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Clips from Seinfeld - The Merv Griffin Show (S09E09)

"Oh, yeah. The toys."
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"My dad was a collector."
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"Hey, an original G.I. Joe..."
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"No, Jerry..."
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"...they're priceless."
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"They've never been played with."
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"-I just wanna touch them a little. -I said, no."
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"Hi."
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"You ran over some pigeons? How many?"
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"Miranda thinks I'm a butcher. But it's not my fault, is it?"
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"...we look the other way on the statue defecation."
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"Right. And these pigeons broke the deal."
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"I will not accept the blame for this."
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"Oh, the sex is wild, but she's got this toy collection..."
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"Hey. What's going on?"
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"Hey. Art Garfunkel?"
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"It's all because of this creepy new guy at work."
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"So he just sidles up?"
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"-Maybe you didn't see him. -You never see him."
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"He sidled me again in my office."
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"-I thought I was alone. -That doesn't make it right."
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"To me, the Hakuna Matata is not nearly as embarrassing..."
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"-...as the Cup-a-Soup. -Would you just..."
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"...Iet it go?"
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"Hey, Jerry. Come here a sec."
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"Oh, my God."
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"It's the Merv Griffin set."
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"Oh, you just bring it in sideways and hook it."
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"You take Mannix, for example."
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"Well, Jerry we'd love to have you back any time."
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"Well, Elaine Benes...."
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"Well, it's great to have you."
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"Is it possible you're even more beautiful..."
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"...than the last time I saw you?"
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"-Mr. Peterman, here are these pages-- -One moment."
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"I'm reading the fascinating article..."
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"And done."
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"Oh, yes. I'm sorry, I needed this so quickly."
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"It must have been a lot of work. Thank you very much, you two."
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"Three dates and she still won't let me play with the toys."
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"And we all know how painful that can be."
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"-Jerry? Oh, there you are. -Oh, Elaine Benes."
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"Well, this is quite a thrill. Yes, come."
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"Well, I'll tell you, this sidler guy is really chapping my hide."
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"Yeah, we're talking this way."
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"He's getting credit for work that I did."
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"He's gonna sidle me right out of a job."
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"Kramer, what is wrong with you?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"Well, for starters, you're looking at note cards."
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"I'm gonna give that guy a taste of his own medicine."
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"Wrestling shoes."
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"Only in New York."
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"Jerry?"
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"Hey. Well, ladies and gentlemen."
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"What a surprise."
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"Turn music off."
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"Well, I just stomped some pigeons in the park. They didn't move."
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"All right. Let's change the subject."
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"It's like the pigeons decided to ignore me."
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"So they're like everyone else."
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"Boy, that bank clock is eight minutes off."
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"Then why don't you just run it over too?"
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"George, what are you doing?"
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"Did you see that? That pigeon didn't move."
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"What pigeon? You drove right into that squirrel."
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"Squirrel?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"May cause drowsiness."
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"Oh, yes."
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"Well, this certainly looks like a lot of words in record time."
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"Thank you."
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"Unfortunately, I am also disgusted."
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"This is a total redo..."
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"...and I'm assuming I need it right away."
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"Doctor, is the squirrel going to live?"
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"There's been massive trauma. We could, of course, try to save him..."
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"...but it would be costly, difficult, and we'd have to send away..."
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"What might that cost?"
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"-Well.... -George."
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"We'd like you to do everything possible."
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"He's not gonna be the same, you know?"
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"So they're flying the tiny instruments in from El Paso."
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"Well, he takes some of the pressure off of me."
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"So, Jerry what's going on with you?"
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"Well, sounds like things are progressing."
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"-Are you married right now? -Newman."
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"Wait a minute. You mean to say that you drugged a woman..."
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"...so you could take advantage of her toys?"
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"Jerry..."
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"Smile, everyone. We're back."
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"You're spontaneous."
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"You're symmetrical."
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"You're very quick, aren't you?"
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"It's just that you're:"
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"My dead tooth?"
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"You're:"
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"What, my breath?"
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"Well, you should never, ever go anywhere without these."
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"Thanks, Elaine. You're such a super lady."
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"More wine and turkey?"
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"-Tryptophan. -Tryptophan."
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"What video did you get?"
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"Oh, George brought home movies of his boyhood trip to Michigan."
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"More heavy gravy?"
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"Yes. Touchdown. Your turn, Jerry."
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"Lately though, I've been buying the generic brand of wax beans."
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"We've officially bottomed out."
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"-Who's our next guest? -We got no one."
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"We need a new format. We should shut down and retool."
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"-What about a guest host? -I'll pretend I didn't hear that."
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"No, fortunately the special tiny instruments arrived just in time."
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"So..."
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"One more thing, Mr. Costanza."
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"Your home, Mr. Costanza."
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"Just make sure he gets his medicine six times a day..."
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"Maybe it'll be fun having a pet."
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"And it knows that I tried to kill it."
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"As soon as it gets better, it's gonna gnaw my brain out in my sleep."
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"-I want you to come by. -What about my questionable material?"
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