Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Louie (2010) - Moving (S02E02)

"♪ Louie, Louie, Louie Louaaa ♪"
Louie (2010)
"♪ Louie, Louie you're gonna cry ♪"
Louie (2010)
"It's a detail."
Louie (2010)
"They make note."
Louie (2010)
"It's not important."
Louie (2010)
"and I'm not gonna say he was gay,"
Louie (2010)
"It doesn't enter into the story."
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna call the Jewish guy a Jewish guy"
Louie (2010)
"How do you like that?"
Louie (2010)
"Isn't that unfair?"
Louie (2010)
"Boy, what a disaster this is right now."
Louie (2010)
"He wasn't like, "Sir, it's not gonna fit !"
Louie (2010)
"Ahhh !""
Louie (2010)
"( with Jewish accent ) "It's going to fit,"
Louie (2010)
""I know it's going to fit."
Louie (2010)
""It's going to fit, I'm telling you."
Louie (2010)
"It's hers."
Louie (2010)
"She lives at her place, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"You suck at comedy."
Louie (2010)
"There's a lot of cheap places on the Upper West Side,"
Louie (2010)
"Not great, but it was good."
Louie (2010)
"Do you want to know why it wasn't great?"
Louie (2010)
"Why?"
Louie (2010)
"Because it was your mom and she sucks."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, you know what?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, this is great."
Louie (2010)
"A cinder block?"
Louie (2010)
"A cinder block, we put a cinder block,"
Louie (2010)
"put it on top of her head to kind of hold her down."
Louie (2010)
"Do you know anybody who lives in the East Village?"
Louie (2010)
"I'm sorry, man, I got to go to an open house."
Louie (2010)
"There's a lot more to it, I think you're gonna like it."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, cool, thanks. Some twists and turns."
Louie (2010)
"None of those things are true about this place."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, so I really want to thank you"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, well, you're so welcome."
Louie (2010)
"and put it in 17-B."
Louie (2010)
"You act like a man, you do your job."
Louie (2010)
"What can I do for you, buddy?"
Louie (2010)
"What do you want from me?"
Louie (2010)
"nice couple like you, you want a nice child nest?"
Louie (2010)
"Make a child. No, no, we're not--"
Louie (2010)
"No, she's just my friend."
Louie (2010)
"to the left, apartment 17-A."
Louie (2010)
"Okay?"
Louie (2010)
"All right. Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"There's people there now, but they'll be out in a week."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"It's here. Is that it?"
Louie (2010)
"Did you just... smell my head?"
Louie (2010)
"It's okay."
Louie (2010)
"Right, but let's go, come on, come on."
Louie (2010)
"Let's go, 'cause I don't want to live here. No-- Why?"
Louie (2010)
"You didn't even give it a chance. There's a toilet in the kitchen."
Louie (2010)
"So let's go, come on. So awesome."
Louie (2010)
"We're just gonna look around the apartment"
Louie (2010)
"Do you want me to make you an egg? Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Okay. Okay, all right."
Louie (2010)
"There you go."
Louie (2010)
"You're gonna eat this egg, you're gonna love it."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, hey, hey, I don't want to live here, so..."
Louie (2010)
"Why?"
Louie (2010)
"Your wife died a year ago, so your turn is up"
Louie (2010)
"This house was built in 1850 in the Federalist style,"
Louie (2010)
"to retain the single-family layout."
Louie (2010)
"and then later, by a daughter of Theodore Roosevelt"
Louie (2010)
"It was only rented once to a somewhat famous comedian,"
Louie (2010)
"Lenny Bruce."
Louie (2010)
"a heated toilet seat and a claw-foot bathtub."
Louie (2010)
"What did you say you do for a living?"
Louie (2010)
"for a single father and his children."
Louie (2010)
"You would be their favorite"
Louie (2010)
"and no one could judge you"
Louie (2010)
"or say that you were anything"
Louie (2010)
"everything..."
Louie (2010)
"everything..."
Louie (2010)
"I'm sorry?"
Louie (2010)
"Louie. How's it going?"
Louie (2010)
"Good to see you, Ken."
Louie (2010)
"You don't stop up here too often."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, it's time and-- Good, good, good, good."
Louie (2010)
"You're still paying support."
Louie (2010)
"I know, I just--"
Louie (2010)
"Look, it's a lot, but--"
Louie (2010)
"How much? ... by how little it is."
Louie (2010)
"... seven..."
Louie (2010)
"million."
Louie (2010)
"Well, I had a good year, you know, and I just--"
Louie (2010)
"why you can't buy a $17 million house?"
Louie (2010)
"I could just change-- I think I could change--"
Louie (2010)
"Let's-- let's take a look at the numbers."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, totally, yes, yes."
Louie (2010)
"And you have to put that down now, in cash."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"So, um... you have"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, you're gonna have to..."
Louie (2010)
"I'm just saying, what could I afford right now?"
Louie (2010)
"Right now? Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Well..."
Louie (2010)
"you could buy a house that costs $7,000."
Louie (2010)
"You know, you should find a nice rental."
Louie (2010)
"What about-- what about Obama?"
Louie (2010)
"or even their near-present."
Louie (2010)
"It's like when we used to let kings"
Louie (2010)
"That's never gonna happen."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, after all that white"
Louie (2010)
"Every British royal looks like cock meat."
Louie (2010)
"Someone took an Irishman's penis and stretched it out"
Louie (2010)
"and drew a face on it with Sharpie."
Louie (2010)
"That's what they look like."
Louie (2010)
"I didn't see you today."
Louie (2010)
"I see."
Louie (2010)
"You know, I don't just have these places."
Louie (2010)
"I could show you some nice rentals."
Louie (2010)
"♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪"
Louie (2010)
"♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪"
Louie (2010)
"♪ Louie, Louie you're gonna die ♪"
Louie (2010)
"I was on an airplane and there was a Hasidic Jewish man"
Louie (2010)
"but it's a detail."
Louie (2010)
Show more clips