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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken Helps Pat (S01E01)

"Forgot to leave my keys with the guy."
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"All right, let's get to it."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Ken, have you had a chance to read the room?"
Dr. Ken
"Mm. Not getting anything."
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"We're all drenched,"
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"Oh, this jacket's not Mr. Suede."
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"- No, Ace of Suedes. - Ah!"
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"Is something I wish I was able to say,"
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"- What?! - That is unacceptable."
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"Sickness doesn't take Saturdays off, so why should we?"
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"What I meant was..."
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"My big Natty "Sattys.""
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"Oh! So it wasn't you that came up with the nickname"
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"Excuse me, Mr. Ken."
Dr. Ken
"Of course, Mr. Ken."
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"You know, by the... I mean, I know it's outside"
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"So technically, I don't know where they eat,"
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"Oh, so who do I hire to solve it?"
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"Oh, glad you guys are "A," off work"
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"Right back at you."
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"Dave."
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"Say the nickname, like we practiced."
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"Well, it bothers me."
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"No!"
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"Take the nickname, Dave."
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"I did not enjoy it."
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"♪ Yeah ♪"
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"♪ I make it rain ♪ Whaa!"
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"I'm gonna talk to Pat on your behalf."
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"Yeah, it feels like you needlessly got way out"
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"It was my idea."
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"Oh, that's okay."
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"Yes, please!"
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"Damn it!"
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"What's up?"
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"I hear you loud and clear. Let's just forget it."
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"so... permission to come aboard?"
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"Oh, your wife. Right. Yeah."
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"Hey, I will not rest until I get this done for you guys."
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"I mean, ten is really the sweet spot..."
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"I told mom."
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"Ugh. Your loss."
Dr. Ken
"You know who that conversation is with?"
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"she mispronounced her own name."
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"Besides, Klompers is harmless."
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""It's Klompers!""
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"Why is he bringing cider?"
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"and everyone's happy to see him?"
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"Look, bae, you're super smart,"
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"There it is. Now give me some sugar."
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"I used to get nervous!"
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"Oh, you're here!"
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"On your left."
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"Ahoy!"
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"is from the turn of the century."
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"The lava lamp?"
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"Yeah, I bought that in 1999."
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"Yeah. Yeah, my little flower says she wants a divorce."
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"She's insisting I no longer sleep in our marital bed."
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"Anyway, about this Saturday thing..."
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"Why are you so concerned about that?"
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"And, you know what, those people you call "lowers,""
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"But in a moment,"
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"I'm gonna take this nail gun"
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"and fire a 2-inch framing nail..."
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"Todd Lieberman’s adult circumcision luau comes to mind..."
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"I've got gauze and I've got sutures."
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"in case you have to cauterize the wound."
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"I'm not gonna do this! I'm a doctor!"
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"Do you honestly think shooting your own toe with a nail"
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"I was gonna tell her I was attacked"
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"Or better... I'll say you did it!"
Dr. Ken
"You're neither of those things!"
Dr. Ken
"Confronted by a hot-tempered doctor"
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"The girl on "How to Get Away with Murder""
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"Pat's gonna shoot a nail through his toe"
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"I was practicing on these baby carrots."
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"Because?"
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"You're better than that."
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"Not by a lot..."
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"I think I do."
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"for the great unwashed."
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"So, in film class,"
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"and Madison wanted to trade with me,"
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"It's like, I got "Lost in Translation""
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"and she got "Her"... period."
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"Mom, are you even listening?"
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"but I'll tell you who's not."
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"It is me Dave's mother."
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"You said "pork" instead of "park"."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I thought you'd be out enjoying your Natty Satty."
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"You know what,"
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"Starting Monday,"
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"I'm gonna go get it right now."
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"Sorry I was late. It was a long line."
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"♪ Oh, Dr. Ken you believe how out of touch I've become ♪"
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"♪ I have no regard for the lower income ♪"
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"It stuck."
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"So, "Mrs. Pork", huh?"
Dr. Ken
"Does that make you cross? Peeved?"
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"Mad as a wet hen?"
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"Make it go away."
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"I know you're not gonna believe this."
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"On my lengthy walk from the parking lot,"
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"I was accosted by a sea lion."
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"Are you sure it wasn't just a wet dog?"
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"at that Luther Vandross concert."
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"What? Somebody hit the fire alarm."
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"Yay, yay! Where my healers at?"
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"Pat moved me to the indoor valet lot,"
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"so finally I can take full advantage of suede season."
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"Aw!"
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"Hey, check this out..."
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"Car's so close you can hear it from here."
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"Lock, unlock."
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"Lock, unlock."
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"Panic!"
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"Kidding."
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"Hey, Damona, have you had a chance to read the schedule?"
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