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Clips from King of the Hill - Pilot (S01E01)

"[Instrumental country music]"
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"Yep."
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"It's a Ford."
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"It stands for "Fix It Again, Tony.""
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"Detroit hasn't felt any real pride..."
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"Who's ready?"
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"[Theme music]"
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"What you listening to, son?"
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"[Phone dialing]"
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"HANK: Let me tell you, Bobby, there's nothing funny about these sounds."
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"What that person on your tape has is a medical disorder."
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"Yes, sir."
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"That boy ain't right."
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"Well, you're welcome to stay."
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"[Car door opening]"
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"How do I do that?"
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"That's what'll give you that winning edge."
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"Sure, that'd work."
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"HANK: Swing, Bobby! Swing! Swing!"
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"Oh, for crying out loud."
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"Don't play lawyer-ball, son."
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"HANK: Run!"
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"Hey, don't look at me! Keep your eye on the ball."
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"[Sighs]"
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"[Muzak playing]"
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"The hardware department."
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"Makes you wonder who gave his boy that black eye."
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"You're going to have to pay for that, dude."
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"Somebody really ought to report him for the boy's sake."
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"No. That is definitely not acceptable."
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"But the regulations say we can't take custody of the boy without an interview."
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"I heard on talk radio you don't even need them."
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"How is cutting down on pollution a government plot, Dale?"
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"So what?"
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"[Thumping]"
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"That's code for UN commissars telling Americans..."
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"PEGGY: Bobby, why don't you go out and help your daddy?"
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"You have been watching way too much TV, son."
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"[Thumping]"
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"Give me some light! Now! I can't see!"
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"No, Hank is as gentle as a lamb."
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"- Have you ever hit your son, Mr. Hill? - No!"
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"HANK: What the heck are you writing?"
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"All you gotta write is one word, "no"!"
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"And if you're projecting this anger onto me..."
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"it gives me grave concerns as to how you facilitate..."
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"Mister, I have not begun to project my anger onto you."
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"DALE: I'm gonna help get him this alternator off."
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"I guess I better get going."
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"[Agreeing]"
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"- In fact, Hank's sperm count... - That's enough."
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"He asked you how many kids we have. He didn't ask you about my glands."
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"What the..."Loud is not allowed"?"
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"Now you listen to me, mister."
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"I work for a living. And I mean real work."
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"Not writing down gobbledygook."
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"with propane and propane accessories."
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"going to pay a bunch of little twig-boy bureaucrats like you..."
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"God, it just..."
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"PEGGY: Hank?"
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"You're not welcome here."
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"[Rock music playing on radio]"
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"Joseph!"
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"What is it, Daddy?"
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"You can just move along now."
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"[Muttering] I've been calling y'all better than a month now."
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"How you supposed to do anything about that dog if you just get on your computer?"
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"Yeah, he asked me if your dad ever whupped you."
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"[Laughs]"
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""I'll tear you a new one!"
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"She was saving a quart of beer for before bed."
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"There, there."
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"I thought I told you to get lost."
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"Come on, Bobby."
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"where you can develop healthy life adaptations."
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"Don't you want to live in a house with a pool?"
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"HANK: I said git! Get out of here! ANTHONY: Okay."
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"- Thanks for the latte, Kenneth. - Anthony, could I see you a minute?"
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"You did talk to the Little League coach, didn't you?"
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"Hello?"
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"LUANNE: I borrowed your truck this morning, Uncle Hank."
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"I'll give you dialogue..."
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"that's not coming from a center of anger."
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"Please return the garage door..."
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"to its factory-preset down position!"
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"Please respect..."
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"BOBBY: You can't do nothing."
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"HANK: Hey! Hey!"
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"[Hank howling]"
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"Son, I have to. He's been worried."
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"- But I like him better this way. - How come?"
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"[Hank sighing]"
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"It's hard, Peggy."
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"- I'll kill him! - All right, calm down, honey."
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"I want you to tell Bobby that your love for him is unconditional."
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"I can't say that. I can't!"
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"[Clears throat]"
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"You know what I mean, don't you, boy?"
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"No."
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"That's a hell of a weird sound. I never made that before."
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"I..."
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"you..."
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"Let's go get something to eat!"
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"just a big disappointment to you?"
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"But you? Not once."
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"[Theme music]"
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"[Insect buzzing]"
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"Yep."
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"[Agreeing]"
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"You know what it could be? That damn starter motor."
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"You getting good compression?"
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"Yeah."
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"I know what's wrong with it."
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"You know what they say Ford stands for, don't you?"
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"You're thinking of a Fiat, Dale."
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""Fix It Again"..."
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"[Muttering] I'll tell you what you do."
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"You take them spark plugs out, and in that little hole..."
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"you put oil round there, just like Bobby Unser said:"
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""The shock'd go bo-boom," just like that."
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