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Clips from House (2004) - Mystery (S01E01)

"- It's gotta be something genetic. - What about metabolic syndrome "X"?"
House (2004)
"Insulin resistance?"
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"Syndrome "X" could cause a stroke. I don't know about a heart attack."
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"- It could, if her blood pressure was high enough."
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"- Which is likely, considering her weight."
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"Fits the symptoms. Me likee. Do a hyperinsulinemic euglycemic clamp."
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"Oh, and one more thing."
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"I've been told that I gotta get rid of one of you guys by the end of the week."
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"Okay. Carry on."
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"Some kind of game. House's own version of Punk'd."
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"It's not House. It's Vogler."
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"We can't let it get to us. We've gotta stick together. Why?"
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"Are you suggesting we start slashing each other's throats?"
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"I'm suggesting it's a zero-sum game. Your loss is my win. That's not conducive to team play."
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"Which is what House seems to want. Look, I'm with Cameron."
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"It may be a bad strategy, but I don't wanna give House that satisfaction."
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"Come on. Sick kid, remember?"
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"She's diabetic?"
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"No, but it's similar."
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"M.S.X. patients don't respond normally to insulin,"
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"which causes their body to create too much,"
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"and that leads to metabolic abnormalities."
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"We're going to do a test to be sure, but there are certain dangers."
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"Is this... thing treatable?"
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"It's controllable through proper diet and exercise."
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"Wait. Jessica already eats right, and she exercises every day."
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"I know you've already seen several nutritionists--"
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"- And we've done everything they've recommended. - I understand, but--"
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"Why can't any of you doctors see past her weight?"
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"It might be. But the only way we'll know is if you let us do this test."
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"It's really bad, especially at night. It's like my heart is on fire. Like it's, um--"
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"Oh, I don't know. Like, uh--"
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"Hmm, sounds almost like... heartburn."
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"So, can you give me somethin'? Like a thesaurus?"
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"What? I take it you never mentioned this during any of your prenatal visits."
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"Prenatal?"
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"I'm not pregnant."
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"Sorry, you don't get to make that call unless you have a stethoscope. Union rules."
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"That's why my husband had a vasectomy, and we use condoms."
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"Vasectomies can reverse themselves. Condoms break."
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"Okay. This... is what a woman is supposed to look like."
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"Okay? We're not just skin and bones."
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"We have... flesh. We have... curves."
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"You have little people inside you."
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"Okay, okay."
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"I'm sorry. I guess I must have just been brainwashed by the media..."
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"and all those years of medical training."
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"- Damn right. - I'll see if I can find some antacids while the nurse gets some blood."
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"Blood? Why?"
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"The heartburn. Gotta make sure it's not... spreading."
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"I don't want to."
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"The test involves some pretty precise measurements."
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"If we don't know exactly how much you weigh, we won't get the right answers."
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"Let me tell you a secret. When I was your age, I was heavy too."
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"Were you over a hundred?"
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"Way over. Kids in my neighborhood used to call me "Rerun"."
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"Rerun? He was a heavy guy from TV. I-- I used to pretend I liked it, but I didn't."
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"How come you're not heavy anymore?"
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"Ninth grade, grew five inches. Everything kind of evened out."
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"You think that'll happen to me? Well, yeah."
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"Obesity isn't something you just grow out of."
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"I take it you've never seen a baby? She's not a baby. She's 10."
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"And you figure making her feel like crap would do her a world of good?"
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"- Yeah, if it gets her off the couch. - I'm sure she's already under enough pressure."
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"Not from Mummy. Everything in society tells us we have to be thin to be successful."
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"No. Society tells you you have to be thin to be attractive. And guess what?"
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"That's what attractive means, that society likes looking at you."
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"I think we should be telling our kids it's fine as long as they're healthy. Right."
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"Forget it. He's just cranky because he knows he's the one who's gonna get the ax."
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"So, any thoughts?"
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"On what? Sharon's plan for Gaza?"
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"Who you gonna let go?"
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"I'm thinking I can convince Vogler it would be more cost-efficient"
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"Most billionaires aren't very good with numbers."
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"It will be more cost-efficient once I grab Cameron's ass, call Foreman a spade, and Chase--"
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"Well, I'll grab his ass too."
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"You are uniquely talented in many areas, but office politics is not one of them."
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"Don't take Vogler on."
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"- Separate or together? - Together."
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"Increasing glucose to 6.9 milligrams per minute."
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"Are you okay? - I'm thirsty."
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"-Just a little bit longer, and you'll be done. - Like Dr. Chase."
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"Wanna put some money on it?"
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"I said I'm thirsty. Just five more minutes."
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"Okay, sweetheart? I'm not your sweetheart. Don't call me that."
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"-Jessica, that's not nice. - They're the ones who aren't nice."
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"Jessica. Jessica, you have to calm down. No! No!"
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"Let me go."
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"Check her blood sugar. She's gotta be getting hypoglycemic."
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"I've never seen her like this before. Something's wrong."
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"Let go of me! Get it out of me!"
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"Let go of me, you son of a bitch! You bastard!"
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"Oh, no."
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"She's sedated. Mrs. Simms, don't worry."
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"Hypoglycemia can cause temporary psychosis and is"
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"a common complication during an H.E.C. procedure."
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"I never wanted it done in the first place."
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"We understand you're upset-- You were supposed to be monitoring her condition,"
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"but instead you were bickering and placing bets."
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"I apologize if it looked like we weren't devoting our"
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"full attention to your daughter, but I assure you--"
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"- Who are you? - I'm from the lab."
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"The blood tests show your daughter was not hypoglycemic, which"
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"Huh. But you'll be happy to hear it cannot be cured by diet or exercise."
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"What else could cause uncontrollable rage in a 10-year-old?"
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"Nothing that could also cause a heart attack."
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"I assume I don't have to point out that now would be an extremely good time..."
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"for one of you to distinguish yourself with a brilliant idea."
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"A hypercoagulable state can cause a blood clot."
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"- Blood clots can cause a heart attack. - More likely to cause a stroke, not the psychosis."
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"No, you're wrong. If a clot made it to the amygdala"
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"area of the brain, it might cause uncontrollable rage."
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"Right, because anything's possible, but nothing's"
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"gonna cause multiple clots in a kid this age."
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"- She's fat. - Obesity doesn't cause blood clots."
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"Extremely obese patients can get a fat embolus."
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"Right, after they've had liposuction, which she's clearly never had."
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"- How do you know? - Because we have her medical records,"
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"and because no plastic surgeon in his right mind is gonna give a 10-year-old liposuction."
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"Have you ever met a plastic surgeon who was in their right mind?"
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