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Clips from Modern Family - Airport 2010 (S01E01)

"What hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed on earth."
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"Got Manny tied up in the backyard. Big bowl of kibble."
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"I'm kidding. He's staying with Claire and Phil."
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"In case I forget to say it a few hundred times this week, thank you."
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"♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪"
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"[Jay] I don't like activities."
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"Hey!"
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"She just looks so cute in this outfit. I want her looking her best for Jasper."
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"Uh, who am I kidding? I'm not making this flight."
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"Go. I'll meet you at the gate. Go."
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"Oh! That's as fast as she goes. All right. Just drive."
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"- Here today, gone to Maui! - Hey. You seen Phil?"
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"So he left me here."
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"Ow. Ow. Ow."
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"I wasn't doubtin' ya. Just why are you wearing the hiking shoes?"
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"Then at the end of the week, we all gonna make it to the top of the volcano."
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"Ah, thanks, buddy. Ow."
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"[Register Beeping] Thank you."
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"Yeah, I throw up all the time. Oh, well, then Dramamine's the way to go."
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"[Voice Breaking] All he wanted to do was dance, and that's my story."
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"I-Is this the best way to go? What about the freeway?"
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"You're talking to a guy who made his way through college by driving a pedicab."
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"I was counting on you to be here, so thanks a lot."
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"[Shouting] Honestly, could you drive any slower?"
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"Everybody's performing. Even Phil brought his dummy."
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"I was just thinking how tragic it would be if I fell into that volcano."
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"When you're gone, it's like I'm this prisoner trapped in a cell of loneliness."
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"It's go time. [Rapid Beeping]"
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"No, we don't. [Alex] Dad, come on!"
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"My keys!"
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"Looks like a standard Porter and Sons D-Model top lock."
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"but not me."
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"I'm completely clueless."
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"Please, you weigh less than my paintball gear."
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"Okay. Yup. There we go. We are in."
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"Off-load. On we go. Squeezing."
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"I bet he goes to art school."
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"[Cell Phone Ringing]"
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"We will go whale washing, explore the tropical forest, get back into the nature."
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"[Manny] That sounds fun. Mm-hmm."
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"Thanks. Thank you."
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"Ay, please, we've been through this at the check-in. He's not the same Manny Delgado."
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"- We just have a few questions to ask. - No, this is a mistake."
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"- Too hard. Your turn. - Okay. Fine."
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"Then he'll know exactly what you want. You won't have to get all mad."
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"I'm not mad. It's just-"
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"Are you drawing something there? Yeah. It's no good."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"What are you talking about? You fly all the time."
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"Well, I gotta figure, I might not have a lot of time for myself,"
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"What if she has a ceramic knife in there that can go through the metal detector?"
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"And yet you waste your time harassing a little kid."
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"I would like to make a phone call."
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"Are you drunk? Kinda."
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"And once I spent a week in Cancún,"
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"- So you and your son are traveling together? - Yes."
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"They're only staying for six days."
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"I could not love you any more than I do right now."
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"[Beeps] Mr. Jackson, have a great flight."
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"Whale washing. Watching."
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"Oh, I forgot to ask- Did it hurt?"
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"I didn't fall from- Ah. [Laughing]"
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"Because I'm an angel. Why are you so sweet?"
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"Maybe just 'cause I'm so damn happy."
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"Today's Jay's birthday, so I'm taking him to Hawaii for a whole week."
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"Big suite in Maui. Just the two of us."
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"This whole thing was a big surprise."
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"I did it all myself- the flight, the hotels."
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"Cost me a fortune, but it was worth it."
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"[Chuckling]"
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"Wh- What the heck?"
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"- [Claire] Surprise, Dad. - The whole family's coming with us!"
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"- They are? - Uh-huh."
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"Yeah, and Phil- he's just checking the bags. Wow!"
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"That's, uh- Wow."
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"It was all Gloria's idea. She bought all of our tickets and everything."
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"Really? Everyone's? Yeah."
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"- It's your birthday. I didn't spare any expense. - Oh, gee! Thank you, honey."
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"Are they, uh, all gonna be up with us in first class?"
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"Ay, no, silly. Coach. You think I'm made of money?"
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"Of course not."
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"♪ Hey, hey Hey, hey ♪"
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"We're gonna go to a luau, swim with the Miami Dolphins,"
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"take a tour in one of those, the- [lmitating Rotor Blades]"
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"Helicopter. Helicopter. Mm-hmm. Yes!"
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"I wanted to hang out with Gloria and read my Robert Ludlum novels."
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"I got eight of 'em loaded up on my book reader thing here."
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"I mean, I love my family."
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"I love 'em at dinners, I love 'em at barbecues,"
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"but do I have to love 'em in Hawaii?"
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"Thanks, Daryl."
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"I know I got a lot of baggage, but don't worry, I'm seeing a therapist."
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"Just kidding. I'm fine. [Lily Cooing]"
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"Daryl, I know these guys. Can I borrow your hat? This will be hilarious."
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"No. Okay."
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"[Cameron] Aloha, Uncle Phil! Hey! You guys excited about the trip?"
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"Oh, we're so excited. You know, this is my first time."
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"Really? Yeah, I know it's surprising."
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"People always say I scream "Hawaii." Who says that?"
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"People. What people?"
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"You don't know them."
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"[Phil] Hey, Lily! Hi. Oh, no! Oh, n-"
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"I forgot my wallet. Oh, that's all right. I have cash."
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"No, no. I can't get on the plane without my I.D."
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"Thanks a lot, Cam. How is this my fault?"
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"Because if you had done what I asked you to do this morning,"
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"then I wouldn't have been overwhelmed and I would have remembered my wallet."
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"All right. We still need to pack Lily's toys, print the boarding passes."
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"Oh, stop the newspaper."
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"Wait. What are you doing? I just packed those."
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"Nothing you just said made any sense to me."
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"- We're about to leave for the airport. - Not for an hour."
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"- And this is the only time Jasper could do it. - How full is Jasper's calendar?"
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"This is a coup. When you get in with Jasper, doors open."
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"He's a legacy at Happy Time Preschool."
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"- We're kissing up to a 10-month-old? - I just want him to like us."
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"[Doorbell Rings] Okay, that's them."
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"But just in and out. We still have a million things to do."
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"Would you relax? You always worry. It always gets done."
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"Oh, and we're Methodists, so-"
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