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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken Helps Pat (S01E01)

TV Series 2015 –2017 Season 1, Episode 3 21 min ★ 5.7/10 (4,587 ratings) 506 clips
Comedy

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Forgot to leave my keys with the guy.
"Forgot to leave my keys with the guy."
Dr. Ken
All right, let's get to it.
"All right, let's get to it."
Dr. Ken
Hey, Ken, have you had a chance to read the room?
"Hey, Ken, have you had a chance to read the room?"
Dr. Ken
Mm. Not getting anything.
"Mm. Not getting anything."
Dr. Ken
We're all drenched,
"We're all drenched,"
Dr. Ken
Oh, this jacket's not Mr. Suede.
"Oh, this jacket's not Mr. Suede."
Dr. Ken
- No, Ace of Suedes. - Ah!
"- No, Ace of Suedes. - Ah!"
Dr. Ken
Is something I wish I was able to say,
"Is something I wish I was able to say,"
Dr. Ken
- What?! - That is unacceptable.
"- What?! - That is unacceptable."
Dr. Ken
Sickness doesn't take Saturdays off, so why should we?
"Sickness doesn't take Saturdays off, so why should we?"
Dr. Ken
What I meant was...
"What I meant was..."
Dr. Ken
My big Natty "Sattys."
"My big Natty "Sattys.""
Dr. Ken
Oh! So it wasn't you that came up with the nickname
"Oh! So it wasn't you that came up with the nickname"
Dr. Ken
Excuse me, Mr. Ken.
"Excuse me, Mr. Ken."
Dr. Ken
Of course, Mr. Ken.
"Of course, Mr. Ken."
Dr. Ken
You know, by the... I mean, I know it's outside
"You know, by the... I mean, I know it's outside"
Dr. Ken
So technically, I don't know where they eat,
"So technically, I don't know where they eat,"
Dr. Ken
Oh, so who do I hire to solve it?
"Oh, so who do I hire to solve it?"
Dr. Ken
Oh, glad you guys are "A," off work
"Oh, glad you guys are "A," off work"
Dr. Ken
Right back at you.
"Right back at you."
Dr. Ken
Dave.
"Dave."
Dr. Ken
Say the nickname, like we practiced.
"Say the nickname, like we practiced."
Dr. Ken
Well, it bothers me.
"Well, it bothers me."
Dr. Ken
No!
"No!"
Dr. Ken
Take the nickname, Dave.
"Take the nickname, Dave."
Dr. Ken
I did not enjoy it.
"I did not enjoy it."
Dr. Ken
♪ Yeah ♪
"♪ Yeah ♪"
Dr. Ken
♪ I make it rain ♪ Whaa!
"♪ I make it rain ♪ Whaa!"
Dr. Ken
I'm gonna talk to Pat on your behalf.
"I'm gonna talk to Pat on your behalf."
Dr. Ken
Yeah, it feels like you needlessly got way out
"Yeah, it feels like you needlessly got way out"
Dr. Ken
It was my idea.
"It was my idea."
Dr. Ken
Oh, that's okay.
"Oh, that's okay."
Dr. Ken
Yes, please!
"Yes, please!"
Dr. Ken
Damn it!
"Damn it!"
Dr. Ken
What's up?
"What's up?"
Dr. Ken
I hear you loud and clear. Let's just forget it.
"I hear you loud and clear. Let's just forget it."
Dr. Ken
so... permission to come aboard?
"so... permission to come aboard?"
Dr. Ken
Oh, your wife. Right. Yeah.
"Oh, your wife. Right. Yeah."
Dr. Ken
Hey, I will not rest until I get this done for you guys.
"Hey, I will not rest until I get this done for you guys."
Dr. Ken
I mean, ten is really the sweet spot...
"I mean, ten is really the sweet spot..."
Dr. Ken
I told mom.
"I told mom."
Dr. Ken
Ugh. Your loss.
"Ugh. Your loss."
Dr. Ken
You know who that conversation is with?
"You know who that conversation is with?"
Dr. Ken
she mispronounced her own name.
"she mispronounced her own name."
Dr. Ken
Besides, Klompers is harmless.
"Besides, Klompers is harmless."
Dr. Ken
"It's Klompers!"
""It's Klompers!""
Dr. Ken
Why is he bringing cider?
"Why is he bringing cider?"
Dr. Ken
and everyone's happy to see him?
"and everyone's happy to see him?"
Dr. Ken
Look, bae, you're super smart,
"Look, bae, you're super smart,"
Dr. Ken
There it is. Now give me some sugar.
"There it is. Now give me some sugar."
Dr. Ken
I used to get nervous!
"I used to get nervous!"
Dr. Ken
Oh, you're here!
"Oh, you're here!"
Dr. Ken
On your left.
"On your left."
Dr. Ken
Ahoy!
"Ahoy!"
Dr. Ken
is from the turn of the century.
"is from the turn of the century."
Dr. Ken
The lava lamp?
"The lava lamp?"
Dr. Ken
Yeah, I bought that in 1999.
"Yeah, I bought that in 1999."
Dr. Ken
Yeah. Yeah, my little flower says she wants a divorce.
"Yeah. Yeah, my little flower says she wants a divorce."
Dr. Ken
She's insisting I no longer sleep in our marital bed.
"She's insisting I no longer sleep in our marital bed."
Dr. Ken
Anyway, about this Saturday thing...
