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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken and Allison Share a Patient (S02E02)

"I'm on break. I'm available to call him in 15."
Dr. Ken
"He now complains of fatigue and lethargy."
Dr. Ken
"physical exam normal."
Dr. Ken
"Checked for thyroid and anemia... also normal."
Dr. Ken
"So medically speaking..."
Dr. Ken
""I'm Mr. Davis, and I'm sad.""
Dr. Ken
"I'll give him a full psych evaluation."
Dr. Ken
"Ehh, it's a pretty straightforward case."
Dr. Ken
"Just sling some pep pills at old Weepy Macgillicuddy"
Dr. Ken
"and ship him off to Happyville."
Dr. Ken
"And when you're done with that,"
Dr. Ken
"maybe you and I can rendezvous for a consult."
Dr. Ken
"Humpy time? Humpy consult?"
Dr. Ken
"People, I have a very personal announcement"
Dr. Ken
"regarding my dating life."
Dr. Ken
"I'm out."
Dr. Ken
"Pretty sure it doesn't!"
Dr. Ken
"Anyway, I met the most amazing woman over the weekend..."
Dr. Ken
"Cheryl."
Dr. Ken
"We had brunch yesterday,"
Dr. Ken
"and our date only just ended moments ago."
Dr. Ken
"I trust you get the inference."
Dr. Ken
"I think we do."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, totally."
Dr. Ken
"I slept with her."
Dr. Ken
"Dear... dear Damona."
Dr. Ken
"I imagine my fresh adventure with Cheryl"
Dr. Ken
"can't help but affect what we've had going"
Dr. Ken
"for the last three months."
Dr. Ken
"That's okay."
Dr. Ken
"I'm talking about our frequent nights"
Dr. Ken
"of torrid, if noncommittal, lovemaking."
Dr. Ken
"Pat, I-I'm... I'm fine, because..."
Dr. Ken
"I met someone, too."
Dr. Ken
"- Really? - Yeah."
Dr. Ken
"His name is Eric,"
Dr. Ken
"and we've been seeing each other for a couple weeks now."
Dr. Ken
"And I didn't tell you 'cause I didn't know how you'd feel."
Dr. Ken
"I feel great!"
Dr. Ken
"And Cheryl... oh, Cheryl... Cheryl is..."
Dr. Ken
"She's great."
Dr. Ken
"The only thing that isn't great is my aching sacrum"
Dr. Ken
"from all the bouncy-bouncy."
Dr. Ken
"I trust you get the inference."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Pat."
Dr. Ken
"I have the authorization forms for those CAT scans."
Dr. Ken
"All right. CAT scans."
Dr. Ken
"that could look inside a man and see his heart."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, that's literally what a CAT scan does."
Dr. Ken
"Anyhoo, good news about you and Damona"
Dr. Ken
"both finding other people."
Dr. Ken
"That sure worked out."
Dr. Ken
"Well, it would have if only my Cheryl was real."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, that's right... I made her up."
Dr. Ken
"You... invented a woman,"
Dr. Ken
"Clark, I feel I can confide in you"
Dr. Ken
"because you're wholly dependent upon me for your livelihood."
Dr. Ken
"Things between me and Damona had settled into a malaise."
Dr. Ken
"Not an inference if you just say stuff."
Dr. Ken
"But I found myself wanting something deeper with Damona."
Dr. Ken
"And did you tell her the truth?"
Dr. Ken
"The truth."
Dr. Ken
"What is the truth?"
Dr. Ken
"Stuff that's true?"
Dr. Ken
"Look, you don't roll the dice with the truth"
Dr. Ken
"That's why I cooked up this fake-girlfriend dangle."
Dr. Ken
"I figured that Damona would react"
Dr. Ken
"by wanting to take our fling to the next level,"
Dr. Ken
"but instead, she got a new boyfriend."
Dr. Ken
"And I'm stuck with a fake girlfriend"
Dr. Ken
"and real dinner plans."
Dr. Ken
"You actually made dinner plans?"
Dr. Ken
"You got to sell it, Clark!"
Dr. Ken
"I am committed to this fake relationship."
Dr. Ken
"If only you had been this committed"
Dr. Ken
"to the real relationship."
Dr. Ken
"Huh."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Grandpa."
Dr. Ken
"Hey. How was first day of school?"
Dr. Ken
"Make any new friends?"
Dr. Ken
"No, none of the other kids talked to me."
Dr. Ken
"But I've made some inroads with the library staff."
Dr. Ken
"I joke with them, they shush me."
Dr. Ken
"We go 'round and 'round."
Dr. Ken
"You need friends your own age."
Dr. Ken
"If people don't get Dave, it's on them."
Dr. Ken
"I say let Dave do Dave."
Dr. Ken
"No! Dave done Dave long enough!"
Dr. Ken
"just to please others?"
Dr. Ken
"Now you're talking!"
Dr. Ken
"It's very important to be liked."
Dr. Ken
"from trying too hard to be popular."
Dr. Ken
"Of course."
Dr. Ken
"Boys should be popular, girls best not popular."
Dr. Ken
"It's called double standard."
Dr. Ken
"Your new school, huh?"
Dr. Ken
"You have a chance to reinvent yourself."
Dr. Ken
"Dave, you do not have to..."
Dr. Ken
"Tell me more."
Dr. Ken
"Trust me... it works."
Dr. Ken
"Now, I wasn't always like this."
Dr. Ken
"Back in Korea, I was gruff and serious."
Dr. Ken
"When I came to America, I became funny guy!"
Dr. Ken
"So, how's it going with that new fella of yours?"
Dr. Ken
"Jeremiah, was it?"
Dr. Ken
"- Eric. - Hm."
Dr. Ken
"How's Cheryl?"
Dr. Ken
"Devoted."
Dr. Ken
"A festive fruit bouquet."
Dr. Ken
"Because the only thing sweeter than pineapple"
Dr. Ken
"is a real relationship with a real person."
Dr. Ken
"Wouldn't you say?"
Dr. Ken
"Mmm!"
Dr. Ken
"Room-temperature fruit."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Ken, you got a sec?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, what up, Doc?"
Dr. Ken
"Ah. Hey."
Dr. Ken
"I had some thoughts about Mr. Davis."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, yeah... sad sack."
Dr. Ken
"Drugs, not hugs."
Dr. Ken
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