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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken and Allison Share a Patient (S02E02)

"I'm gonna prove I'm right,"
Dr. Ken
"and then I'm gonna shove your smug face in it."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Pat. You got a minute?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah. What can I do for you?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, I just wanted to remind you I'm taking off Friday."
Dr. Ken
"Eric and I are going up to Santa Barbara."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, bring back some restaurant recommends"
Dr. Ken
"She loves tapas."
Dr. Ken
"I've mentioned that twice"
Dr. Ken
"in case you're clocking my consistency."
Dr. Ken
"There is no Cheryl, is there?"
Dr. Ken
"What?"
Dr. Ken
"That's crazy."
Dr. Ken
"Well, if there isn't, I'd sure like to know"
Dr. Ken
"who I just gave my Netflix password to."
Dr. Ken
"All right, there's no Cheryl."
Dr. Ken
"What gave me away?"
Dr. Ken
"Well... all that saying that she's real"
Dr. Ken
"Why would you do this?"
Dr. Ken
"I was trying to make you jealous."
Dr. Ken
"I know... just friends with benefits."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, and don't get me wrong... I was loving those benefits."
Dr. Ken
"- But... - Me too."
Dr. Ken
"Well... I just didn't expect the "friends" part"
Dr. Ken
"to be my favorite."
Dr. Ken
"that was... it was nice, and I..."
Dr. Ken
"I just found myself wanting more of that."
Dr. Ken
"Well, you could have said something."
Dr. Ken
"You're good for one thing and one thing only.""
Dr. Ken
"The friends part, you still got that."
Dr. Ken
"That never went away."
Dr. Ken
"Really?"
Dr. Ken
"I like you."
Dr. Ken
"And not just for the one thing."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, that makes sense."
Dr. Ken
"I'm not really very good at that one thing."
Dr. Ken
"So, uh..."
Dr. Ken
"we could be friends with no weirdness?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, if you stop making people up."
Dr. Ken
"- I'll try. - Okay."
Dr. Ken
"All right, and as my first act of friendship,"
Dr. Ken
"I'd like to hear all about this Eric fella."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, okay. Well, Eric is one of..."
Dr. Ken
"I'm gonna have to stop you right there."
Dr. Ken
"I really thought I was ready, but I'm not."
Dr. Ken
"I'm very curious as to what's wrong with me."
Dr. Ken
"Your exam checks out."
Dr. Ken
"So it's clear to me"
Dr. Ken
"there's nothing wrong with you physically."
Dr. Ken
"Punt!"
Dr. Ken
"That's a physical injury, if I'm not mistaken."
Dr. Ken
"Broken legs are sad."
Dr. Ken
"Hopping around, all your friends calling you "Limpy.""
Dr. Ken
"Nobody called me that."
Dr. Ken
"Oh. No friends? No wonder why you're so blue."
Dr. Ken
"Punt-mate!"
Dr. Ken
"Check!"
Dr. Ken
"Is everything okay with you two?"
Dr. Ken
"Where do I begin?"
Dr. Ken
"Number 1..."
Dr. Ken
"My leg healed two years ago."
Dr. Ken
"I-I don't even know why I'm still taking those supplements."
Dr. Ken
"What kind of supplements?"
Dr. Ken
"My orthopedist has me taking"
Dr. Ken
"multivitamins and antacids every day,"
Dr. Ken
"which hasn't helped one bit with my stomach pain."
Dr. Ken
"Stomach pain?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, you didn't mention that when I examined you."
Dr. Ken
"I didn't want to sound like a whiner."
Dr. Ken
"This changes everything."
Dr. Ken
"Yes!"
Dr. Ken
"And it's an actual consult, not sex."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, he's been taking antacids, which is..."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, and he's complaining about stomach pain."
Dr. Ken
"I remember this from med school..."
Dr. Ken
"abdominal pain plus depression-like symptoms."
Dr. Ken
"Stones, groans, abdominal moans means..."
Dr. Ken
"Oh! We did it!"
Dr. Ken
"I've never been so excited"
Dr. Ken
"about excess calcium in somebody's blood!"
Dr. Ken
"So he's just got to lay off the antacids."
Dr. Ken
"Exactly. He'll be fine."
Dr. Ken
"And, uh..."
Dr. Ken
"We're fine, too."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, we've been married so long"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, I was gonna say the patient withheld information,"
Dr. Ken
"but that was really mature of you."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I couldn't have been that mature"
Dr. Ken
"without somebody there to notice it."
Dr. Ken
"Actually, that doesn't really..."
Dr. Ken
"You know what? I'll allow it."
Dr. Ken
"Grandpa, your magic feather worked!"
Dr. Ken
"I made so many friends today."
Dr. Ken
"Hey! Good for you."
Dr. Ken
"Toby even invited me to his birthday party Saturday."
Dr. Ken
"Do you think I'll be asked to speak?"
Dr. Ken
"I should probably prepare something just in case."
Dr. Ken
"You know, I Googled the Korean legend of the magic feather."
Dr. Ken
"Nothing came up."
Dr. Ken
"Of course not."
Dr. Ken
"I stole feather idea from the movie "Dumbo.""
Dr. Ken
"Circus mouse give Dumbo feather"
Dr. Ken
"That tracks."
Dr. Ken
"But what happens if Dave loses that feather?"
Dr. Ken
"Doesn't matter... once the elephant has confidence,"
Dr. Ken
"he can fly without feather."
Dr. Ken
"Pretty smart how you built him up like that."
Dr. Ken
"Guys, help me! I can't find my magic pen!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my God!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my God!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, here it is."
Dr. Ken
"An emperor once used this, you know."
Dr. Ken
"just like Mulder and Scully, solving medical mysteries."
Dr. Ken
"Ran out of eggs."
Dr. Ken
"You get apple."
Dr. Ken
"Thank you, Clark."
Dr. Ken
"Dude!"
Dr. Ken
"You know, friends with benefits bumping uglies."
Dr. Ken
"You are very wise."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, yeah, look what she sent me."
Dr. Ken
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