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Clips from Arrested Development - Motherboy XXX (S02E02)

"Let's not forget that he was also dismissive and disinterested."
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"- in the attic above them and was starved for company- - Nellie."
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"who wants to take their top off?"
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"- [Door Opens] - when George Michael and Maeby came in."
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"So you and Ann are actually going on a Christian camping trip?"
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"It's called the Promise Land. You're supposed to make promises..."
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"about your relationship as a tribute to the generations that preceded you."
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"Hey, there's booze in this."
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"That's the Promise Land that Ann's taking you to?"
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"You're gonna need this more than Polly here."
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"We're lookin' for the camping stuff. Do you know where the pump is for the air mattress?"
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"I had to take all pumps out of here a long time ago."
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"Take this down to the kitchen, will you?"
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"You know what's risky? Lettin' your son go on that church thing."
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"Her name's Ann, Dad, and he's not "going" on her, okay?"
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"- They're just friends. - Not for long."
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"It's all that fidelity and pledging yourself to a woman garbage."
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"I wine 'em and dine 'em, but I don't let 'em tell me what to do."
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"I don't... let 'em tell me... what to do."
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"Okay, I should've never taken the pumps out ofhere."
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"Listen, unlike you, I respect my son's choices."
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"What? Why? Because I'd miss school?"
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"Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the "T" on it?"
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"Um, it's not about school, pal. It's more about family."
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"Family first. Or did they not teach you that at the Promise Land?"
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"- I don't know. You won't let me go. - [Clicks Tongue] Attaboy."
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"[Narrator] Michael then went to the office, where he ran into Gob."
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"Barry come by yet? I need to talk to him about my divorce."
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"a fact he'd only remembered when he was served with divorce papers."
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"- That cow is going after me. - Your wife? She was super-thin."
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"- She was? - Yeah."
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"What about her cans? She have big cans?"
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"- You don't remember her at all? - It was one night of wild passion."
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"- And yet you didn't notice her body. - I like to look in the mirror."
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"That would be disgusting if you'd actually slept with her, but I don't think you did."
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"Anyway, remember that seal of hers that I released into the ocean?"
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"- Bit off Buster's hand? - Vaguely."
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"Her lawyers are claiming that the seal's worth 250 grand."
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"And that's not even including Buster's Swatch."
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"you can get it annulled and walk away free and clear."
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"You just can't deal with the fact that I've got a super-thin wife with huge cans."
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"- [Elevator Bell Dings] - All right. Who's ready to show their lawyer some love?"
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"The seal? [Laughs] Must've had a tracking device on it."
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"Someone tracked it all the way to a dock in Dana Point."
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"At the very least, we can get Buster's Swatch back, right?"
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"[Narrator] And Tobias met with Carl Weathers at Burger King."
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"[Narrator] And Tobias met with Carl Weathers at Burger King."
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"Thanks for meeting me down here at Burger King."
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"I'm tryin' to get them to underwrite a new TV project I'm workin' on."
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"Get some money in exchange for settin' a scene here in Burger King."
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"As long as you don't draw attention to it."
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"It's about the Bluth family and your father-in-law's escape from justice."
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"- I play the lead- a bounty hunter, name of Ice. - Oh, no."
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"You want me to play myself, don't you?"
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"I swore I'd not go reality."
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"- I will do- - No, I already got a great guy named Dave Attell to play you."
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"I'm lookin' for somebody in your family to sign a release."
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"I could not betray my family like that."
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"Come on, man. I've got every part cast except for George Sr."
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"I'm gonna go get a new soda."
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"Did you know that you can get a refill on any drink you want here, and it's free?"
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"- [Laughs] - It's a wonderful restaurant."
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"[Narrator Chuckling] It sure is. George Michael, meanwhile, spent an afternoon..."
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"- with his uncle, at his father's suggestion. - King me."
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"- Oh, me too. - Well, that's a do-over. So, who should go first?"
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"I know. Let's rock-paper-scissors for it."
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"George Michael- Buster, did you at least offer your nephew a bowl of soup?"
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"Yes, Mother, I did."
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"- Can I open a can of soup for you? - Can it open a can?"
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"- Can what open a can? Oh, God! - Oh, God!"
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"- See, Mother? Not everybody is afraid of me. - Oh, my God!"
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"Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending some time with what's left of your uncle."
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"I was supposed to go away to the Promise Land this weekend, but my dad didn't want me to."
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"- Family first. - Well, you've done your duty this week."
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"Very sympathetic. You know what?"
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"You deserve to go out of town this weekend, and I'm taking you."
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"- Really? - [Narrator] George Michael should have realized..."
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"by the sailor suit Lucille dressed him in..."
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"that he wasn't going north to the Promise Land."
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"I can't believe you don't know this song, George Michael."
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"- [Narrator] No, he was going south."
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"- South to Motherboy."
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"[Narrator] And Michael and Gob headed out to find the seal with the tracking device."
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"I guess we should call Buster and have him meet us at the dock, right?"
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"I guess so."
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"[All Screaming]"
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"- I mean, why get his hopes up? - Yeah, that's better."
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"- Monster! - Hey, Brothers."
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"- Buster. - Bonster!"
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"- Sorry about the window. - Not a problem."
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"I really hate this stupid hook. But I certainly can't walk around like this."
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"We were just gonna call you. We think we know where the seal is."
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"- The seal that did this to me? - Yeah."
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"- Take me! - Yes. That's a good idea."
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"I'm gonna go with Barry. You should get in here. I'll just go with Barry."
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"There's not enough room for you and me and the stump and the thing- stuff. Barry!"
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"[Narrator] Tobias had gotten his first speaking role..."
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"simply by signing away the life rights of everyone he loved."
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"Ooh, that's good. That's the voice. I've got the voice."
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"- That's not my voice. - Oh, my God!"
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"What does it look like? I live here. You tell anybody, you are dead."
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"[Narrator] So he explained the project, and George Sr. Agreed on one condition."
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"If you play me, you gotta play me like a man..."
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"and not some mincing little Polly or Nellie."
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"I get those names confused. Apologies. Apologies all around."
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"[Narrator] And the search for Buster's hand continued."
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"I would love to be able to say "Look what I've had reattached..."
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"while you and George Michael were off to Motherboy.""
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"Motherboy? Wait a minute."
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"- Mom took him to Motherboy? - [Laughs]"
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"He couldn't wait to swoop in and throw on that sailor suit, because he's not damaged goods."
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"Wait a minute. I don't want him doing that."
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"You gotta go with me down there and help me get him, all right?"
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"He's the new Buster."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry. False alarm. What they tracked down was a shark..."
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"and he must've bitten off the part of the seal with the tracking device on it."
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"swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family."
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"That tracking device tells me he was raised in captivity."
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"You both were too sheltered to learn how to protect yourselves..."
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"and we can't let that happen to George Michael."
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