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Clips from House (2004) - Mystery (S01E01)

"- She hasn't had liposuction. - Thank you."
House (2004)
"Like what? Diet pills can cause heart attacks and blood clots."
House (2004)
"- Her tox screen was negative. - Wouldn't show over-the-counter weight loss drugs."
House (2004)
"thinks her daughter's perfect just the way she is."
House (2004)
"She's lying."
House (2004)
"And you find those pills."
House (2004)
"Not diet pills."
House (2004)
"You might wanna broaden the search just a little."
House (2004)
"And don't just ask the mom."
House (2004)
"If she hasn't mentioned it yet, she's not-- If you're gonna fire someone, go ahead and do it."
House (2004)
"But don't treat us like lab rats, testing how"
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"- So what should I do? - I don't give a damn what you do."
House (2004)
"Yes, I had noticed your complete indifference."
House (2004)
"You don't even offer a medical opinion anymore."
House (2004)
"- Who would you fire? - Not my call."
House (2004)
"I want your opinion."
House (2004)
"Fine, it's you."
House (2004)
"Either way, you're making a choice."
House (2004)
"Chase."
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"- Because he screwed up an angio a month ago? - Anyone can make a mistake."
House (2004)
"Right. So it's the money. You resent it, but"
House (2004)
"you're gonna tell me that he doesn't need the job."
House (2004)
"He doesn't appreciate the job."
House (2004)
"He was ready to go three rounds with Cameron for it."
House (2004)
"He wants the job. He just doesn't appreciate it."
House (2004)
"There's nothing wrong with just wanting to hang out, but this is not the place to do it."
House (2004)
"I didn't think you'd pick at all."
House (2004)
"Guess he's not the "rise above the fray" guy he'd like us to think he is."
House (2004)
"You practically forced it out of him."
House (2004)
"He's scared of losing his job, just like everybody else."
House (2004)
"I've been thinking. You've made it quite clear that you're miserable here."
House (2004)
"I am not miserable. You're not happy."
House (2004)
"And you are? With my job, yes."
House (2004)
"I am exactly where I wanna be, doing exactly what I wanna do."
House (2004)
"Think I sense a hint of sarcasm there."
House (2004)
"Why don't you pick yourself? Quit? Hmm, I was wrong."
House (2004)
"About Vogler or Foreman? Mrs. Hernandez's pregnancy test."
House (2004)
"No, ofcourse not."
House (2004)
"Would it be all right if I, uh, talk to a couple of her friends?"
House (2004)
"Her friends? I'm not gonna interrogate them."
House (2004)
"I just wanna ask if Jessica ever mentioned anything."
House (2004)
"It's-- It's pretty important. She's very sick."
House (2004)
"I understand. It's just, well--"
House (2004)
"Jessica really doesn't have any friends."
House (2004)
"Not one? I've tried to help,"
House (2004)
"make the kids include her more, but... kids can be--"
House (2004)
"- Kids? - I was gonna say jerks."
House (2004)
"All the fifth-graders are assigned an eighth-grade buddy."
House (2004)
"Maybe you could talk to hers."
House (2004)
"What's the status on House?"
House (2004)
"He asked for time to complete performance reviews for everyone in his department."
House (2004)
"And you told him no and gave him how long?"
House (2004)
"A week. He'll do it."
House (2004)
"Is Dr. House claiming that I'm forcing him to get rid of one of you?"
House (2004)
"I assume his goal is to stir up antagonism toward me."
House (2004)
"- And your goal is? - I am forcing him."
House (2004)
"I'll do whatever I can to ease the transition for whoever he chooses."
House (2004)
"- If you're feeling guilty about your decision,"
House (2004)
"there is an easy solution. - I don't feel guilty."
House (2004)
"Then... why approach me and tell me all this?"
House (2004)
"I don't feel guilty. That doesn't mean I don't feel bad."
House (2004)
"I'm rich, but I'm still human."
House (2004)
"I just wanted you to know..."
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"that if there's anything I can do for you, my door's open."
House (2004)
"Thank you."
House (2004)
"You're lookin' for info? Thought you already had House all figured out."
House (2004)
"I do. Don't know his team though."
House (2004)
"The ultrasound and biopsy confirmed our worry."
House (2004)
"The tumor is extremely large, at least 30 pounds."
House (2004)
"Oh, God. It's actually a personal record for this clinic."
House (2004)
"But it's completely benign. There's no sign of cancer at all."
House (2004)
"I've already spoken with Dr. Bergin, and he's available first thing in the morning."
House (2004)
"For what?"
House (2004)
"For the surgery."
House (2004)
"But if it's not cancer, it can't kill me, right?"
House (2004)
"Mmm, no. I'll have a huge scar."
House (2004)
"I won't be able to wear a bikini."
House (2004)
"- You wear a bikini now? - Yeah. You got a problem with that?"
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"Nope. But I've never gone swimming with you."
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"I knew it. That's what this is all about."
House (2004)
"You are trying to force me to have cosmetic surgery."
House (2004)
"Yeah, that's exactly why I planted a 30-pound tumor on your ovary."
House (2004)
"It's not gonna kill me. The only thing surgery is gonna do is change the way I look."
House (2004)
"That is the definition of cosmetic surgery."
House (2004)
"Yeah, right. Why give an antacid if you can cut someone up..."
House (2004)
"and make them a little easier on your eyes?"
House (2004)
"You think he's gonna wanna touch me if I look like I've been gutted like a fish?"
House (2004)
"Yeah, it was."
House (2004)
"All she does during recess is run laps around the playground."
House (2004)
"She says she's exercising, but everyone knows"
House (2004)
"it's just because no one wants to play with her."
House (2004)
"That does not mean I am her friend."
House (2004)
"I'll make sure her doctors are all clear on that."
House (2004)
"Thanks."
House (2004)
"So, has she ever said anything to you about diet pills?"
House (2004)
"- Ha. She told you that too? - What do you mean?"
House (2004)
"I totally busted her for taking drugs one day."
House (2004)
"She totally lied, said that they were diet pills her mom had given her."
House (2004)
"Come on. Get real. No way a girl like that is taking diet pills."
House (2004)
"I didn't give her diet pills. I would never do that."
House (2004)
"Right. So it was her imaginary mom."
House (2004)
"She didn't take any pills. The girl's lying."
House (2004)
"Why would she lie? Because she's another mean little jerk."
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"- Mom. - I'm sorry, honey."
House (2004)
"Clemmie didn't lie."
House (2004)
"I did. I took the pills."
House (2004)
"I told her you gave them to me because I didn't wanna get in trouble."
House (2004)
"Where did you get them? I took them from the store."
House (2004)
"Why? Why would you do that?"
House (2004)
"Because I didn't wanna be ugly anymore."
House (2004)
"- Oh, baby. You're not ugly. - Yes, I am."
House (2004)
"I know you don't think so, but I am. I'm disgusting."
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"Jessica, please don't say that."
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"I just-- I just wanted to fit in."
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"You know, have friends?"
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"Or at least have one person my age be nice to me."
House (2004)
"Oh."
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"Listen, the, uh--"
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"The pills cause blood clots, heart attacks and insomnia."
House (2004)
"It explains everything. We'll keep her overnight to make sure,"
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