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Clips from Black-Ish (2014) - Family (S01E01)

"You pulled something playing catch yesterday, didn't you?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"- (SCOFFS) - Stretching does not make you gay, Dre."
Black-Ish (2014)
"I accidentally walked in on Junior,"
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"as he was engaged..."
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"In hand-to-gland combat."
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"(CHUCKLES) Oh, God."
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"He's been doing that for a while."
Black-Ish (2014)
"- Adorable. Oh, my God. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
Black-Ish (2014)
"He came to you with this?"
Black-Ish (2014)
"You and Junior had the talk without me?"
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"Dre, please."
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"I mean, look at the way you wear your towel."
Black-Ish (2014)
"Just because you grew up in a houseful of naked hippies"
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"doesn't make you Dr. Ruth."
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"- All right. (SCOFFS) - It's what I do,"
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"and I do it pretty good."
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"- She's going through a phase. - Uh-huh."
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"She'll talk to me if it's about something big,"
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"unless you want to talk to her about her menstrual cramps."
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"A boy about to become a man"
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"with the sexual wisdom only a father can throw down."
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"I can't believe this is happening to me."
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"- (SCOFFS) Mmm-hmm. - Oh."
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"It's so not okay."
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"I mean, I'm seriously gonna cry all night."
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"I'm just saying, I'm that type of mom. I'm very open."
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"You know, my parents never wore clothes, so... (CHUCKLES)"
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"It's nothing."
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"- Meet me in the bathroom. - What..."
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"Bring tissues."
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"Hey, Dre. How's life?"
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"No, no, no, no, no. Not work life,"
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"life life."
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"You are... You're part of my inner circle now."
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"Hearing that validates the struggle of my entire journey."
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"Okay, well, since you asked,"
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"- you have a son, right? - Uh-huh."
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"How did you go about giving him the talk?"
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"Oh, the "stop being rude to your 26-year-old stepmother" talk?"
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"It is a minefield."
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"No, no, no. I mean, the sex talk."
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"- What? - "Out of state, out of mind.""
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"You know, my pops never gave me the talk."
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"Hell, I didn't see him without his shoes on till I was 30."
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"Well, don't worry, Dre. You got this."
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"You'll figure it out. You always do."
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"Yeah."
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"Just ignore me while I put away all your clothes for you."
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"No, um, do you remember that thing"
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"I was talking about in the car this morning?"
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"Uh..."
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"I think so. Maybe."
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"Oh. Well, I'm sure I could squeeze you in"
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"before I go in there and scrape the boogers off Jack's headboard."
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"- (CHUCKLES) - Okay, well, listen to this craziness."
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"So, this girl said I took..."
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"RAINBOW: I knew she'd come to me."
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"Why wouldn't she?"
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""Zoey hasn't said two words to you all month. ""
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"Suck it, Dre."
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"Anyway, what should I do?"
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"What, now?"
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"You got any advice?"
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"Uh... (EXHALES)"
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"It's like... There's a lot of facets to this one."
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"You know, it's like a little diamond."
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"I'm gonna... I'm gonna get back to you."
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"(EXHALES SHARPLY)"
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"- Oh, you tweaked your neck again, huh? - Huh?"
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"See, that's 'cause you don't stretch."
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"Hey, Pops, how come you never gave me the talk?"
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"I most certainly did."
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"I left in your bedroom was about?"
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"That was it?"
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""have an open dialog with your kids" hoopla."
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"And for God's sake, put some shoes on."
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"(SCOFFS)"
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"DRE: So, nobody was any help, Pops, my boss."
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"I was on my own with Junior."
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"Hey, son! It's your father!"
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"I'm coming in in five, four..."
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"Come in, Dad."
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"Whoo. Okay."
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"All right. No need to apologize."
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"You're a man, and that's what men do."
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"Let's talk about it, anything and everything."
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"Let's get our sex talk on."
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"Yeah, maybe about the birds and the bees,"
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"but I'm your daddy, son, and I'm here to keep it 100."
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"Cray-cray, right?"
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"(CHUCKLES) I'm comfortable."
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"What's that?"
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"Just a comfortable man with no shirt on, talking to his son about nasty stuff."
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"Am I standing under a vent?"
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"(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION IN DISTANCE)"
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"Trying to do telekinesis again?"
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"I left my karaoke mike in there,"
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"but I heard Dad's giving Junior "the talk.""
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"What talk?"
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"So, let's talk next level."
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"So, what's it like, having sex?"
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"Whoa! Just gonna..."
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"Just gonna jump right in there like that, huh, son?"
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"Okay, I guess we're really doing this huh?"
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"Well, where do we start?"
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"Son, if you want to attract a woman,"
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"you never spray this on your body."
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"And you walk through it."
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"Whoo! (CHUCKLES) That's cold."
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"Kind of tingles when you're topless."
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"You getting all this, son?"
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"You need a notebook or something?"
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"I want the talk."
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"Me, too. I need the talk."
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"I think he's getting it"
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"Oh, really?"
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"Well, three can play at that game."
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"JACK: Now what?"
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"DIANE: Now we wait."
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