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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S02E02)

"- Some were welcomed in. - I'll say "yes.""
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"Some were shown the door."
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"...never got the chance... - [screaming]"
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"[groaning]"
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"[Mary Alice] Betty Applewhite was a gifted woman."
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"Her first piano teacher praised her dexterity."
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"[classical piano music]"
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"Her first college professor applauded her sense of rhythm."
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"[classical piano music]"
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"Well, I dabbled a bit."
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"and the greatest of all her gifts..."
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"They refuse to go out in the light of day,"
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"afraid to face the possibility that life will go on."
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"Hi, guys!"
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"and we'll put on a fresh pot"
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"Can I take a rain check?"
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"Oh, honey, there's no reason why you and Carlos can't try again."
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"You'd be an amazing mother."
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"but the store has this strict 30-day return policy."
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"Carlos, what happened?"
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"I had my top five all picked out."
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"Of course I'm sad! It's a sad situation! Now let go of me!"
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"I sent your mom my apologies, but I won't be attending."
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"and it wouldn't have to be weird."
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"It'd be weird."
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"Of course. Yeah, I see that."
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"Well, I've been writing a book. Sort of autobiographical."
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"Like the fact that my mother had me so young, and I never knew my dad."
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"I told you about my dad, right?"
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"- That's strange. - Why?"
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"Well, clearly I have more research to do."
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"[exhales]"
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"[boys] Yeah!"
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"Hey."
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"- Hi, babe. - I'm home."
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"Sure. What's up?"
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"[boy shouting]"
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"You have to have eyes in the back of your head."
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"Really? Where's Penny?"
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"- How did this get in the paper? - I was going to call you..."
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"but things just got so hectic, I forgot."
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"- talking about me behind my back. - I'm sorry,"
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"Fortunately, people only read the announcements"
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"The ring?"
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"You're not wearing it. Where is it?"
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"- It's in my purse. - Good. Please put it on."
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"A naked hand invites unwanted attention."
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"Here. Let me."
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"What do you want?"
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"Hey, it's cool."
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"No, it's not cool! Who the hell are you?"
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"[engine starting]"
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"- I wanna show you something. - OK."
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"Yes! OK..."
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"Can I ask a question?"
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"Run away and call 911."
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"Don't look at your dad!"
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"We're having ice cream tonight!"
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"I love them dearly, but that goes in one ear and out the other."
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"Yes, I am."
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"I read in the paper that you're engaged to George Williams."
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"From the moment I said yes, George got so possessive."
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"To have a complete stranger come into my home, drink my tea"
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"I think it's time for you to leave."
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"[scoffs]"
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"When I read that you were engaged to George,"
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"But now that I've met you, I can see it's a match made in heaven."
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"Oh! It's OK, it's all right."
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"You've got to march, Susie. You've gotta march."
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"and there's not a single record of anyone named Harrison Ross in Vietnam."
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"This is not the time, Susie."
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"Look, I'm not gonna say that I knew this would happen."
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"But... I knew this would happen."
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"You are ruining my wedding rehearsal!"
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"Mom, don't walk away from me!"
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"You want me to say I'm a bad mother?"
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"Hop in."
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"I was stationed outside of Pusan."
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"And we'd get these... these passes,"
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"would be in an alley behind a Korean noodle stand"
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"Well, like I said, we've all..."
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"- George. - Bree! This is a surprise."
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"I mean, what would her motive be?"
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"The woman is absolutely certifiable. What's more, I can prove it."
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"Like I said, she's a very troubled lady."
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"In the beginning you're blind to the flaws. Right?"
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"[screams]"
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"Carlos says you do."
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"- Where you going? - Shopping."
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"Yeah. So?"
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"So I've never heard of shopping out the pain."
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"- I'm gonna try the park. - In the middle of the night?"
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"And you thought I needed a hero."
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"Well, I am screwed up, but it wasn't your fault... entirely."
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"Great. I'm really ready to take on more responsibility around here."
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"Oh. You wanna make him jealous?"
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"...I need you to kidnap my children."
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"Run, boys."
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"This is not the time to be smug. Clearly our sons are... idiots."
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"Run, kids! Run! Run!"
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"but, you know."
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"[imitates whip cracking]"
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"Because I'm a horrible person!"
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"But he gave me my beautiful, incredible daughter."
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"If I knew, I would tell you."
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"Uh... Prudy's a fairly common name, of co... So..."
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"Yes."
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"[piano lounge music]"
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"Care to dance? It might pep you up."
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"Oh, um, the stone is loose,"
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"This isn't about Leila, is it?"
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"Ty, this is George. He's a good friend of mine."
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"Sure. I'd love to."
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"- Am I in the middle of something? - Put on the ring."
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"Listen, Bree..."
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"- and an eyebrow wax. So there. - That's fine with me."
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"I won't tell Carlos you didn't stick around."
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"You don't have a window thingie."
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"You don't have a door handle either."
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"But I do have a confession to make."
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