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Clips from Seinfeld - The Junk Mail (S09E09)

"He's picking up the van tonight? This is perfect."
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"Here's how it's gonna happen."
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"A mailman you know, maybe even trust, will offer to give you a lift."
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"Okay, yes."
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"-Oh, my God! -I thought they caught him."
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"-You hate the van. -But I'm keeping it."
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"-Couldn't get Kramer's blood out of it? -No. The engine clotted."
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"I need a couple of anecdotes, a few you-were-right-abouts."
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"They gave me a new car for 30 minutes of:"
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"Who's this?"
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"So this is beautiful."
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"You know, Frankie, I was wondering."
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"Well, I don't really have any money, but it says right here:"
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"It's a brave new world, all right."
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"Well, it symbolizes our persecution."
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"Yeah. I'm the Wiz again."
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"Hoochie mama."
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"-Now that's better. -All right."
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"Let me see that."
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"So you never saw Last Tango in Paris?"
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"Is this Jerry Seinfeld's van?"
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"So have your parents found out about it?"
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"Just dropped in for a visit. You...."
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"-Never liked that guy. -Why? He's harmless."
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"-No, that's us. -Great."
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"Yeah. Puddy."
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"Okay, fine. What do I have to do to put you in this van today?"
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"-...every time he got upset? -That's him."
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"In addition to being a postmaster..."
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"Can I have one?"
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"Omaha Steaks, MacWarehouse. Newsweek?"
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"This is it."
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"That's even better."
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"George is getting suspicious."
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"-Can I use your phone? -Sure."
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"All right, calm down, everyone. No one's canceling any mail."
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"George, we've had it with you."
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"She thinks she's in love with him."
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"Pretty quick, for a catered affair."
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"Jerry, one of your friends came by..."
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"-Are you through? -No."
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"Frankie?"
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"All right, George."
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"Who are you?"
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"...it's the job of a general to, by God, get things done."
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"All right."
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"And it was safe."
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"That van's a-rocking."
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"-Who was it? -I did a show for a car dealership."
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"Thanks."
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"Excuse me. Can I borrow your ketchup?"
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"Sorry, George, our Chinese food just came. Talk to you later."
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"...you were right."
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"...so I'm gonna attack this problem at the choke point."
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"Always helpful."
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"Rain and sleet may not stop them."
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"All right. Okay."
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"So for sale, huh?"
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"Hey."
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"Hey, nice to meet you."
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"That's exactly how you said it was going down."
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"Where are my parents?"
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"Henry Atkins, the postmaster general?"
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"Then don't go a-knocking."
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"I can't stop all these companies..."
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