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Clips from Seinfeld - The Muffin Tops (S08E08)

"Every two minutes: ''Where's the top of this muffin?"
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"Why don't you drop off chicken skins and lobster shells?"
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"l think l might."
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"l can't believe you found something so quickly."
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"-How much are you paying? -Twenty-three hundred."
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"-Ouch, a month? -Yeah."
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"Wait till you see the plum job that l landed."
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"Yeah, we should let this place air out anyway."
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"Okay, coming up on the right..."
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"lt's the one that's covered in chicken wire."
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"Hey, if you're the real Peterman..."
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"...how come you're wearing those ratty clothes?"
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"Forget it."
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"Okay, Newman's postal route is around here somewhere."
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"Hey, fake Peterman, let me off. l'm nauseous."
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"Can l have his candy bar?"
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"Okay, we got three hours left on this thing..."
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"Okay, Lomez's place of worship is right on the right here."
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"-Why do l have to go on the tour? -Jerry, you're a minor celebrity."
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"-How's business? -Oh, l got stump trouble."
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"The sanitation department won't get rid of them all."
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"l gotta hose the puke off the floor of the bus."
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"-Yeah. Yeah. -Any room on that thing?"
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"Do you think you could transport some stumps for me?"
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"l'll make it worth your while."
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"Are they war veterans?"
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"Oh, hello. Sorry, George..."
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"...didn't know you had a girl in here. Leave a signal on the doorknob..."
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"...like a necktie or a sock or something. Help me out."
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"-...like our boy George here. -Hen supervisor from Tyler Chicken?"
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"Yes, very nice for her to have met you, sir."
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"Wait a minute, George."
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"Days with Yankees, nights in Arkansas..."
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"...with a topflight bird outfit. And a hen supervisor, to boot."
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"Blown, George. Blown!"
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"You know, when you make a pizza bagel..."
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"...you really shouldn't use cinnamon raisin."
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"You also shouldn't use a doughnut."
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"All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Peterman Reality Tour."
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"Turn music off."
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"What is this? Pizza pound cake?"
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"We're gonna be hauling muffin stumps to the local repository."
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"You know, l never thought he'd be able to re-create the experience..."
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"...but if you want him that bad, l'm not giving up easy."
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"Oh, is that so? Playing a little hardball, huh, Donny boy?"
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"l convert your concessions to all chicken, no charge."
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"lnstead of hot dogs, chicken dogs. lnstead of pretzels, chicken twists."
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"Hey, hey, hey. Where do you think you're going?"
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"-Well, l was gonna dump this. -lt doesn't look like garbage."
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"-Well, it's muffin stumps. -Where are the muffin tops?"
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"You have a pretty heavy beard, don't you?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Well, maybe l will take it up with Consumer Affairs!"
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"We're going to extend the tour at no extra charge."
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"-Where are we going? -l don't know."
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"So the New York Yankees traded you for a bunch of Tyler Chicken?"
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"-What clothes? -These clothes."
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"My chest hair's growing back, and it's itching me like crazy."
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"-l got a good feeling about this dump. -l tell you, man, l'm losing it."
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"l think l'll go play with that dog."
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"l don't know where the tops are."
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"-Oh, hey, you looking for George? -Yes."
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"He's been in the bathroom a while. You might wanna check on him."
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"Jerry, you gotta bring me some clothes here."
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"I told you this city would eat you alive."
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"He makes problems go away."
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"-Hello, Elaine. -Where did you get the car?"
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"lt's a rental."
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"-Where are they? -ln the back."
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"-What is going on here? -lf l'm curt, then l apologize."
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"Oh, well, let's sit down."
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"Hey, Jerry, l'm going to Waldenbooks."
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"There's enough juice here to keep us all fat and giggly."
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"That was me. l'm sorry, l--"
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"...and sort of does its own thing."
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"-Well, women do it. -''Well, women do it.''"
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"...and you can just sashay your pretty little self around the town square."
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"l'm not from around here, so it's okay if l'm stupid."
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"You moved into a hotel?"
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"-So? -So l figured..."
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"This was my idea. You stole my idea."
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"Yeah, my parents have it. Sometimes it skips a generation."
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"-What's dessert? -Bite-size 3 Musketeers."
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"l think l understand this."
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"-What is--? What is that? -Look at it! Look at it!"
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"-Who ate the rest?'' -We were just trying to help."
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"Yeah, well, l.... l got lots of other stuff to show you too."
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"Can l have another 3 Musketeers? They're rather small."
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"You know, if you go on this thing, it could create a minor stir."
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"No, they don't."
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"How about this: You give me Costanza."
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"-How do you make alcoholic chicken? -They ferment, just like anything else."
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"This is a garbage dump. Just let me dump it."
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"-Kramer, how much longer? -What?"
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"-l can't let her see me scratch it. -Well, don't worry."
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"l can't sit on this bus anymore."
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"And l think my relationship's in trouble."
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"-...watching my bag for a minute? -Yeah, no problem."
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"All right. Let me ask you this:"
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"You're that gangly fellow we bought the stories from."
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"And l'm still gonna be here."
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"-Hey. -Hey."
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"Hey, aren't you the guy l asked to watch my clothes?"
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"-Who's Newman? -Who cares?"
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"-What's that? -Look, it's almost time for you to shave."
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"All right. l'm gonna need a clean eight-ounce glass."
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"So l was thinking maybe tonight we could go back to my hotel."
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"What if l cut you in for 30 percent of the profits?"
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"You couldn't pay me enough to ride a horse in this city."
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"Won't it? Or has it already started to happen?"
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"l can't get a truck to haul this stuff until next week."
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"Top of the muffin to you."
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"-Where are you going? -l'm gonna be this guy's friend."
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"-Who are you? -Oh, l'm--"
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"-Nothing. -No, no, no, don't give me that."
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"...but l'm not sure this is gonna work out."
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"Moonlighting for Tyler Chicken. lmpressive, George."
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"l lost my job with the Yankees."
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"Hang on, let me just pick up a paper."
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"You put my life stories in his autobiography?"
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