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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Cruise (S03E03)

"You bet. I hope you have a great time."
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"Are you kidding? I am psyched to go"
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"Who's ready for some nonstop totally scheduled fun?"
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"I don't know if there's gonna be time, though."
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"going into this cruise."
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"but I think it's gonna work itself out."
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"Good-bye, coworkers,"
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"A gang of oldies in short shorts,"
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"check, check, check."
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"We are definitely on a cruise."
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"I love Carousel Cruises International Ltd."
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"I don't want to say that."
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"All right."
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"at the all-ages piano lounge."
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"Eh."
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"Welcome aboard, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"I know that voice."
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"Doug Judy. The Pontiac Bandit."
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"He's here."
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"songs for the kids."
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"My little sister Debbie, she's a real drama queen."
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"The drama queen of the Holt family?"
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"She's laughed out loud multiple times."
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"Sir, you have a pretty low bar for what you consider drama."
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"You called me Diana Ross."
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"Okay, thanks."
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"Exposed brick."
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"Got tons of natural light."
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"We're the only two people to see it."
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"What? You don't need closet space."
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"- Just let me have this. - No."
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"Game on."
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"You won a free cruise without entering a contest."
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"were one of my interests."
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"Damn straight."
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"- Pfft. Peril. - Don't "pfft" my peril."
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"that makes us such an adorable couple."
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"Welcome to the high seas."
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"Uh-oh. Your girl knows about the Uzbeks. Oh."
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"Yeah, about 40% of the crew are criminals."
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"It's hard to find normal people"
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"I just need him locked up till we get back to New York."
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"He is my best lounge singer,"
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"and I need to keep people distracted."
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"Doug Judy is a free man."
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"Jake, Amy, welcome to my cabin,"
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"AKA the Boom-Boom Stateroom."
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"Little perk of being"
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"Carousel Cruises' entertainer of the year."
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"A little pitch-y."
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"You're welcome to chill here."
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"and I got word from a friend on the inside"
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"I'm guessing this'll take us all over the boat."
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"Well, last night, she told me in a great detail"
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"about a fight she got into with her trainer,"
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"Now she's on the phone, screaming at our mother."
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"I'm good at distracting people."
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"It's what I do with my toddlers all day long."
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"- Ray! - Here she comes."
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"ended up being in my car."
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"The buildings, the subway, the bank,"
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"the dry cleaner... I got to run some errands."
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"Oh, that's a great idea, Gina."
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"Uh, no thing but a chicken wing,"
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"I figured out the theme. It's boats."
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"but he's on the boat."
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"Check out this manifest."
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"- This is an alias. - Mm-hmm."
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"And my porter buddy checked out Henry Coles' cabin,"
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"ready to jump out and kill me at any moment."
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"You will not suck me in with your wily charms."
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"Señor Gotaro, un café con leche, sin azúcar."
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"Hola, Mr. Gotaro. Good to see you."
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"You brought him in here to butter him up."
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"Yeah, and I've been laying it on..."
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"Mint?"
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"Nobody sucks up like a Boyle."
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"Looks like you and I"
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"are in a good, old-fashioned suck-off."
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"You don't want her messing with another man's tang."
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"There is no way they're called tangs."
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"And the disks are called biscuits."
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"- Yes. - Tangs and biscuits?"
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"That is so dumb."
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"I officially love shuffleboard."
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"Whoo."
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"- All right. - Hey, little advice."
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"Look, I just want to see you two happy."
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"No. This is just another one of your lies,"
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"- What? - You said my name."
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"You're Henry Coles?"
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"According to my medical alert bracelet."
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"Well, this is interesting."
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"Oh, it says, "Doug Judy is a liar.""
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"I knew it. I knew Henry Coles was a 90-year old man"
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"and it's not gonna happen."
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"Thank you. That makes me feel super safe."
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"and noise canceling headphones."
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"That guy was trying to kill me."
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"You win."
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"You sure?"
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"so we're gonna have to flush him out."
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"You don't want to know."
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"All right, here's the plan."
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"We're gonna leave you alone on stage and dangle you as bait."
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"♪ If you like piña coladas ♪"
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"I still can't believe Debbie's gonna be staying with me"
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"for six weeks."
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"You blast your garbage, and you drown 'em out."
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"And I said, "Then go already."
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"and now I'm like, "Where's Kevin?""
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"And I don't want to overstay my welcome"
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"retrograde."
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"I-I didn't know. I mean, the only reason I came is..."
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"'cause Gary left me."
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"and the Mafia's at it again."
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"to ask Mr. Gotaro together."
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"- Yeah. - What a weird coincidence."
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"and great credit, like I do."
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"I think you're gonna love these. I really buttered them up."
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