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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Road Trip (S02E02)

I think it's because Amy liked you back.

"I think it's because Amy liked you back."

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And I really need my laptop right now.

"And I really need my laptop right now."

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You know what, this is officially too much for me,

"You know what, this is officially too much for me,"

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so I'm gonna go upstairs and rip the heads off some dolls.

"so I'm gonna go upstairs and rip the heads off some dolls."

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If you would please leave my toothbrush

"If you would please leave my toothbrush"

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Well, I guess that's the last time

"Well, I guess that's the last time"

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I'm gonna go.

"I'm gonna go."

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Hey, it's me.

"Hey, it's me."

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Oh. I am so sorry, sir.

"Oh. I am so sorry, sir."

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You were a wrong door.

"You were a wrong door."

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You were a wrong door.

"You were a wrong door."

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You should've seen the look on your face

"You should've seen the look on your face"

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Yes.

"Yes."

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I knocked on yours.

"I knocked on yours."

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And I'm pretty sure he's listening.

"And I'm pretty sure he's listening."

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Oh, good morning, Captain Holt.

"Oh, good morning, Captain Holt."

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to read your culinary blogs and scoff.

"to read your culinary blogs and scoff."

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To my dismay, I actually learned something

"To my dismay, I actually learned something"

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It's warm.

"It's warm."

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It's gross, huh?

"It's gross, huh?"

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It's perfect.

"It's perfect."

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Now I know how salieri felt.

"Now I know how salieri felt."

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and she hasn't moved in the past ten hours.

"and she hasn't moved in the past ten hours."

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She talks in her sleep.

"She talks in her sleep."

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I'm gonna rip your damn head off, grandma.

"I'm gonna rip your damn head off, grandma."

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It's all good.

"It's all good."

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Terry paid me $20 to lock you up.

"Terry paid me $20 to lock you up."

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But I took that cheddar, and I made you this special

"But I took that cheddar, and I made you this special"

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Possibly.

"Possibly."

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You okay?

"You okay?"

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That's not the expression at all.

"That's not the expression at all."

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I told her, you know, everything with me and you is in the past,

"I told her, you know, everything with me and you is in the past,"

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and I will bring it up constantly.

"and I will bring it up constantly."

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at you-used-to-like-me lane, or...

"at you-used-to-like-me lane, or..."

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Ha, ha.

"Ha, ha."

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Don't do that.

"Don't do that."

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Whoever's behind this smuggling ring

"Whoever's behind this smuggling ring"

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so we're going undercover as longshoremen.

"so we're going undercover as longshoremen."

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I will be Vaughn Tom Tucker,

"I will be Vaughn Tom Tucker,"

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but just until my girlfriend, Cangela, gets out of lady jail.

"but just until my girlfriend, Cangela, gets out of lady jail."

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There's some tobacco in there too.

"There's some tobacco in there too."

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Vaughn chews it, but it makes Jake super dizzy.

"Vaughn chews it, but it makes Jake super dizzy."

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You cannot choose your own name anymore.

"You cannot choose your own name anymore."

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I got a job at the docks to support my drug habit,

"I got a job at the docks to support my drug habit,"

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but I kept it...

"but I kept it..."

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Because I love the seagulls.

"Because I love the seagulls."

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What, are you Irish now? No. Mm-hmm.

"What, are you Irish now? No. Mm-hmm."

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Well, we better get going, Captain.

"Well, we better get going, Captain."

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The leader of the cargo smuggling ring

"The leader of the cargo smuggling ring"

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turned himself in at the eight-three.

"turned himself in at the eight-three."

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The mafia was closing in on him.

"The mafia was closing in on him."

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Oh. That's great.

"Oh. That's great."

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It's good news. Yeah.

"It's good news. Yeah."

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Case closed.

"Case closed."

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Great. Take this back.

"Great. Take this back."

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You have ten minutes.

"You have ten minutes."

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Coffee, extra black, extra no sugar, and real warm.

"Coffee, extra black, extra no sugar, and real warm."

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Morning, detectives.

"Morning, detectives."

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Let's go over the prisoner transfer upstate.

"Let's go over the prisoner transfer upstate."

