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Clips from Modern Family - Airport 2010 (S01E01)

"[Sustained Tone]"
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"- Oh, no! - What?"
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"Stay awake, sweetie. Stay awake."
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"Whee! Oh, no."
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"This is where your Realtor training comes in handy."
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"[Clears Throat] One quick swipe oughta pop it."
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"All aboard."
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"Okay. There we go."
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"Nice and easy. Whoa."
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"Yeah, you're pinching. You're pinching. I'm sorry."
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"If you show enough houses, you learn all the tricks."
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"Every Realtor is just a ninja in a blazer."
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"The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere,"
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"You're sure I'm not too heavy?"
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"I'm going for a ride. You all right?"
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"Yup. I'm good. I'm good."
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"What are you doing? Just making it a little tougher on the next guy."
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"Are you all right? Yes, I am."
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"Just, uh, almost killed myself on your fire truck."
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"That's not ours. That's Jasper's. You know Jasper?"
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"I sold a house to his parents. How did you ever get a playdate with him?"
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"Let's go! Please, can- yeah. Okay."
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"[Haley] Look at him. He's sketching."
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"He's like Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic."
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"Do you think he's sketching us?"
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"Yeah. "Us.""
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"[Woman On P.A.] Check-in for the 5:30 flight to Boston may board at this time."
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"And contact."
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"Ugh! It's Dylan."
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""I'm trapped." Yeah, yeah, yeah. What a drama queen."
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"[Woman On P.A.] Your attention, please."
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"Manny Delgado to Gate 22-A."
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"Check it out, Grandpa. The Dramamine's working. I'm not dizzy."
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"Yeah. Oh, watch the drink, kid."
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"I'm sorry, Grandpa. All right. Relax, relax. We might be okay here."
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"It's not fair. It's not fair."
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"Excuse me, ma'am. Is this Manny Delgado?"
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"- Yes. - Your son's name is on a no-fly list."
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"I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel."
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"Ma'am, step this way, please. Son, step this way. Jay! No pushing. Jay!"
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"You make it a double? I'm traveling with my family."
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"No problem."
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"Must be a lot easier just living with a guy."
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"Yeah, life would be simpler if I was gay."
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"Do you think you could get in the fast lane?"
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"Oh, I could totally get in the fast lane. I mean the road."
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"[Phone Beeping] Oh, I'm getting a text. What does it say?"
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"Um- Oh, G- Well, it's nothing. It's the alarm company."
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"It says your house was broken into. What?"
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"[Alarm Blaring]"
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"Okay, fun airport game. Mm-hmm."
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"You pick out a traveler, you come up with their entire story."
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"Okay. This guy, his name's Henry."
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"He's on his way to Phoenix to visit his grandmother, whose name is, uh-"
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"Oh! Pass."
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"I see a woman, uh, wracked with fear, whose husband has abandoned her."
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"- Where? Where? Who is she? - Me."
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"I made it perfectly clear to Phil that I needed him here."
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"Oh. It's going around. Mitchell's mad at me too."
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"He thinks because I didn't help him pack this morning, he forgot his wallet."
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"I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry to be snippy."
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"It's just... I'm a little upset with Cam."
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"I needed his help this morning, and he let me down."
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"That doesn't sound like him. You asked him to do something and he didn't do it?"
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"But he never asked! I mean, all he said was,"
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""Lily's bag needs to be packed and the newspaper needs to be canceled.""
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"That sounds to me like he was asking for help."
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"Sounds to me like you expected him to read your mind."
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"- What am I, a psychic? - No! It's not about reading minds."
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"It's about knowing what your partner needs."
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"Here's an idea: Just say "help me.""
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"You don't even have to say "me," just "help.""
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"You wanna believe you're on the same wavelength as someone, and then it's just-"
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"it's a little disheartening when you find out you're not."
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"That's all."
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"What's frustrating is I would do anything for Mitchell,"
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"and-and frankly, it's a little hurtful that he doesn't know that."
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"So, airports, huh?"
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"Yeah."
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"Tortured artist. Classic."
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"It's a robot. Oh, yeah. Sure is."
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"What's behind him? A dinosaur."
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"It's for school. We're supposed to make a comic strip."
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"We had to do that too, back in the eighth-"
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"[Laughs] He was 14 years old."
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"Shut up."
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"[Laughing] I d-"
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"[Laughing Continues]"
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"[Man On P.A.] This is the final boarding announcement for-"
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"[Man Belches]"
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"What you drinking?"
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"Dad. Hey. Mostly tonic actually, thanks to my new sponsor here."
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"Mmm. I'm a little jittery about flying."
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"Yeah, I know. This started just in the last couple years."
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"I think I'm just- I'm nervous 'cause I've got so much to lose now, you know?"
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"What about you? I'm taking a break from my vacation."
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"We haven't even started yet."
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"you know, what with the luaus, the hiking, the talent shows."
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"Are you not happy that we're coming with you?"
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"It's just not what I expected."
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"But, Dad, doesn't it feel good to know..."
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"that your whole family is willing to drop everything to be with you,"
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"to fly across the ocean in a steel coffin?"
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"I'm gonna finish that."
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"It's not you guys. I love the family."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"not to spend time with me."
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"You don't believe that, do you?"
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"Oh, come on, Dad! That is so crazy and so adorable."
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"That woman loves you."
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"Well, I didn't say I wasn't lovable."
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"It's not every wife that would spend the money to fly a family to Hawaii."
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"Okay. Where does everybody think Gloria's money comes from?"
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"[Door Buzzes]"
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"So, what kind of business did you have in Japan? I've never been to Japan."
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"You didn't go to Osaka November 2003 to attend an electronics trade show?"
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"I was four."
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"Enough. Why don't you question the other people on the gate, huh?"
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"Did you see the old lady with the cane?"
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"Ma'am, you seem to know an awful lot about sneaking contraband on to a plane."
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