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Clips from Kick Ass 2 (2013)

"Good job, guys."
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"I'll let you in on a little secret."
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"Pardon my language, Colonel, but you have got some serious balls."
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"There's a dog on my balls!"
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"Some douche just posted a link to a story about a whorehouse."
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"Says that Kick-Ass' team took them out."
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"- What the hell, where's my crew? - Chris, everybody's just..."
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"Could you ladies excuse us for a second?"
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"No, they're my sidekicks, they can listen to what we have to..."
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"They're not your sidekicks, Chris. They're prostitutes and witnesses. Come on."
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"Alright. Sorry. No offense."
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"- But he's in prison. - Doesn't matter. He runs the family now."
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"And he wants everybody to lay low."
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"But fortunately for you, Big Tony doesn't know how to lay low so he's here."
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"I don't remember a Big Tony. Is he huge?"
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"- He's little, and he kills. - Right."
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"Who's next?"
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"Alright. We got an ex-Triad member, looking for work."
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"Alright, we got a Katryna Dubrovsky."
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"- Wait, wait, wait, a chick? - Yeah."
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"Former KGB. She was locked up in the gulag until she ate her cellmate."
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"Shit. Javier, thank you."
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"I couldn't do this without you."
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"You're pretty much like the only real family I have left."
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"Not a problem, man. I got your back."
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"It's kinda like you're the Alfred to my evil Bruce Wayne."
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"Shit. My bad."
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"The reality of being a superhero, is lots of patrols."
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"With all our new members, it seemed kinda shitty not to ask Todd."
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"Check, it, out!"
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"You can't fight crime in that."
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"You're pants are so tight, you got frog eye."
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"- What the hell's frog eye? - Male cameltoe."
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"I'm not really sure about these names you've come up with, either."
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"Let me translate that: you can't just copy Dave's name, you nobgobbler!"
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"Okay, umm..."
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"Oh, wait."
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"Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it."
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"Ass-kicker."
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"- Seriously? - You're such a dick, Marty."
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"Well, you could've fooled me, Ass-licker."
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"You know what, screw you guys."
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"- Todd. - No, really."
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"Fuck you guys. I'm gonna form my own team."
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"Todd was right. We are being dicks."
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"Okay, Mind, he's here."
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"Like the first time Big Daddy sent me into a crack den with nothing but a pen knife?"
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"I've got some butterflies."
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"You just be yourself and you let me be nervous."
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"Don't worry about me."
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"I can kill a man with his own finger."
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"A word of advice: I wouldn't open with that."
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"Thanks for letting me finally take you out."
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"How else was I gonna get you to stop calling?"
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"- Where are we going? - To a party."
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"Why is this party in the middle of nowhere?"
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"- This is where you dump a dead body. - What's your problem?"
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"You actually seem like a nice guy."
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"So, umm..."
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"You wanna hook up?"
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"I'm not a total idiot."
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"Simon, get back in the car."
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"Yay! You made it."
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"- Brooke? - This, is to celebrate you."
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"Celebrate?"
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"What a total loser you are. And..."
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"We ditch losers."
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"Poor Mindy. What did you think?"
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"Where you'd sip your first beer and, finally suck face for the first time?"
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"Fuck with the queen bee and, you're gonna get stung."
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"Party at my house!"
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"Simon... You can drive us."
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"Dave?"
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"It's just..."
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"I needed to see my Robin, I guess."
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"Those girls, they're..."
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"They're evil."
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"You should be out there in the real world."
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"This is your life. You got to live it."
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"I'm so embarrassed."
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"Why? You're smart, you're beautiful, you're funny."
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"That's who you really are."
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"- No, definitely not. - I'm fucking with you."
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"By being yourself."
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"Sex tape."
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"It's a gift. From some drug dealer who went missing."
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"Just because you dress like us, doesn't mean that you can be like one of us."
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"I'm a superhero. That's who I am."
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"Okay, Captain Muffin-muncher. Have fun playing make-believe."
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"This, is all make- believe, Brooke."
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"The reality is, you're an evil bitch."
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"Who's just as bad as the worst criminal scum."
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"You wanna get real, Mindy? In the real world, I win."
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"My life is gonna rock. And yours is gonna suck."
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"'Cause the only thing that's gonna ruin my day"
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"is looking at your face one more second."
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"What's that? A ghetto cellphone?"
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"Gonna call for help with a comeback?"
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"Actually, my daddy bought this from a disgruntled darpo employee."
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"It emits a pulse that creates spontaneous nausea and diarrhea."
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"Well, either your dad got ripped off,"
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"or you're back in make-believe land, sweetheart."
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"Because we feel fabulous."
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"Not for long."
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"You home? Dad?"
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"Is this what you've been up to while I'm out"
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"working nights saving for your college? You've been,"
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"dressing up and fighting people? There is blood on these stick-things."
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"I was looking for drugs. I was worried about you."
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"- Okay, well now you can stop. - No. Now I'm even more worried."
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"- Some people do a lot worse. - Oh, the people you hang out with?"
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"There is no such thing, Dave. This is the real world, with real consequences."
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"- When are you gonna grow up? - If it means turning into you, never."
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"Why? So you'd look like someone else?"
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"Maybe get a few more years of doing nothing?"
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"Your life has no meaning, dad. When you're gone, who's gonna notice?"
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"Where the hell are you going?"
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"Oh, I'm leaving. That's what you do when you grow up."
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"Did he say why he wanted to see me?"
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