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Clips from Seinfeld - The Red Dot (S03E03)

"He can't drink. He's an alcoholic. I told you to hold it."
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"I didn't know you meant hold it. I thought you meant hold it."
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"One drink like that, and he could fall right off the wagon."
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"Told you."
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"I never feel comfortable in the women's department."
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"I feel like I'm just a little too close to trying on a dress."
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"Do I really have to buy her something?"
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"The woman got you a job. Least you could do is buy her a gift."
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"How about this?"
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"- What is that, cashmere? - Yeah. She loves cashmere."
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"Who doesn't like cashmere?"
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"Wow, look at this. It's $85, marked down from 600."
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"- Excuse me, miss? - Yes."
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"How come this sweater's only $85?"
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"Oh, here. This is why."
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"- What? I don't see anything. - See this red dot?"
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"It's not really damaged."
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"Wow. $85?"
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"There's no exchanges on this."
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"- Think she'd care about the dot? - It's hard to say."
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"I don't think she'd notice. Can you see it?"
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"- Well, I can see it. - But you know where it is."
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"- What do you want me to do, not look? - Pretend you didn't know it was there."
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"- Can you see it? - It's hard to pretend..."
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"- ...because I know where it is. - Can't you take an overview?"
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"You want me to take an overview?"
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"I see a cheap man holding a sweater..."
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"- Yeah, so? - He's acting very strangely."
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"I think he started drinking again."
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"- Oh, boy. Can you smell it? - No, I can't smell it."
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"If you can't smell it, then he hasn't been drinking."
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"- You don't always smell from a drink. - Yes, you do."
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"What about one drink? Would you smell from one drink?"
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"- I'll prove it. - How?"
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"- Would you do me a favour? - Okay."
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"Would you take a drink, and let us smell you?"
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"You can smell me without the drink."
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"No, no."
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"I suspect that this guy I'm seeing might be drinking, but I can't smell it."
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"- Come on. - Okay. Well, what am I drinking?"
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"All right."
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"- I don't smell anything. - We're too close to the bottle."
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"- Yeah? - It's George."
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"- Come on up. - That is damn good Scotch."
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"I could do a commercial for this stuff."
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"...and afterwards, you don't even smell."
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"Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day."
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"- Hello, everybody. - Hey, George, come here."
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"I'm gonna tell you what I think."
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"I know you don't care what I think, but I'm gonna tell you."
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"I think that you are terrific."
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"That's all."
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"Thank you."
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"- Hey, what's that? - It's an early Christmas present."
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"- A Christmas present? - That's right."
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"- For who? - For you."
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"Throw back a couple of shots of Hennigan's..."
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"...and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time."
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"And because it's odourless, why, it'll be our little secret."
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"Kramer."
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"Yeah. That'll do."
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"- Of course it's cashmere. - Oh, I love cashmere."
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"George, this must have cost a fortune."
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"Money."
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"Jerry, how could you let him spend so much?"
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"George, this is one of the nicest things anyone has ever given me."
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"Good. Good. Listen, take it off. You're gonna wear it out already."
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"It's for special occasions, this thing."
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"What's that red dot on your sweater?"
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"- What? - Listen, take it off."
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"I'm getting hot just looking at it."
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"What is this? It's like a red dot."
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"What? What red dot? What are you talking about?"
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"Jerry, come here for a second. Do you see anything here?"
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"I don't know."
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"I don't know."
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"- What don't you know? - I don't know."
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"Well, do you see it, or don't you?"
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"Do I see it or don't I? That's the question."
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"Now, what did you ask me again?"
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"You're still here? You're a dynamo."
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"I'll see you tomorrow."
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"- How you doing? - Hello."
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"Hennigan's."
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"Hennigan's?"
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"I was sitting there in the office, and the cleaning woman comes in."
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"I've always been attracted to cleaning women."
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"Cleaning women, chambermaids..."
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"Yeah, chambermaids, I'm attracted to them too."
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"- Why is that? - It's a woman in your room."
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"- So go ahead. - So..."
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"...she starts vacuuming, back and forth, back and forth..."
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"...her hips swivelling..."
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"...her breasts..."
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"Convulsing?"
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"- Convulsing? - I don't know. I'm trying to help you."
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"So then I asked her if she wanted a drink."
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"- So you started drinking. - So we started drinking, and..."
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"I don't know if it was the alcohol or the ammonia..."
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"...but the next thing I knew, she was mopping the floor with me."
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"- And how was it? - The sex was okay..."
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"...but I threw up from the Hennigan's."
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"Good thing the cleaning lady was there."
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"You mean to tell me, I put that drink six inches over to the right..."
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"- ...and this wouldn't have happened? - You knew he was an alcoholic."
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"- Why'd you put the drink down? - What are you saying?"
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"- I'm not saying anything. - Yes, you are."
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"- What could I be saying? - You must be saying something."
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"If I was, I would have said it."
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"- Say it. - I said it."
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"- What did you say? - Nothing."
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"It's exhausting being with you."
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"- Yeah. - It's George."
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"- Come on up. - Hey."
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"Let me ask you something."
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"Did George buy that sweater knowing the red dot was on it..."
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"Yes, you did. Yes, you did. I saw your expression."
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"I didn't have an expression. I have a deviated septum."
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"I have to-"
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"How much did he save?"
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