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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Road Trip (S02E02)

I was just trying to help.

"I was just trying to help."

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Is that real syrup?

"Is that real syrup?"

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Right. Sorry.

"Right. Sorry."

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Disaster at hand.

"Disaster at hand."

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There's just no spark between us anymore.

"There's just no spark between us anymore."

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We have different interests.

"We have different interests."

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Jake, this is gonna be a disaster.

"Jake, this is gonna be a disaster."

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This is fine, all right? I'll figure it out.

"This is fine, all right? I'll figure it out."

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I made a reservation next thursday

"I made a reservation next thursday"

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I don't want to say the wrong thing

"I don't want to say the wrong thing"

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but now he's on his way,

"but now he's on his way,"

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All right, look, this is totally my fault,

"All right, look, this is totally my fault,"

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so I promise, I'll do everything I can to help.

"so I promise, I'll do everything I can to help."

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And my very naked girlfriend.

"And my very naked girlfriend."

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Wow.

"Wow."

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I'm gonna just head up there for a sec.

"I'm gonna just head up there for a sec."

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I heard he's claiming police brutality.

"I heard he's claiming police brutality."

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He's an idiot. I didn't touch him.

"He's an idiot. I didn't touch him."

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I can be very persuasive.

"I can be very persuasive."

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I just negotiated my baby girls down from a pony to a hamster.

"I just negotiated my baby girls down from a pony to a hamster."

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Little fools.

"Little fools."

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I don't need your help, because I am not sick.

"I don't need your help, because I am not sick."

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Gina, where is the cold medicine?

"Gina, where is the cold medicine?"

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To fight off the cold symptoms

"To fight off the cold symptoms"

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we got to go behind her back.

"we got to go behind her back."

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We definitely should go behind her back.

"We definitely should go behind her back."

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of where the germs are coming from.

"of where the germs are coming from."

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I know.

"I know."

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I thought it would be funny, but it's just really scary.

"I thought it would be funny, but it's just really scary."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Oh, no, they have their names written on the back.

"Oh, no, they have their names written on the back."

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I'm Meredith.

"I'm Meredith."

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Will you be my mother?

"Will you be my mother?"

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Oh, God.

"Oh, God."

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Oh, okay, look.

"Oh, okay, look."

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The dolls are gross, but I think once we bury them,

"The dolls are gross, but I think once we bury them,"

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this place could be kind of romantic.

"this place could be kind of romantic."

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But you know what would be even more romantic

"But you know what would be even more romantic"

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with two other people who have fallen out of love.

"with two other people who have fallen out of love."

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All right, don't be mad.

"All right, don't be mad."

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I invited Teddy up to surprise Amy,

"I invited Teddy up to surprise Amy,"

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and I feel like I let you and all of our demon children down.

"and I feel like I let you and all of our demon children down."

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Oh, it's okay.

"Oh, it's okay."

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really nice for a friend, and it blew up in your face

"really nice for a friend, and it blew up in your face"

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Yeah, well, for the record:

"Yeah, well, for the record:"

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Till then...

"Till then..."

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Let's make out? Great plan.

"Let's make out? Great plan."

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Eh.

"Eh."

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Puppets!

"Puppets!"

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is learning how to taste.

"is learning how to taste."

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This isn't burning man, Boyle.

"This isn't burning man, Boyle."

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Fine. It's a sharp Vermont Cabot.

"Fine. It's a sharp Vermont Cabot."

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Now describe what you taste.

"Now describe what you taste."

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And...

"And..."

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Okay. That's good.

"Okay. That's good."

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But try being more descriptive.

"But try being more descriptive."

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Why?

"Why?"

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they're cost-effective, and they're so simple,

"they're cost-effective, and they're so simple,"

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For example, my favorite meal

"For example, my favorite meal"

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is a simple roast chicken and potatoes.

"is a simple roast chicken and potatoes."

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It was the only dish my mother knew how to cook,

"It was the only dish my mother knew how to cook,"

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and when I eat it, I feel as though

"and when I eat it, I feel as though"

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What's your story behind a PB&J?

"What's your story behind a PB&J?"

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I want a sandwich.

"I want a sandwich."

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I eat the sandwich.

"I eat the sandwich."

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He's in the shower.

"He's in the shower."

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I said hi to him, we chatted for, like,

"I said hi to him, we chatted for, like,"

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a minute, and I almost blew it.

"a minute, and I almost blew it."

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to a romantic evening, and I panicked and yelled "l-o-l."

"to a romantic evening, and I panicked and yelled "l-o-l.""

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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we're gonna break up, and it's gonna be super messy.

"we're gonna break up, and it's gonna be super messy."

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Just calm down.

"Just calm down."

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We're gonna get you through this, okay?

"We're gonna get you through this, okay?"

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Here's the plan.

"Here's the plan."

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Whoo!

"Whoo!"

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Oh, Jericho. Safe word.

"Oh, Jericho. Safe word."

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I love that. Right?

"I love that. Right?"

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and say you want to go straight to bed.

"and say you want to go straight to bed."

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Me and you have to pick up the perp

"Me and you have to pick up the perp"

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super early in the morning, so you only have to

"super early in the morning, so you only have to"

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act normal around Teddy from the elevator to the room.

"act normal around Teddy from the elevator to the room."

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Do you think you can do that?

"Do you think you can do that?"

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Yes?

"Yes?"

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I can be normal."

"I can be normal.""

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I can be normal. There you go.

"I can be normal. There you go."

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I can totally be normal.

"I can totally be normal."

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Hey, everybody.

"Hey, everybody."

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Teddy in the house!

"Teddy in the house!"

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Thanks a lot for telling me to come up here.

"Thanks a lot for telling me to come up here."

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This place is really romantic.

"This place is really romantic."

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Mm-hmm.

"Mm-hmm."

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Uh, not that romantic, actually.

"Uh, not that romantic, actually."

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Yeah, oh, and there was a dead crow in our toilet.

"Yeah, oh, and there was a dead crow in our toilet."

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You should complain about that.

"You should complain about that."

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I'm gonna snuggle up next to that thing with you.

"I'm gonna snuggle up next to that thing with you."

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No, I don't want to do that.

"No, I don't want to do that."

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'Cause of the cancer risks.

"'Cause of the cancer risks."

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Most people don't know this,

"Most people don't know this,"

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but sitting by a fire is actually worse

"but sitting by a fire is actually worse"

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Ah, because of the germs.

"Ah, because of the germs."

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Fumes.

"Fumes."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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You know, when we first started dating, Amy and I found

"You know, when we first started dating, Amy and I found"

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this really nice B&B up in the Poconos.

"this really nice B&B up in the Poconos."

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Remember that, babe?

"Remember that, babe?"

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Ow.

"Ow."

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I just thought you really wanted a drink.

"I just thought you really wanted a drink."

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Oh, I hadn't heard.

"Oh, I hadn't heard."

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What's going on?

"What's going on?"

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Us.

"Us."

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I want to break us up.

"I want to break us up."

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Hey, folks.

"Hey, folks."

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Everyone excited to be here?

"Everyone excited to be here?"

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We having a good time?

"We having a good time?"

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We are not.

"We are not."

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All right, Gina.

"All right, Gina."

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That cold medicine Diaz chugged...

"That cold medicine Diaz chugged..."

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She's all over the place.

"She's all over the place."

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I got a new lead to ask my perp about.

"I got a new lead to ask my perp about."

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