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Clips from Community (2009) - Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing (S06E06)

"to join the board because of your sexual preference?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"whatever his lifestyle may be."
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"Hey, it gets better!"
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"- I feel like scum. - Gay people are scum?"
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"Hey, don't play that card with me young man."
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"I don't like being this dishonest."
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"Dean, I want to say thanks for doing this."
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"I mean, people talked, but..."
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"Sure, well, it really doesn't have anything to do with my work."
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"You know, and to a lot of us, so."
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"Thank you."
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"Confine yourself to your role, Domingo."
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"And lose the attitude."
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"Oh, Daniel-san, you much-a humor."
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"Hm, okay. Let's stop there."
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"I'm not gonna hit you. And it's not because it's illegal,"
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"and it's certainly not because I'm afraid you know karate"
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"because there is nothing about your performance that is believable."
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"See, we only hit things, that effect us."
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"I don't hit water, or old mayonnaise. Or the air after a fart has dissipated."
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"You are the worst actor I've ever directed"
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"From the top!"
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"Danny does a bit with the floor sanders, Miyagi is amused,"
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"and Kenny gets me another god damned cup of coffee with six Splendas in it!"
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"Hare Krishna."
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"He's so mean to Chang. I don't know what to do."
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"You could just drop out of the play."
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"Well, you know I could. Or Chang could."
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"I mean, the director is not being mean to me."
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"But you talked Chang into auditioning and then you got his part"
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"and now he's suffering."
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"- You're right, I should threaten to quit. - Or just quit."
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"Well, if I threaten to quit maybe that will be enough for him to stop abusing Chang."
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"I was kind of born to act, Brita."
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"When I do it, I can feel it pleasing the universe."
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"- That's dramatic. - See?"
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"Theodore says that if they're sparrows they'll be flying in less than 12 days."
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"Thanks for guarding the nest with me."
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"This is what you do when you're working? Must be nice."
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"All right, look. There's a bird's nest in the router."
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"Now if you want to fire me, fire me."
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"Either way, until those birds are gone nobody gets any closer."
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"Well of course not. If you move them the mother won't come back."
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"Keep up the good work."
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"Show me wax on."
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"This is the worst acting I've ever seen in my life."
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"Show me wax, off."
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"The ghost of your father just turned his back on you."
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"Your ancestors are clawing their way deeper into the Earth to get away from you,"
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"Shelby paint Fitz."
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"Oh look, there's nobody here, oh it's so dusty,"
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"it's almost like nobody's been here in years."
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"There's a note."
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""Never let me act.""
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"Mr. Lundegaard, I'm sorry, but I cannot stand by while you do this."
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"- That's fine, you can go. - I'm not bluffing."
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"You can't make an actor more talented by yelling at them."
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"And if you don't stop, your lead character is going to walk."
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"Lead? You played Danny LaRusso."
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"Well I'm the Karate Kid."
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"The Karate Kid is about Kesuke Miyagi,"
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"an immigrant who fought against his own people in World War II,"
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"while his wife lost a child in an internment camp."
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"Noriyuki Morita was nominated for an Academy Award for his performance."
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"Ralph Macchio? Showed up."
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"I cast Ben because he has the sadness and talent that could make this show great."
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"If I have to physically drill into his chest and suck it out with a straw!"
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"So you can take a flying kick and a rolling donut! You're fired."
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"What? No. Really? Really?"
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"Oh my God! You're like doing a terrible Vinnie Barbarino up here."
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"But, like, I know you're not capable of anything better,"
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"so, that's why I've been so nice to you."
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"Take care Annie."
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"Yikes, right?"
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"What a diva."
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"- Thanks for sticking up for me. - No problem?"
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"From now on, she's dead to us."
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"Hey Gerry Dean we got a problem here. You ring the local papers."
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"You've shut down the campus WiFi until a nest of baby birds can grow?"
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"I didn't do it because I'm gay. Wait, I'm not gay."
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"Oh, that did not just get said to us."
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"You are gay. You are openly gay and we love it."
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"But now we are dealing with more flak from conservatives for"
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"appointing you than we ever did from gays for not having one of you."
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"Yeah, and the gays aren't coming to your side."
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"and then to do as good of job as the normals."
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"That's what the gays want."
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"They don't want a gay dean who acts like a weird gay monster."
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"- I'm not a gay dean. - Whoa, not..."
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"Cool, man. Don't bring us into your web of lies."
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"Well, now what do you want me to do?"
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"- Hey, Domingo. - Hey, what's up?"
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"Guys, the school needs Wi-Fi, and my job is to run the school."
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"The school doesn't need baby birds."
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"- The nest needs to be moved. - You are not crossing this line."
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"- I'm taping this. This is on video. - Guys..."
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"This is two white security guards versus one unarmed black man and two baby birds."
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"Your move."
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"Stand down. Stand down."
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"No security, no weapons."
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"Just one unarmed black man versus one unarmed, openly gay dean."
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"Now move that nest, please."
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"Just a hair back Domingo, it's like you're breathing for me."
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"I have called this press conference because I have been less that"
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"honest with the public."
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"You know me as the openly gay dean of Greendale Community College,"
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"but that doesn't even begin to describe what I really am."
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"I am a politician."
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"Now what does that mean?"
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"but we will say and do whatever we have to in order to acquire and keep our jobs."
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"I am tired of being in this particular closet so I am coming out now."
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"I only hope that you can accept an openly political person on your board."
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"If not, I understand."
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"Just faster if get to my office this way. We don't need any pictures of this."
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"I can't believe the Dean got kicked off the school board"
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"just for admitting he's political."
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"Some groups take longer than others to gain acceptance."
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"deep down, we're all a little political."
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"- Any of you guys smell a bird murderer? - I came here to apologize."
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