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Perp's name is Jesse Hermick.

"Perp's name is Jesse Hermick."

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but he skipped bail.

"but he skipped bail."

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The sheriff is making us pick him up tomorrow morning

"The sheriff is making us pick him up tomorrow morning"

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and spending the night.

"and spending the night."

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I'll put them in a sealed baggie.

"I'll put them in a sealed baggie."

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Good call.

"Good call."

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All the drinks I'm bringing are blue.

"All the drinks I'm bringing are blue."

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Naturally.

"Naturally."

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Oh, hey, I hope this is cool with you,

"Oh, hey, I hope this is cool with you,"

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It's almost like it's haunted by fancy ghosts.

"It's almost like it's haunted by fancy ghosts."

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It's actually really cute of you.

"It's actually really cute of you."

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Teddy's never done anything that spontaneous or romantic.

"Teddy's never done anything that spontaneous or romantic."

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But it tasted like hand lotion, and the bubbles didn't happen.

"But it tasted like hand lotion, and the bubbles didn't happen."

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Sounds bad. Okay.

"Sounds bad. Okay."

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Okay, see you in a sec.

"Okay, see you in a sec."

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Wait, no, that's insane.

"Wait, no, that's insane."

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After you're done here, meet me in my office.

"After you're done here, meet me in my office."

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Oh, my God, Gina.

"Oh, my God, Gina."

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for a food-related question.

"for a food-related question."

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Yes, I heard.

"Yes, I heard."

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And that's how I know I don't care.

"And that's how I know I don't care."

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I've wanted to build a rapport with him

"I've wanted to build a rapport with him"

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all we've had in common was our bank.

"all we've had in common was our bank."

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This is great.

"This is great."

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containing all the nutrients required by the human animal.

"containing all the nutrients required by the human animal."

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So our bank got some new ATMs, huh?

"So our bank got some new ATMs, huh?"

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I wouldn't know. I've switched banks.

"I wouldn't know. I've switched banks."

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Oh, no. Anyway...

"Oh, no. Anyway..."

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Tomorrow's my anniversary with Kevin.

"Tomorrow's my anniversary with Kevin."

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I'd like to cook him an impressive breakfast.

"I'd like to cook him an impressive breakfast."

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I'd be honored.

"I'd be honored."

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I have a perp in the interrogation room.

"I have a perp in the interrogation room."

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I need all the files...

"I need all the files..."

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."

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What's going on, Diaz?

"What's going on, Diaz?"

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Is it typhoid?

"Is it typhoid?"

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Are you a vampire?

"Are you a vampire?"

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My horoscope said to wear a cowl-neck today, and I laughed.

"My horoscope said to wear a cowl-neck today, and I laughed."

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I'm fine.

"I'm fine."

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Diazes don't get sick.

"Diazes don't get sick."

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This is allergies.

"This is allergies."

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No, that's what killed the dinosaurs.

"No, that's what killed the dinosaurs."

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That perp in there has the name of a giggle pig supplier.

"That perp in there has the name of a giggle pig supplier."

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You know what?

"You know what?"

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I'm gonna go to the deli anyway.

"I'm gonna go to the deli anyway."

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Hi, Sophia.

"Hi, Sophia."

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Hey.

"Hey."

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Hey, hey.

"Hey, hey."

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Super creepy.

"Super creepy."

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Oh. Synonym. Cool. Better.

"Oh. Synonym. Cool. Better."

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Hey, Amy. I'll see you later.

"Hey, Amy. I'll see you later."

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I got you a little surprise.

"I got you a little surprise."

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You're gonna love this.

"You're gonna love this."

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Remember how you said that Teddy would never be so romantic

"Remember how you said that Teddy would never be so romantic"

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into a lover's retreat to the country?

"into a lover's retreat to the country?"

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Oh, yes.

"Oh, yes."

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Uh, you're welcome.

"Uh, you're welcome."

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I'm about to break up with him.

"I'm about to break up with him."

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nooo...

"nooo..."

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Jake, why did you invite Teddy up here?

"Jake, why did you invite Teddy up here?"

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I know. I'm sorry, all right?

"I know. I'm sorry, all right?"

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