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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken Helps Pat (S01E01)

"and you stroll in here bragging about your new valet spot"
Dr. Ken
"and your fancy jacket, Mr. Suede."
Dr. Ken
"for Sherman Oaks Coat Factory."
Dr. Ken
"Good morning, everybody."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, and, Ken, Happy suede season."
Dr. Ken
"- Whoop! - Whoop!"
Dr. Ken
"Dwayne's suede?"
Dr. Ken
"Anyhoo"
Dr. Ken
"but I only have bad news."
Dr. Ken
"you all have to work Saturdays."
Dr. Ken
"Saturdays are College Game Day!"
Dr. Ken
"Senior doctors don't have to work Saturday."
Dr. Ken
"You heard the man. Rules is rules, people."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, hey."
Dr. Ken
"I actually don't mind."
Dr. Ken
"Why, Pat?! Why?!"
Dr. Ken
"Whew!"
Dr. Ken
"That was close."
Dr. Ken
"I almost lost my Saturdays."
Dr. Ken
"- What? - You used to be one of us."
Dr. Ken
"When we first started here, we would hang out together"
Dr. Ken
"and complain about people like Pat."
Dr. Ken
"Now we complain about people like you."
Dr. Ken
"Seriously, Clark, is that true?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh."
Dr. Ken
"I don't participate in that at all."
Dr. Ken
""Dr. Ken [Can] you believe how out of touch I've become"?"
Dr. Ken
"There's that dance that goes with it."
Dr. Ken
"Guys, this is crazy. Come on!"
Dr. Ken
"You forgot to leave your keys with me."
Dr. Ken
"unlocking, locking, unlocking,"
Dr. Ken
"panic, no panic."
Dr. Ken
"I parked it just the way you like... across two spots."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, all right, thank you."
Dr. Ken
"With traffic cones blocking two additional spots."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, all right. Very good."
Dr. Ken
"I'll go ahead and get that glove compartment reupholstered!"
Dr. Ken
"Okay!"
Dr. Ken
"I mean, they see me as this out-of-touch jerk,"
Dr. Ken
"but what am I supposed to do,"
Dr. Ken
"apologize that I've worked hard"
Dr. Ken
"and they're working Saturdays?"
Dr. Ken
"Let me ask you a question. Where do they park?"
Dr. Ken
"because there was a lot of squawking about the rain."
Dr. Ken
"Where do you eat lunch?"
Dr. Ken
"And where do they eat?"
Dr. Ken
"because I don't know where they park."
Dr. Ken
"This is a pretty solvable problem."
Dr. Ken
"See if you can get their Saturdays back."
Dr. Ken
"Talking to Pat would mean doing the thing"
Dr. Ken
"What up, my parents?"
Dr. Ken
"before we get home from school, and "B," already drinking."
Dr. Ken
"And "B," you're the reason we drink."
Dr. Ken
"Excuse me?"
Dr. Ken
"Solid burn."
Dr. Ken
"Anyway, I thought you guys would want to know"
Dr. Ken
"Klompers."
Dr. Ken
"I don't know."
Dr. Ken
"Which kids are calling you Klompers?"
Dr. Ken
"Does it bother you?"
Dr. Ken
"I don't know."
Dr. Ken
"You know, for 80 bucks, I can make it go away."
Dr. Ken
"It's a simple four-point plan"
Dr. Ken
"that involves positive messaging,"
Dr. Ken
"social media, image consultation,"
Dr. Ken
"and, if necessary, a big kid named Hugo"
Dr. Ken
"who will hurt anyone for gummy worms."
Dr. Ken
"and tell them, "my name is Dave Park,"
Dr. Ken
"and that is what I'd like to be called.""
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"Just an F.Y.I... the price goes up after today."
Dr. Ken
"No!"
Dr. Ken
"I agree, Al. Your parenting game is on fleek."
Dr. Ken
"Take the nickname? But you said..."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
Dr. Ken
"I say a lot of things in front of your mother I don't mean."
Dr. Ken
"Or, "I would never remarry.""
Dr. Ken
"The point is, Klompers is not a bad nickname."
Dr. Ken
"People are talking about you."
Dr. Ken
"You're in the mix, sweetheart."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, thanks, Dad."
Dr. Ken
"Son, talking to people about stuff sucks."
Dr. Ken
"Even this was a little rough."
Dr. Ken
"♪ I have no regard ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ for the lower income ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ they walk through the rain ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ Walk through the rain ♪"
Dr. Ken
"All right, I deserved that."
Dr. Ken
"not the ham-fisted execution of it."
Dr. Ken
"Look, I know you guys are upset."
Dr. Ken
"But I had an idea that was my own and no one else's."
Dr. Ken
"You sure that wasn't Allison's idea?"
Dr. Ken
"ahead of that by saying it was "no one else's idea.""
Dr. Ken
"Look, do you want your Saturdays back or not?"
Dr. Ken
"Hell, yeah."
Dr. Ken
"Don't thank me. Thank Allison."
Dr. Ken
"Pat, we need to talk."
Dr. Ken
"I know what you're gonna say,"
Dr. Ken
"and before you do, let me tell you, I'm sorry,"
Dr. Ken
"I'll give you anything you want,"
Dr. Ken
"and... I love you."
Dr. Ken
"Thanks. I love you... too?"
Dr. Ken
"Look, I think it's a mistake"
Dr. Ken
"to have the staff work Saturdays."
Dr. Ken
"Wow. That was easy."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no, still on with my wife."
Dr. Ken
"Look, I get that it might increase profits,"
Dr. Ken
"but those are my people out there. Hello?!"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, well, why don't you come out on my yacht tonight,"
Dr. Ken
"and we'll talk it out over dinner?"
Dr. Ken
"No chance."
Dr. Ken
"Excuse me?"
Dr. Ken
"She wants to binge-watch "How to Get Away with Murder" tonight,"
Dr. Ken
"Okay. Uh, 8:00?"
Dr. Ken
"- I've got plans. - You just said"
Dr. Ken
"I'll send you the address, and see you in Hell."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh! So, how did it go?"
Dr. Ken
"Good, great. Working on it."
Dr. Ken
"Ken, will we know before Saturday?"
Dr. Ken
"If I don't cancel my mall-walking group,"
Dr. Ken
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