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Clips from Community (2009) - Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing (S06E06)

"Well, I hope your apology comes with a beak and hollow bones"
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"- You skipped wings. - Insects have wings."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry, Abed. I lost myself in a role. It won't happen again."
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"Two of them died."
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"There's one left. He's hanging on,"
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"but I'm worried he's turning into a symbol of my own innocence."
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"- Isn't Chang's play tonight? - If any of you go, you're supporting abuse."
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"Oh, dial it back, Annie."
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"It'll be interesting to see how his fake crying is different from his real crying."
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"Well I'm a big fan of the performing arts, but I'll go to Chang's play anyway."
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"Okay. I might. I'm catching up."
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"Actors are worthless, empty-headed homunculi,"
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"but the right one, in the right role can change the world."
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"Hm, I have found the right one."
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"He's found the right role, and tonight, your world changes."
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"You're welcome."
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"- He replaced me with Annie Kim. - Shh."
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"Hee-ah!"
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"Ow."
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"You must be the new people in apartment 20."
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"What was that? Karate?"
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"Yeah, you know?"
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"Hey, me and some of my friends are gonna have a party at the beach later."
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"You should come."
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"- Hey! Are you the repair man? - Aye."
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"- Faucet's really leaking there. - Aye."
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"- When are you gonna fix it? - After."
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"- After what? - After, after."
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"You got a lot of nerve, old man. But I like that. I like that."
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"Yes, sir. Regret to inform wife, sir."
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"Complication at birth, sir."
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"No doctor, it can't."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Oh, shit."
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"- Please forgive me. - Shh."
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"No need fight anymore, you proved point."
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"What? That I could take a beating?"
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"Every time I see those guys, they'll know they got the best of me."
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"Close eye."
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"Get up, Daniel. Get up!"
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"Yeah, woo woo!"
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"- You all right, Russo? - Yeah, you missed my head."
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"We did it, Mister Miyagi. We did it."
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"- I'm speechless. - I forgot Chang was up there."
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"Me, too."
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"I guess all that suffering Chang endured paid off."
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"It's not what the play suggests, but you have to wonder"
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"if it wouldn't have been better for Daniel to get beat up even more."
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"Maybe that's the lesson."
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"Hm."
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"- I lost a button. - Maybe we all lost a button."
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"Hey, hey guys!"
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"Thank you so much."
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"- Hey, thank you for making me do this. - You're welcome. Congratulations."
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"- I'm jealous. - No, no, don't be."
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"and all I dream about is a white picket fence and a dog."
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"I don't have those either."
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"Chang, let's go."
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"I guess all the actors go to some sort of actor bar together."
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"So, I'll see you guys at school. Bye."
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"Hey, I know this great bar for people that don't hate themselves."
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"- My lady. - My lord."
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"We are gathered here today to celebrate the release of this bird into these skies."
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"That its now fully formed wings may find purchase upon the four winds."
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"If anyone would like to say something, now's the time."
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"Oh, I'll always remember how you kept me from getting email for a week."
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"And that chirp you do when you want more bread."
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"Yeah, that one."
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"And now everyone, please put on your cat masks and finger wings."
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"can no longer be your home, but with the fluttering of these wings,"
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"we symbolically join your flight into the natural world."
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"Wings everyone."
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"Okay. You can go now."
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"Time to go, little bird, that's just the way it is."
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"Whee!"
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"Aw."
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"- Then it's done. - You did the right thing, Abed."
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"Thanks to you, that bird has his whole bird life ahead of him, to fly,"
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"meet lady birds, even start a bird family."
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"You made a difference."
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"Aw."
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"Abed."
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"Line."
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"- What happened to good morning? - It's a bad morning, no Wi-Fi."
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"The question you have to ask is, am I openly gay?"
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"Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back back."
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"Mean? You just did a baby bird murder monologue."
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"And like Sidney Poitier or Meg Ryan before you, you were cast for race."
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"I know I'm not, so I don't."
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"I mean the fact that you'd be leaving a few items off your list of your"
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"Annie, you're doing great. Keep doing what you're doing."
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"Oh good. We're so happy."
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"Hare krishna. Krishna krishna."
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"And I'm not hitting you."
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"Knock, knock, knock, anybody home?"
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"Yeah."
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"You read Daniel-san. You read Miyagi."
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"Liar. Stop lying to me. Say it."
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"There we go."
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"Which happens to be gay! Which is great, but irrelevant!"
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"and I've directed both Wahlbergs!"
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"I cast you because your measurements allow me to use the same wardrobe as last year."
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"I belong to one of the most marginalized and least openly honest groups in America."
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"Dean Pelton is coming out as approximately two-sevenths of what he is."
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"Thank you."
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"- You got a problem with that, racist? - No, you're acting now?"
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"- Oh. - Intellectually."
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"This should lead to the router."
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"Go. After "what happened I."
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"and I will stab you in the eye with it,"
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"I make gayness look like Mormonism."
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"That's a little too gay."
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"Figure it out, gay dean. Figure it out."
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"Thank you."
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"Well, I'm definitely in."
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"Believe me, I sit in my dressing room"
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"What do you say?"
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"With these cat masks, we remind you that this place"
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