with people who know that music is about having fun."
King of the Hill
"People who sing and smile even though they're poor..."
King of the Hill
"and their faces are smudged with coal."
King of the Hill
"about the high cost of mules! Let's do it!"
King of the Hill
"The Dale Gribble Bluegrass Experience? You're up."
King of the Hill
"They're not here, they're locked in a vault."
King of the Hill
"-What? -Hold on!"
King of the Hill
"Screw Connie. I got us an even better fiddle player."
King of the Hill
"May I present to you Mr. Charlie Daniels?"
King of the Hill
"So, what do I tell her parents?"
King of the Hill
"[audience applauding]"
King of the Hill
"(womai) The bus for Hollister will be departiig ii 20 miiutes,"
King of the Hill
"Oh! We can't afford bus tickets. We only have enough money for a T-shirt..."
King of the Hill
"or a row of seats at the Andy Williams show."
King of the Hill
"[exclaims]"
King of the Hill
"I do it because she has a lot of talent and I want what's best for her."
King of the Hill
"You do it...."
King of the Hill
"-There's nothing to push him into. -Yeah."
King of the Hill
"-He gonna be a loser, all right. -Now, hold on. Bobby's not a loser."
King of the Hill
"Okay, okay."
King of the Hill
"One hillbilly starts swinging, soon the whole town join in."
King of the Hill
"For your information, a lot of people think Bobby's funny."
King of the Hill
"The kid's only 13 years old and he's already sold a joke..."
King of the Hill
"to this Yakov Smirnoff."
King of the Hill
"""ln Russia, they have no money."""
King of the Hill
"Yeah. Yeah, that is a good joke."
King of the Hill
"It's Branson-good."
King of the Hill
"[singing]"
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"[singing]"
King of the Hill
"[violin playing]"
King of the Hill
"She should be playing at Royal Albert Hall..."
King of the Hill
"for Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles."
King of the Hill
"Oh, come on, Kahn."
King of the Hill
"Maybe one day, you can be our opening act."
King of the Hill
"[siigiig]"
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"[laughs]"
King of the Hill
"[all cheering]"
King of the Hill
"That's him."
King of the Hill
"Use force if you need to."
King of the Hill
"(Haik) I like it,"
King of the Hill
"Going to the crossroads to sell your soul?"
King of the Hill
"It's about a dragon."
King of the Hill
"Well, all right then."
King of the Hill
"Well, it used to be a joke. Now he just screams it."
King of the Hill
"with a bustling summer camp in Fort Worth."
King of the Hill
"I'd open with a tight 40-minute set of observational comedy and poo jokes."
King of the Hill
"Well, that's a kick in the teeth. Bobby!"
King of the Hill
"It's bluegrass, Kahn. Music made in America."
King of the Hill
"[fake Russian accent] In America, you put ""ln God We Trust"" on your money."
King of the Hill
"Tim Woo hates Coca-Cola!"
King of the Hill
"Yakov Smirnoff is not my real name. It used to be Jack Daniels."
King of the Hill
"Why did you do that?"
King of the Hill
"-Don't blow it. -My dream?"
King of the Hill
"What are you talking about? You gave her permission to come with us."
King of the Hill
"-That's why she ran away from you. -Oh?"
King of the Hill
"the Connie Souphanousinphone Theater and...."
King of the Hill
"Where's this young fiddle player whose final wish was to meet me?"
King of the Hill
"He doesn't like sports. He doesn't play an instrument."
King of the Hill
"[singing]"
King of the Hill
"Hey, how about a little Twiikle, Twiikle?"
King of the Hill
"It's all part of his act, which, by the way, is very funny."
King of the Hill
"And while you're relaxing, you will read about Mozart!"
King of the Hill
"[birds chirping]"
King of the Hill
"No, not really. The band needs to practice till we're perfect."
King of the Hill
"""Dear Dale, hope the show was worth..."
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King of the Hill
"Kahn's making her play classical, but the girl's got a natural talent for bluegrass."
King of the Hill
"[singing]"
King of the Hill
"Yet I did nothing to stop it."
King of the Hill
"I can't stand it anymore!"
King of the Hill
"Any child prodigy can play...."
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"[birds chirping]"
King of the Hill
"""Kahn Jr.! Clean up your filthy room! """
King of the Hill
"[screaming]"
King of the Hill
"[sighing]"
King of the Hill
"Here it goes again."
King of the Hill
"Well, frankly, I'm flummoxed. Back off. Push Bobby."
King of the Hill
"-Minh, have you seen this pornography? -Don't worry. She's in Fort Worth."
King of the Hill
"[whooping]"
King of the Hill
"No. I just thought we might want a musical change of pace in the alley."
King of the Hill
"We're grown men. Here, how about...."
King of the Hill
"One, two, three."
King of the Hill
"Iet alone break a string."
King of the Hill
"Aw!"
King of the Hill
"Hey, guys, don't open a new one! We're going to Branson!"
King of the Hill
"That's what the people come to see."
King of the Hill
"is that he's a KGB spy."
King of the Hill
"Here goes."
King of the Hill
"""Yours truly, Yakov."""
King of the Hill
"I'll give you $20 American. Keep them coming."
King of the Hill
"Hey, kid, I don't tell Russian jokes for last 10 years."
King of the Hill
"Boomhauer, you're good at stage patter."
King of the Hill
"(man) All right, guys."
King of the Hill
"I bet you never knew she could smile and play at the same time."
King of the Hill
"[Dale screaming]"
King of the Hill
"-We throw it out before she gets back. -Wait a minute."
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