"Anyway, about this Saturday thing..."
Dr. Ken
Why are you so concerned about that?
"Why are you so concerned about that?"
Dr. Ken
And, you know what, those people you call "lowers,"
"And, you know what, those people you call "lowers,""
Dr. Ken
But in a moment,
"But in a moment,"
Dr. Ken
I'm gonna take this nail gun
"I'm gonna take this nail gun"
Dr. Ken
and fire a 2-inch framing nail...
"and fire a 2-inch framing nail..."
Dr. Ken
Todd Lieberman’s adult circumcision luau comes to mind...
"Todd Lieberman’s adult circumcision luau comes to mind..."
Dr. Ken
I've got gauze and I've got sutures.
"I've got gauze and I've got sutures."
Dr. Ken
in case you have to cauterize the wound.
"in case you have to cauterize the wound."
Dr. Ken
I'm not gonna do this! I'm a doctor!
"I'm not gonna do this! I'm a doctor!"
Dr. Ken
Do you honestly think shooting your own toe with a nail
"Do you honestly think shooting your own toe with a nail"
Dr. Ken
I was gonna tell her I was attacked
"I was gonna tell her I was attacked"
Dr. Ken
Or better... I'll say you did it!
"Or better... I'll say you did it!"
Dr. Ken
You're neither of those things!
"You're neither of those things!"
Dr. Ken
Confronted by a hot-tempered doctor
"Confronted by a hot-tempered doctor"
Dr. Ken
The girl on "How to Get Away with Murder"
"The girl on "How to Get Away with Murder""
Dr. Ken
Pat's gonna shoot a nail through his toe
"Pat's gonna shoot a nail through his toe"
Dr. Ken
I was practicing on these baby carrots.
"I was practicing on these baby carrots."
Dr. Ken
Because?
"Because?"
Dr. Ken
You're better than that.
"You're better than that."
Dr. Ken
Not by a lot...
"Not by a lot..."
Dr. Ken
I think I do.
"I think I do."
Dr. Ken
for the great unwashed.
"for the great unwashed."
Dr. Ken
So, in film class,
"So, in film class,"
Dr. Ken
and Madison wanted to trade with me,
"and Madison wanted to trade with me,"
Dr. Ken
It's like, I got "Lost in Translation"
"It's like, I got "Lost in Translation""
Dr. Ken
and she got "Her"... period.
"and she got "Her"... period."
Dr. Ken
Mom, are you even listening?
"Mom, are you even listening?"
Dr. Ken
but I'll tell you who's not.
"but I'll tell you who's not."
Dr. Ken
It is me Dave's mother.
"It is me Dave's mother."
Dr. Ken
You said "pork" instead of "park".
"You said "pork" instead of "park"."
Dr. Ken
What are you doing here?
"What are you doing here?"
Dr. Ken
I thought you'd be out enjoying your Natty Satty.
"I thought you'd be out enjoying your Natty Satty."
Dr. Ken
You know what,
"You know what,"
Dr. Ken
Starting Monday,
"Starting Monday,"
Dr. Ken
I'm gonna go get it right now.
"I'm gonna go get it right now."
Dr. Ken
Sorry I was late. It was a long line.
"Sorry I was late. It was a long line."
Dr. Ken
♪ Oh, Dr. Ken you believe how out of touch I've become ♪
"♪ Oh, Dr. Ken you believe how out of touch I've become ♪"
Dr. Ken
♪ I have no regard for the lower income ♪
"♪ I have no regard for the lower income ♪"
Dr. Ken
It stuck.
"It stuck."
Dr. Ken
So, "Mrs. Pork", huh?
"So, "Mrs. Pork", huh?"
Dr. Ken
Does that make you cross? Peeved?
"Does that make you cross? Peeved?"
Dr. Ken
Mad as a wet hen?
"Mad as a wet hen?"
Dr. Ken
Make it go away.
"Make it go away."
Dr. Ken
I know you're not gonna believe this.
"I know you're not gonna believe this."
Dr. Ken
On my lengthy walk from the parking lot,
"On my lengthy walk from the parking lot,"
Dr. Ken
I was accosted by a sea lion.
"I was accosted by a sea lion."
Dr. Ken
Are you sure it wasn't just a wet dog?
"Are you sure it wasn't just a wet dog?"
Dr. Ken
at that Luther Vandross concert.
"at that Luther Vandross concert."
Dr. Ken
What? Somebody hit the fire alarm.
"What? Somebody hit the fire alarm."
Dr. Ken
Yay, yay! Where my healers at?
"Yay, yay! Where my healers at?"
Dr. Ken
Pat moved me to the indoor valet lot,
"Pat moved me to the indoor valet lot,"
Dr. Ken
so finally I can take full advantage of suede season.
"so finally I can take full advantage of suede season."
Dr. Ken
Aw!
"Aw!"
Dr. Ken
Hey, check this out...
"Hey, check this out..."
Dr. Ken
Car's so close you can hear it from here.
"Car's so close you can hear it from here."
Dr. Ken
Lock, unlock.
"Lock, unlock."
Dr. Ken
Lock, unlock.
"Lock, unlock."
Dr. Ken
Panic!
"Panic!"
Dr. Ken
Kidding.
"Kidding."
Dr. Ken
Hey, Damona, have you had a chance to read the schedule?
"Hey, Damona, have you had a chance to read the schedule?"
Dr. Ken