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Clips from Black-Ish (2014) - Family (S01E01)

"Yeah, but your date could keep kosher,"
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"so don't lean too heavy on the oyster card."
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"All right? Hey, don't worry."
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"It all gets easier when you can drink."
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"Dad, I appreciate all this advanced dating advice,"
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"but there's other stuff."
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"I heard some kids talking about oral."
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"Oh!"
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"I would stay away from that."
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"You know, a kid like you with wheat allergies."
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"All right. Um..."
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"Because that's gonna be your wingman."
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"But next to him, you'll be Denzel Clooney Kodjoe Chestnut."
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"(GRUNTING) One, two, three."
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"Okay, I just needed to do three."
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"Finally, son, when it comes to movie dates,"
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"never pick a movie that'll make you cry."
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"That means no urban coming-of-age stories."
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"DRE: So, after a day of dishing out sweet knowledge to my boy,"
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"I rewarded myself with a cinnamon stick"
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"while letting Bow chew on her defeat."
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"The boy drank deep from the Dre well today, baby."
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"I will accept my apology in words or... (CLICKS TONGUE)"
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"Now, who do I e-mail to give a TED sex talk?"
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"- Signature fragrance, boom. - Mmm-hmm."
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"Fly outfits, boom."
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"And how to navigate urban terrain, double boom."
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"Baby, I think you're confusing "pimp" with "player.""
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"You know, that's a common two-parent-home mistake."
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"So, basically, Junior had a heart-to-heart with Ice-T."
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"Babe, I had the sex talk with our son, shirt off."
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"Why was your shirt off?"
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"Because I'm free."
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"(LAUGHING) You're not free."
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"- Oh, you're laughing. Okay. - (LAUGHS) I'm laughing."
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"Well, if you want a good-night kiss,"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"You're really not gonna come over here and get none?"
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"That's it. Time to make something happen."
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"Plus, I really got to pee."
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"- Hey! - Hey."
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"Hey, so, I was thinking really hard"
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"about everything that you told me yesterday about..."
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"(SLURPS) Mmm?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Mmm, mmm."
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"It's just that, you know, with all the..."
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"(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)"
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"- I mean, you know? Hmm? - (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)"
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"Oh! (CHUCKLES)"
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"More drama from you-know-who."
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"Oh, I know who."
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"I... You don't have to tell me about them."
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"You know, "talk" because..."
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"Something good or something bad?"
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"- I want bad! - We'll flip for it."
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"Deal! Come on, heads!"
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"Tails?"
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"DRE: There's a supreme satisfaction a man attains"
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"when he's opened the door of knowledge to his son."
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"DRE: But I may have accidentally opened a revolving door."
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"Our sex-talk ritual."
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"We had the sex talk yesterday, man."
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"Yeah, but I just have some follow-up questions."
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"- (GROANS) - I heard these seniors"
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"talking about a position called the triceratops."
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"To be honest, son, I can't keep up with all that new stuff,"
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"especially being married."
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"Let's google it."
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"T-R-I-S..."
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"Don't care. Autocorrect. Spelling is for suckers."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"- Oh, my God! - What was it?"
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"- Can we talk about it? - Uh..."
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"Aren't you gonna take your shirt off?"
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"I'm a little too bloated to go shirtless right now."
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"No, no. Remember, I'm your guy."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"All right. Just knock first."
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"Oh, trust me, I will."
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"Just saying."
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"You opened Pandora's box and a triceratops jumped out."
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"Oh, I feel you, sweetheart."
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"I mean, the whole thing just drives me nuts. Ugh!"
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"(SIGHS) But you know what?"
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"Sometimes it helps if you play the whole thing out"
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"from the other person's perspective."
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"You know, it'll help give you clarity so you can resolve it."
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"So, I, like, just think it all through from the other side?"
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"Yes. But you want to..."
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"You want to say it out loud so you hear the emotional nuances."
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"You know? That's the important part,"
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"Okay, so, here it goes."
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"So, last week, there's this girl named Zoey who has an..."
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"RAINBOW: I can't believe she fell for it."
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"Even when I'm a bad mom, I'm a great mom."
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"Which is they call it a devil's threesome."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"That is absolutely, positively everything, son."
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"See? This is good multitasking."
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"'Cause two shirtless dudes just standing around,"
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"starts to look weird after a while."
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"Oh, wait, Dad. Just one more thing."
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"I'm just wondering, when should I start manscaping?"
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"but I feel like things are gonna get crazy down there."
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"Sometimes I look around the locker room"
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"I think Hunter Kang-Nussbaum caught me peeking."
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"I'm not even attracted to her, but now I have to avoid her line."
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"- I love tater tots. - DRE: This is hell."
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"I've created a sex-talking monster!"
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"just brutal, unfiltered, nonstop oversharing."
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"Helen Mirren. Is that weird?"
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"You know what? I don't even care. (CHUCKLES)"
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"DRE: After four days of hearing Junior's innermost sexual thoughts,"
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"But I can't hurt his feelings by telling him that."
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"DRE: So I'll just do everything in my power"
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"to avoid him at all costs."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"(SNORING)"
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