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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken and Allison Share a Patient (S02E02)

"Next."
Dr. Ken
"We had a session, and he's not depressed."
Dr. Ken
"His symptoms aren't psychological."
Dr. Ken
"but my exam did not reveal any physical issues."
Dr. Ken
"Dig a little... what-er?"
Dr. Ken
"Very good. That's good. Then give it to him."
Dr. Ken
"I just gave you my diagnosis."
Dr. Ken
"Mnh!"
Dr. Ken
"Um..."
Dr. Ken
"see, sweetie, uh, I know you're new here,"
Dr. Ken
"but, um, nobody punts a patient back to Dr. Park."
Dr. Ken
"Mnh!"
Dr. Ken
"Well, sweetie, this Dr. Park punts."
Dr. Ken
"And by that, I mean she totally did,"
Dr. Ken
"and we all saw it!"
Dr. Ken
"So, how was school today?"
Dr. Ken
"Aw, thanks for asking."
Dr. Ken
"It's off to a good start. I think this year..."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
Dr. Ken
"What about you?"
Dr. Ken
"Did you reinvent yourself?"
Dr. Ken
"I tried to be the quiet man of mystery..."
Dr. Ken
"staring out the window, thinking deep thoughts."
Dr. Ken
"But nobody must have been curious about I was staring at."
Dr. Ken
"lonely future, no friends."
Dr. Ken
"You are kind of the funny guy in America."
Dr. Ken
"Hey! How's working together?"
Dr. Ken
"You guys still married?"
Dr. Ken
"It's going fine. You know, working out a few kinks."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, so you're punting that to me, too?"
Dr. Ken
"No one punts back to Dr. Park."
Dr. Ken
"Here. Oh, you want to second-guess my work?"
Dr. Ken
"No, 'cause I actually trust your competence."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I'm gonna go get a jump on my lonely future."
Dr. Ken
"I'll give making friends another shot in adulthood."
Dr. Ken
"Dave, wait."
Dr. Ken
"Let me tell you the story of an ancient Korean emperor."
Dr. Ken
"He was scared to rule his people..."
Dr. Ken
"afraid they wouldn't like him,"
Dr. Ken
"until a wise man gave him a feather from a magic barn owl."
Dr. Ken
"This feather brings confidence, and the young emperor"
Dr. Ken
"And I'm supposed to believe barn owls are magical?"
Dr. Ken
"They are in "Harry Potter.""
Dr. Ken
"Uh, Hedwig's an arctic snow owl."
Dr. Ken
"If you can't retain your Rowling,"
Dr. Ken
"at least keep up with basic ornithology."
Dr. Ken
"Fine. You don't believe me?"
Dr. Ken
"Have fun staring out a window all day, like bored cat."
Dr. Ken
"Maybe I could use one of those feathers."
Dr. Ken
"Hard to find... very rare."
Dr. Ken
"But... you are in luck."
Dr. Ken
"I brought this all the way from Korea..."
Dr. Ken
"given to me by my grandfather."
Dr. Ken
"Here."
Dr. Ken
"Is that feather the secret to your confidence?"
Dr. Ken
"No! I'm confident because I'm awesome!"
Dr. Ken
"And I spot that beautiful girl across the restaurant."
Dr. Ken
"I tell the waiter, "I want to send her a drink.""
Dr. Ken
"But he accidently brought it to Damona."
Dr. Ken
"Well, imagine my disappointment."
Dr. Ken
"I thought it was from the hot bartender."
Dr. Ken
"Man, you guys are crazy!"
Dr. Ken
"Well. Eric."
Dr. Ken
"Any boyfriend of Damona's is a..."
Dr. Ken
"boyfriend of mine."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, nice meeting you all."
Dr. Ken
"Uh, hey, you know what, Eric?"
Dr. Ken
"I have a special someone, too."
Dr. Ken
"Her name is Cheryl."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, she's a... she's a... a Mesan,"
Dr. Ken
"That would make her existence seem less plausible."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, she is great, Eric."
Dr. Ken
"She is great, yes. You know what?"
Dr. Ken
"Maybe the four of us should go out some time... for tapas."
Dr. Ken
"That's Cheryl's..."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. Sounds good."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, yeah, good, good. You know what?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"You're... you're gonna shoot her some dates?"
Dr. Ken
"Pat! What is your endgame here?"
Dr. Ken
"I don't know what I'm doing!"
Dr. Ken
"The wheels have come off the fake-girlfriend dangle!"
Dr. Ken
"It's from my girlfriend, Cheryl! She collects spoons!"
Dr. Ken
"Excuse me, Dr. Park."
Dr. Ken
"to another psychiatrist?"
Dr. Ken
"a very good man who respects my judgment."
Dr. Ken
"Well, if he respects your judgment,"
Dr. Ken
"that tells me a lot about his judgment."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Dr. Park, it is one thing to mess with me,"
Dr. Ken
"but you do not mess with taekwondo champion"
Dr. Ken
"Evan Mendlove."
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Park, maybe we should take this somewhere private."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, I'm... I'm really mad at you right now,"
Dr. Ken
"but, you know, I think I could get there."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah."
Dr. Ken
"In my first week..."
Dr. Ken
"In my first week working at the place where you work,"
Dr. Ken
"is it too much for you to show me a little respect?"
Dr. Ken
"Respect?! What about you?"
Dr. Ken
"Just yesterday, you told me"
Dr. Ken
"in front of my esteemed colleagues and Pat"
Dr. Ken
"Nobody's ever said that to me before."
Dr. Ken
"Sure, I've been called difficult,"
Dr. Ken
"an easy cry, a fussy eater,"
Dr. Ken
"but no one's ever questioned my judgment as a doctor."
Dr. Ken
"- What about me? - You'll eat anything!"
Dr. Ken
"I mean, what about you questioning my judgment?"
Dr. Ken
"Don't I deserve the same respect?"
Dr. Ken
"Look, admit it..."
Dr. Ken
"You're treating me differently because I'm your husband."
Dr. Ken
"Would you have told any other doctor to "dig deeper"?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, if any other doctor called me "sweetie""
Dr. Ken
"and made a game-show buzzer at me,"
Dr. Ken
"I would have punched them in the throat."
Dr. Ken
"That's right. How's that taste?"
Dr. Ken
"So, uh, Mr. Davis is back,"
Dr. Ken
"and he's just a teensy bit curious"
Dr. Ken
"Good. Good. I'm gonna see him right now."
Dr. Ken
"And I'm gonna prove I'm right."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no!"
Dr. Ken
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