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Clips from Kick Ass 2 (2013)

"- That's not my name. - I'm not calling you that, forget it."
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"Javier, you worked for my Dad."
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"Then you worked for my Mom. Now, you work for me."
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"Yo, Kick-Ass!"
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"- Man, am I glad to see you. - Is there anything I can do to help, sir?"
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"Yeah, I was hoping you can help me get a million hits on YouTube!"
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"Come on. Come on!"
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"Jersey Shore, motherfucker!"
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"That is not a fair fight."
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"Beware Dr. Gravity!"
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"You have to admire the Doctor's enthusiasm."
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"I couldn't wait to meet his friends."
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"Hands in the air, spud roll."
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"Empty the register and don't do anything stupid."
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"Come on! Hey, where are your security cameras?"
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"- How is this gonna go viral? - You want to be filmed?"
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"Shut up and just get on the ground!"
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"What's wrong with you, boy?"
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"Get on the floor too, Gandalf, or I will bust a cap in your ass!"
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"You're gonna bust your own face when that gun kicks if you don't hold it properly."
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"Just, get on the ground!"
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"That was amazing! I feel so alive!"
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"I know who I am, I know why I'm here."
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"I'm gonna fuck, this world, up! They will know The Motherfucker's name!"
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"You got to find me some badass MMA types to train me, okay?"
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"Like a, like a Chuck Liddell, or whoever."
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"I just wanna be able to kill Kick-Ass with my bare hands."
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"I gotta Tweet about this."
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"Alright, you ready?"
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"- I don't know. Am I? - Yes, you are. You look great."
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"And Barbara's daughter, Brooke, is really nice."
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"What am I supposed to talk to them about?"
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"I'd rather be waterboarded than listen to Justin Bieber."
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"You're gonna need a bigger jar."
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"Pretty cool, huh? This is how the beer gets delivered."
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"Dude, you got a secret elevator through underground headquarters."
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"Yeah, the guy I told you about owns this place."
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"- Just like a real-life Batcave. - I know, right?"
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"Welcome to Justice Forever."
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"Hi, Detective Williams! This must be Mindy."
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"It is. Hi, Brooke."
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"So, you girls have some fun, and I'll pick you up in the morning, okay?"
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"No, you're gonna be the one that gets the awesome manicure."
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"- I am? - Hm-hmm. Oh, yeah."
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"I know you. You're that freshman who took a ride on Dave Lizewski's disco stick."
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"I did not ride his..."
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"If you just blew him. You're totes a virgin, right?"
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"- She didn't blow him. Look at her. - Then what? Rimjob? Handjob? Fingerbang?"
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"Sweet Ryan Seacrest. You at least kissed him, right?"
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"You've never kissed a boy, have you?"
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"- Oh, my God, that is so adorbs. - Maybe, she's a dyke."
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"- Oh, she's super-bitchy, I likes! - What's the big deal, anyway?"
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"What could be so great about gagging on some douchebag's tongue?"
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"You know how you feel when you watch that video by Union J?"
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"Holy shit, you don't know?"
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"You guys love this shit like the fanboys love Stan Lee, don't you?"
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"- What the fuck was that? - I know, right? I'm soaked."
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"That is who you are, Mindy. You may not dress like us, or talk like us,"
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"but when it comes to boys, we're all the same."
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"Twilight, Channing Tatum, Union J. It's biology, bitch."
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"Don't fight it."
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"I gotta go."
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"But we were gonna go get high on bath salts at Logan's house."
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"Mindy, I wanna give you a chance that, the rest of the girls in our class would kill for."
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"Don't you wanna walk out the door everyday in skin-tight clothes,"
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"knowing that everyone worships you?"
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"Don't you wanna sneak out at night, raise a little hell and show the world what"
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"a strong, independent woman is capable of?"
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"Don't you wanna belong?"
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"- Can I wear this to Logan's? - Yay! It's gonna be so much fun."
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"And even set up a, y'know, a thing, on the internet for people to help us find Tommy."
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"and we've been doing this 3 nights a week."
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"Colonel Stars and Stripes found us online."
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"That's terrible, guys. I'm really sorry."
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"I became Night Bitch after my sister was murdered and found in a dumpster."
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"Doesn't bring her back, but at least I'm doing something positive about it."
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"- Insect Man? - Yeah. I'm..."
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"I've been bullied my whole life for being gay."
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"That's why I don't wear a mask."
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"Too much like being back in the closet."
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"- Fist bump. - Thank you, thank you, sir."
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"Well, I became Battle Guy after my parents were"
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"Did I tell you guys that that sick bastard"
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"maxed out their credit cards on porno sites?"
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"Oh, my God, Marty?"
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"Yeah, I know I recognized your voice."
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"No, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about."
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"- Hey, asshole, it's me. Dave. - Dave?"
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"- Why are you dressed like Kick-Ass? - Because, I'm Kick-Ass!"
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"- You two know each other? - Yeah, like, since we were five."
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"What's all this bullshit about your parents getting killed?"
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"I'm trying to figure out how to explain this without"
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"Yeah, I'm not sure that's possible, Batman."
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"Okay, well, when I found you guys online,"
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"you were all swapping these awesome origin stories."
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"Yo!"
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"- Don't take the Lord's name in vain. - I'm sorry."
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"I just, I didn't think you guys would let me"
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"All right. We'll let you off the hook this time, Battle Guy."
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"Which means nobody knew about it."
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"I know it's not much, but this is just the beginning."
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"If you'd consider it, Kick-Ass, we'd be honored to have you join us."
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"Hell, yeah!"
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"Alright! Time for initiation. Turn around and I'll unzip ya."
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"I'm sorry, what?"
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"There you are. We saved you a seat in the caf, but you never showed."
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"Yeah, I usually head over to the Olive Garden to carb-load."
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"I haven't had white sugar since my first birthday."
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"Come on. The best way to tighten up a tummy is the varsity dance team."
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"The signing sheet just went up."
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"It's still blowing my mind, Kick-Ass."
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"- Nothing? - Yeah, Todd, nothing."
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"All right, see you around, guys."
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"- Watch it! - Watch me end your life!"
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"C'mon, forget it. He's just one of those dickheads"
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"that follows The Motherfucker on Twitter."
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"Who?"
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"What an asshole."
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"Get some!"
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"You got this, Motherfucker!"
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