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Clips from Kick Ass 2 (2013)

"with some boy and I lost you guys over the bridge."
Kick Ass 2 (2013)
"So now you wanna tell me where you really were today?"
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"Cut the waterworks, Mind. You're fifteen, not five."
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"Okay."
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"Look, he asked me to cut class and go to the mall. So, yeah. Yeah, I did."
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"This has nothing to do with you being Hit-Girl?"
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"No. I just wanted him to like me, okay?"
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"Sweetie, you know skipping school is not a way to get boys to like you."
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"- I'm so stupid. - Hey, hey..."
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"- Why, you mean I'm not grounded? - Well, just, consider this a warning."
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"Hey, you sure you wanna give all your mom's things away?"
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"What the hell am I supposed to do with all her stuff?"
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"Dude, she's dead! Don't talk about her tits!"
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"Why don't you keep them?"
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"- You sure? - Yeah. I mean they belong to you, right?"
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"Come on, Chris. You're your own man now."
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"- Just, just be careful, alright? - Yeah."
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"Whoa!"
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"- Definitely, definitely, don't wanna keep those! - No, no, I'll take care of it!"
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"Take the day off. Later!"
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"- Hey. - So..."
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"- What am I supposed to do with these? - Put them on, and, uh, go fishing."
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"- I'm the whitest pimp ever. - That's the idea!"
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"Are you sure I should be doing this without my gear?"
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"That's the point. Kick-Ass isn't a costume. Kick-Ass is who you really are."
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"Dave Lizewski is the mask."
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"Hey, queer bait."
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"Tell him you're on your way to fuck his mother with a Tobin strap-on."
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"I'm just taking a walk."
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"Who are you talking to, man?"
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"I'm just trying a call. There's, no, uh, service around here?"
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"Come on."
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"You ready to die, faggot?"
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"If I ever catch you robbing again, shitburger,"
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"I'mma go Saudi Arabia on your ass and cut your hand off."
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"Promise me you're done with the life of crime?"
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"I promise."
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"Pants on fire."
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"- What did you think? - I think you almost got me killed!"
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"No, what did you think of my line?"
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"Female suspect fleeing Flatbush."
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"Under five feet, masked, armed with nunchucks and a sword."
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"- Hey, Mind. - Hey, Marcus, what's up?"
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"I see you answered your phone. That means you're not in school."
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"I was, but I wasn't feeling so good. And so, the nurse decided to send me home."
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"Well, I'm almost home. I'll make you some soup and we can watch Jeopardy."
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"Shit!"
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"You got my soup?"
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"Let me take your temperature first."
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"- You're really clammy. - I'll feel better after a nap-nap."
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"Damn it, Mindy. I can't do this anymore."
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"Your father was like a brother to me. He was a great cop and a hero."
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"But Big Daddy, that was not your father, okay?"
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"And this..."
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"You are Mindy Macready."
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"You're just starting high school."
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"I understand that you don't know who that person is, yet, but you will."
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"I don't want to..."
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"Yeah, well, I've done more in my 15 years than most adults have in their lifetime."
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"That note that your father gave you,"
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"the one you were supposed to open if anything ever happened to him."
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"What did it say?"
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"And that you were supposed to listen to me, right?"
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"Well, listen up. I want you in school,"
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"I want you to stop talking to that boy"
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"Cross my heart."
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"Hope to die."
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"Mindy. What the hell?"
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"Dave, I'm sorry."
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"I mean, apologetic isn't a word I'd use to describe you."
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"How many times do I have to say it?"
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"You gotta ease up, I think I might've broken a rib."
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"Dave, I'm done..."
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"Wait, you mean everything?"
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"You can't just quit, this is who you are."
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"Not anymore, Dave."
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"Just leave me alone."
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"Would you stop apologizing!?"
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"I don't know what's worse."
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"That you're fucking a ninth-grader or that you just got dumped by one?"
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"Pedophile freak!"
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"- It's not like that! - What is it like? Please, tell me."
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"I can't. It's to do with the Kick-Ass thing."
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"I've got a secret for you."
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"Dude who volunteers at your needle exchange?"
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"- No. - Yeah."
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"- And by baton, I mean penis. - Yeah, I got that, thanks."
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"15 ditching 20, pervert."
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"What's the problem? Grass in the field, play ball, right?"
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"No, Todd."
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"Chris, your tutor's here. Chris!"
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"Chris, your tu..."
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"Holy shit!"
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"What the hell is that?"
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"My Destiny."
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"Chris, just, just 'cause your Mom like to get a little freaky, now..."
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"I know what my role is in this, Javier..."
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"My dad was a crime boss, so it just makes sense..."
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"I'm a supervillain. It's evolution."
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"Come on, c'mon, just put those things down before you hurt somebody, Chris."
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"- Nah, that's my name. - Okay, okay, uhh, Red, Red Mist..."
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"The Motherfucker."
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"After Mindy quit, I decided to stop hitting"
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"- Hey, Kick-Ass! Welcome back! - Yeah!"
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"You're the best, man!"
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"Only problem? I was still on my own."
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"So I went online and found a Physics professor calling himself Dr. Gravity."
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"This is the Zero-G device I invented."
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"- It can levitate any object up to a ton. - For real?"
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"Hell, no, man! This is a baseball bat wrapped in tin foil! But it fooled you!"
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"Hey, can I get a Diet Mountain Dew, please?"
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"I'm not even a Physics professor. Just a copyright I put,"
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"an ad thing, you see. But that's why I love this stuff."
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"- You done many team-ups before? - Kind of. Yeah. No, not really."
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"I was getting kinda nervous about being on my own."
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"Yeah, me too. I've never even been in a fight."
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"Hey, I printed a guy talking about forming a team if you're interested."
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"Are you kidding me? That's why I contacted you."
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"I didn't wanna freak you out by bringing it up too soon, y'know?"
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"I'll show you his profile after I hit the men's room."
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