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Clips from Kick Ass 2 (2013)

"- You really think he got a shot? - I wouldn't take his money if I didn't."
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"MMA is like chess, it's all about the moves."
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"And your boy really knows his stuff."
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"- Are you alright? - I'm cool."
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"Good jab! Nice jab, buddy!"
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"Shit! Oh, you broke my leg!"
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"- Come on. Do something. - Let's take a break."
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"Yeah, let's take a break, guys! Come on."
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"Street rules, bitch!"
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"- Get off me, I was winning! - No, you were crying."
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"You know what? Screw this."
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"Hey, you wanna work for me, huh?"
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"You wanna beat people up for me?"
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"- Sure. - Alright!"
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"I don't give a shit! I want you to put the word out."
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"- Come on, let's just talk about it first. - The money talks."
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"You wanted me to be my own man. This is what it looks like."
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"Yes! Anybody else who wanna be a supervillain?"
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"I promise I'll pay better than Chuck Little Dick Liddell!"
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"I've been studying privately with Coach Podell."
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"- At least as an alternate. - You did that for me?"
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"If Brooke wants a pet, she should just get a dog."
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"She's just trying to recreate Mindy in her own image."
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"Mindy Macready."
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"Chill."
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"- Oh my God! You'd totally make captain. - So much better than Brooke's."
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"standing around in homemade costumes,"
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"searching the web for unsolved crimes?"
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"The comic book heroes all have billion-dollar bases"
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"- Scales, like red, white and blue. - Ist's awesome!"
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"- Brick. - Alright."
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"...deserves a visit from Eisenhower."
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"It's fun!"
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"You wanna hit with open palm!"
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"Open palm!"
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"I never made varsity football, or got cast in the school play."
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"be warned, mugger, heads up, perv!"
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"We got the strength, we got the nerve,"
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"to give those in need, what they deserve!"
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"It didn't matter that no one else knew. We knew."
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"You showed us that every man can make a difference."
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"That's from the heart. Don't let it go to your head."
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"So..."
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"I'm not really that tired."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"First big mission is tonight. And it's not community service."
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"We're taking out some real bad guys."
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"- Come on, can't your team handle it? - They're not you, Mindy."
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"Remembering Tommy owns a dry fruit business"
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"- and Night Bitch teaches ballet. - Night Bitch?"
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"What is she, a superhero or a softcore porno?"
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"Maybe a little bit of both."
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"Oh, God! You're frogging her?"
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"I'm gonna vom."
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"Hey, you're like a ninja."
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"Can't you just sneak out? After Marcus goes to sleep?"
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"You don't get it, Dave."
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"I made a promise to Marcus."
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"So break it. You're a superhero, remember?"
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"but if you really think I'd ever break my word,"
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"you obviously have no idea of who I am."
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"I know Hit-Girl couldn't give a shit about what high school girls are into."
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"- Me? - Yeah."
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"Yeah! Sure, umm..."
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"My name is, umm, Simon."
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"Great, um, Simon."
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"It's a date."
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"- Mindy! I'm sorry. - Is there a problem, Mind?"
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"Good. 'Cause I don't like problems."
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"Dave, you've been sneaking out at night?"
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"Miss Napier's crazy, dad. She tried to teach her dog Spanish."
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"Are you on drugs?"
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"Seriously?"
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"I gotta ask. You're my best bud and you're growing up so fast."
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"Promise me you're not doing anything foolish?"
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"Yeah, I promise."
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"Good enough for me, pal."
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"You're too smart to do anything stupid."
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"Justice Forever!"
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"What a looser."
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"Dude, how badass is Colonel Stars and Stripes?"
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"- Shut up! - Yeah!"
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"Let's hope he can handle tonight."
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"Hey, where's the rest of the team?"
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"Dr. Gravity has the flu and Remembering Tommy got Book of Mormon tickets, so..."
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"That's okay."
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"- Boneheads in blue take a blind eye. - How do you know he's here tonight?"
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"Because Thursday night is poker night."
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"Same five lowlifes every week. They're not even hard to find."
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"- So what's the plan? Are we sneaking in? - I thought we'd knock."
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"Stay frosty, team."
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"I used to eat punks like this for breakfast."
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"Did you say that we're going up against five gangsters?"
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"The bouncer makes six."
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"- And three quarters. - What the fuck do you want?"
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"Get the fuck out of here before I tear your head off, you old fuck."
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"- I'm sorry. - I think we're in trouble."
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"I just don't understand why people feel the need to use that kind of language."
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"Oh, sweet Jesus."
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"What did I tell you about taking the Lord's name in vain?"
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"Sorry, sir."
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"Eisenhower, at the ready."
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"Oh... and try to have fun."
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"Where are you going?"
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"Night Bitch! Behind you!"
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"I got his right arm."
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"Come on!"
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"Who the hell are you?"
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"You want me to solve that for you?"
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"Okay. The girls are upstairs in the apartments."
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"My little brother, he's only a kid. He's just a college kid."
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"- It hurts! - Yeah, there's a dog on your balls."
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"You want money? There's fifty grand in the table."
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"Please, just make him stop! Please!"
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"To all the other bottom-dwellers."
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"C'mon. There's a van waiting outside from the women's shelter."
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"It'll take you someplace safe."
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"Go! Go!"
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"Wait, we can't leave. We have no money."
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"I'd say fifty grand."
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